This is terrifyingly accurate.
What a utterly random talent you have there…
Just loads of coffee table books…
Or JG will just buy a kindle and stick it in the middle of the shelf ‘any book in the world you want right there’
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I just read that in his voice and… yep, I can totally see him say this
Sooooo back in the day I read a scarily good fan fiction, it documented a band for TWO YEARS - towards the end actual crew members were leaking info to the writer, it was that good. There's no way the band didn't know - but the writer always said she'd print the thousands of pages of the story out, box it up and send it to the lead singer with a single packet of popping candy, because one of the very first smut scenes involved popping candy during a blowjob - to this day I'm desperate to know if she ever did that.
He is a baller, so handsome and charismatic. I don't care about his spelling ability. Academic does not always mean success. You be you JG
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Might just have to be a pictures for Cbeebies Bedtime stories.
Can imagine him andSkye Sasha debating weather 
(jokes) it's ' a part of' or ' apart off', trying to type it into text and predictive text not picking it up so he just sounded it out. God imaginary Jack is adorable 
Can imagine him and
(jokes) it's ' a part of' or ' apart off', trying to type it into text and predictive text not picking it up so he just sounded it out. God imaginary Jack is adorable Thread title suggestion #JG51: He wants to be apart off the tattler crew, tattlers just wanna screw.
Edit: whelp thread 56, goes so quick!!!
Edit: whelp thread 56, goes so quick!!!
I honestly think it's all part of his appeal, he's incredibly talented at what he does, he knows everything there is to know about football, he's obviously a great loyal friend, loves his family, charitable, likeable (not even Roy Keane is immune to his charms) the fact he's a bit daft in other areas (chose my word carefullyMight just have to be a pictures for Cbeebies Bedtime stories.
Can imagine him andSkyeSasha debating weather
) just makes him even more human and relatable.Of all the things he can and does do, knowing he doesn't always get it right just makes him cuter, but no more stupid.
He, I think forgets to think before he acts sometimes, but that is absolutely not the same as being stupid.
Yup this. He's unfiltered, charismatic, and his golden retriever energy is infectious. I do love him as I would a naughty pup. Throw me them doe eyes and all is forgiven.I honestly think it's all part of his appeal, he's incredibly talented at what he does, he knows everything there is to know about football, he's obviously a great loyal friend, loves his family, charitable, likeable (not even Roy Keane is immune to his charms) the fact he's a bit daft in other areas (chose my word carefully
Of all the things he can and does do, knowing he doesn't always get it right just makes him cuter, but no more stupid.
He, I think forgets to think before he acts sometimes, but that is absolutely not the same as being stupid.
Stop being mean, maths is his thing
@Violetroselily i thought of u while picking up some seaweed crisps for lunch just now x
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Everyone brings different things to relationships. I’ll bring the spelling skillz and he can bring the dick.
I love sheep
Size of his fingers
And his big headSize of his fingers
the thought of him just gradually getting nuder as the day went on is so tantalising
This is how I know it's a chunk.Size of his fingers
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