Jack Grealish #55 Weekend at Abe’s

[mimimithis]

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*whole thread desperately waits for me to start my new job*

No, please, continue. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

 

[Ceejay23]

LOOKS LIKE HE’D WIPE HIS DICK ON THE CURTAINS

This was one of my all time favourite quotes

 

[Gattle09]

Video is on!

 

[Gattle09]

Are you Judi James?

@Gattle09 I'm sure you bossed it if it makes you feel better...

Spoiler: bum clenching interview story

I was so nervous about an interview because one of the panel is the scariest person I ever met and is now a MORTAL ENEMY. So I did what any normal person would do and went to the pub and had two or maybe three glasses of red wine for my nerves. My teeth were probably black. I had also managed to SHIT ON MY OWN HAND because I had done a bit of a Gary Lineker and tried to wash it off but noticed that there was a tiny bit of pøOh on my wrist (??? how) when I introduced myself. They then asked me a lot of incredibly niche questions about ancient artefacts I had never heard of and the Jewish Chronicle newspaper (not who I write for). I was completely and utterly bamboozled. I then knew I was a lost cause so I proceeded to tell them how the lighting in the gallery was shite. Safe to say I didn't get the job.

Yikes, that’s definitely a bad interview

 

[rasperryripple]

Letting us know he’s home. Thanks Bae

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I bet he would be really good at tennis

 

[mimimithis]

It they do… can’t believe DJTT I had been holding out on us like that

He surely must be good for something, right? Come on, mate, publish your photo albums, inquiring minds need to know.

 

[Violetroselily]

Trying to work out where they are in that video? Bright pink plastic chairs in the background?

Probably just wherever they're staying for the wedding. They won't all be shacked up in the chateau, it probably has guest accommodation.

 

[Starttheline]

Sunday night question... if Jack had a tattoo, what would it be and where would it be?

 

[Shoequeen91]

he is defo so loud during the tango

More so when he’s rat arsed

 

[Violetroselily]

I wonder why they've not posted the full video i.e. the bit with Tom Grennan? Maybe they only care about ridiculing baebe?

 

[Shoequeen91]

I think the big Gucci label on the sleeve looks awful, it’s like he’s forgotten to remove the label

They’re all like that from Gucci at the minute. Totally ruins the vibe.

It’s like high fashions version of Stone Island “Badge In”

 

[Timefortea93]

These made me laugh from the 1st thread

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I cant

 

[cobette]

It's pretty good news for bae if sterling also goes.

Sterling is not welcome at spurs though, we do not need the selfish dinosaur

He reminds me so much of Lennon. You're like 'amazing run, keep it going, into the box then... nothing!'

 

[mimimithis]

Sorry I’m here was trying to read that JG/JS/RD fic before work but ain’t going to do it

@mimimithis
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Do I go sit in the naughty corner now?

 

[Gattle09]

I’m 5’7, it’s a really big problem for me Can we at least say 5’10 please, nothing under.

I get you, I reckon 5’10

 

[ruby1080]

Reminds me of the first tiktok to come up on my fyp the other day
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forgot about this one too lolol
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My Teams doesn't let me appear online permanently. Are they having a laugh with me? I thought you couldn't do it.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

STEP BACK! I saw him second!

@LurkingAnnie got in there first

You called

back off ladies… Pickers is mine… as is anyone who has any affiliation with Everton…

i see you @cobette eyeing up my CB

 

[Gizmo24]

Skim read but not properly as I only occasionally fancy Ruben but he can get in my vag at the min so will read this week! the bits I read were fuckin filthy so can’t wait

Had me at fucking filthy....can I have the link please

 

[Danksy]

Is anyone else joining me on Team Gelmet after all of these weddings pics? I like being able to see his whole smiley face

Always have been

 

[BriarRose]

ah shit I never considered this

Bit the… bullet nip?

PS WELCOME!!!!

Am I allowed to vote?