Jack Grealish #55 Weekend at Abe’s

[ruby1080]

Random mem that has just popped in my head

I think it was @ruby1080 that said Lil’ flipperino had left bmx skids on her kitchen floor when he’s popped over.

I was creasing for the rest of the night.

He’s defo not been in my house but someone has had a sex dream about him.

 

[Just Drive]

Too bad Rodri doesn’t have social media because I will always want Jack to say Bro-dri

Jack absolutely would.

 

[cornflower]

I fluctuate between INTP and INTJ.

Inkeeping with this I have lots of thoughts about how it's nonsense but compelling nonsense.

Hard same.

I’m INFP/INTP, depending. The N and P are always the strongest

my current employer could not be less arsed about this sort of thing, which is low-key devastating for me

 

[Violetroselily]

There is something very ASMR (lol as though that is an adjective) about watching the little clippers. So gentle and precise.

 

[Violetroselily]

Love how Jack was seated next to another bloke at the wedding. Gotta try anything to stop him accidentally slipping his dick the wrong way.

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They knew he'd be so excited to sit next to a Jake

 

[Starttheline]

Does anyone know the whole rap to American boy… cause your girl can sing that word for word not a stutter in sight, and it feels like the one people know the most

ohh yes. I thank Lloyds Bar for that one, instilled into my brain forever.

 

[cornflower]

I mean, it’s definitely a look. The bucket hats

that nip tease though 🫦

 

[Kakan]

I think Pep will check his status more than KDB:s and Nathans so to speak when preseason starts. When Pep was coach in Barca he was fuming seeing a picture of little Leo having one (1) drink on his holiday but guess all this years in England have made him give up trying to control his players during holidays.
Jack is daft, he has been in the press so many times since he passed out on a street in Spain but he just don't seem to be able to stop. Be drunk have fun but stop filming yourself! I don't think Rebecca Grealish is hacking their accounts, it would been shoot down by now if that was the case. It is someone they know and they are fine with that otherwise the person would been blocked or maybe they having a banter like with the pink book both of them running it together. But I think it is one of them, the one that actually is named Rebecca. I

 

[ruby1080]

They’ve defo had their boots built up from the inside like that wedge boot flat shoe illusion

Bet they’re all the same height as Tom Cruise really

 

[unofficialtea]

I’ve never watched it so don’t know how bad that might be

It's bad.....Andrew is a wet blanket

 

[unofficialtea]

Anyone watching LI? Imagine Jack doing this heart rate challenge

 

[Timefortea93]

if you had put those two the other way round, it'd look as if he were posing with himself

 

[Just Drive]

I’m 5’7” so I’m fine with his height.

 

[Shoequeen91]

Intrigued as to what I could find from past posts....he looks like he's from medieval times

Spoiler: Sorry Jack...from the archives

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MEDIEVAL TIMES…. I am howling

 

[ruby1080]

I'm trying to think at what point during a wedding you would strip down to your pants with the groom's brother?

Our job is to not ask why or how. I don’t know what our job is, or who I am, but I just know that.

 

[unofficialtea]

dare i say… jg peaked in 2019

To me that was his glow up but I think he’s peak was last summer. He’s still unreal now but last summer was everything

 

[rosierose91]

if someone could start the new thread I’d be eternally greatful, my privelleges were removed once upon a time for being rebellious in the OG Jack thread. Thanks brothers.

 

[Gattle09]

Bernardo's allegedly 5'8", I struggle to see much difference between their heights.
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Sterling's official height is 5'7" too.
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Seems legit.

First time I’ve seen Bernardo since last night

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

3?

Do you think it means something

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Just a call out to his fave number 3.

 

[mimimithis]

what grown man uses snapchat anyways i’m embarrassed for them

I didn't even realise that was still a thing one used...