I’m broken. Why can’t I work anymore? I’ve been writing one letter since yesterday and am still nowhere near finishing it. He’s broken me, the bastard.
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I think they all at City sees him as a big happy very friendly puppy you just have to accept. 
Don’t. I’ll actually write that. It’s bad enough that all I can see staring back at me from the screen is an elephant
It’s like one of those Magic Eye photos, stare at it too long and you will forever see it imprinted on any blank screen you look at.
‘Apart off it’
FFS JACK
FFS JACK
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Im So glad it’s not just me who gets bothered by things like that!
He's no fic writer.
I think we can rest assured that he will never even think of reading a fic, let alone writing one.
Luv u Bae, u do u hun xxx
Luv u Bae, u do u hun xxx
Least we can tell when he has posted and when it's pre written for him 
bless him
bless himHere for the comedic effect of using ‘where’ instead of we’re
U wot? I fort I dun that write?Here for the comedic effect of using ‘where’ instead of we’re
That was actually painful to write, my autocorrect was going mental.
This is Jack when someone tells him how good he is in the sack in the fics.
Nah fok off yas...... Left school in year ten didn't I? Obviously before that y'know the PE teacher kept callin' me out o'other lessons for all the sports an' that. An' wot is was right, I didn't do any homework, like eva, did I?
He’d be so confused. Think it’s best he never, ever knows.
He has to already know.
He's been reading here. Gone to AO3 and saw more words than a 'that's not my' book and called it a day.
It's a shame for those of us who want him to recreate scenes as some background reading would be helpful.
I’ll read them to him as a bedtime story
Fantastic
action here though. Goes down better than JS’.Makes me wonder what he and Sascha fill the shelves in their living room with. Picture books?
This is terrifyingly accurate.
What a utterly random talent you have there…
Just loads of coffee table books…
Or JG will just buy a kindle and stick it in the middle of the shelf ‘any book in the world you want right there’
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