Jack Grealish #55 Weekend at Abe’s

[cornflower]

Am I allowed to vote?

You are compelled to vote, my love

 

[Gattle09]

Not gonna lie if I was sasha I would leak the video with what happend after Vegas. that's the punishment

Plot twist!

 

[ruby1080]

I’m 5’3. No problem.

I’m 5’7, it’s a really big problem for me Can we at least say 5’10 please, nothing under.

 

[ruby1080]

From reports it's him I really hope it is that's for sure. He did so fucking much for us I bloody love that man

He's such a good man. And quite obviously not the main problem at Utd in retrospect. Love him.

 

[Kakan]

Meanwhile in Manchester the preseason starts today for Man U and seems like the players are ready. Are you reading this Jack?

Man Utd stars hitting the gym in bid to impress Ten Hag before pre-season camp

MANCHESTER UNITED’S players are hitting the gym as they bid to get into shape ahead of new manager Erik ten Hag’s pre-season training camp. The Dutch coach is set to arrive at Old Traff…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Violetroselily]

Everyone in here pls

Jack Grealish #56 - blessed us with a pixilated image of his wick. As suspected, it’s thick, thick, THICK.

Title courtesy of @rosierose91 and bae's fucking massive elephant trunk dick I'd fuck

tattle.life

 

[Just Drive]

25,000 air miles in a month and some of them on private jets... Greta Thunberg was at Glastonbury so she is probably still in England waiting at the airport for you to come home Jack.

If it's true he pointed a finger at Sash and screamed "she looks decent!" I would hang him in his balls if I was her I mean wtf! She probably been looking forward to this for ages going on a classy wedding with her classy wag friends Fern and Meg in a classy chateau in classy France in a classy dress in comes her bender boyfriend in his underwear screaming like Olé wheres the booze oi oi!

I 100% read this bit with his voice in my head.

 

[Shoequeen91]

I’m 5’7, it’s a really big problem for me Can we at least say 5’10 please, nothing under.

Okay okay 5 foot 9.5 crim cause I’m feeling generous

 

[rasperryripple]

this will never get boring.

Jack Grealish #56 - blessed us with a pixilated image of the outline of his wick. As suspected, it’s thick, thicc, THICK.

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Yes to this one and those freckles

 

[Just Drive]

few more nips:

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The first pic. Absolute perfection for me.

 

[wonderstruck25]

I reckon he’s gonna shock us all one day by just casually braiding his own hair while he’s on the bench, or in the dressing room, or in our bedrooms…

Do you think he’s been to Claire’s and got himself a little plastic aid to do on his own?

 

[spilldatea]

Anyone watching LI? Imagine Jack doing this heart rate challenge

nah the second hand embarrassment is real

 

[madamchristmas]

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if curtis pritchard and matty cash had a baby

 

[mimimithis]

I believe they are created by egomaniacs to make everyone else feel crap about themselves.

I am an absolute joy today, aren't I!?

Could cry he is so gorge.

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You ARE an absolute joy, telling it as it is.

Thank you for this pick me up. This morning is madness at work.

 

[Gattle09]

He looks fit and I need to see more!

 

[Starttheline]

Apologies, have I basically just described you?

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Bit of a bouffant here, Jacky.

 

[Shoequeen91]

Bernardo's allegedly 5'8", I struggle to see much difference between their heights.
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Sterling's official height is 5'7" too.
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Seems legit.

They’ve defo had their boots built up from the inside like that wedge boot flat shoe illusion

 

[BriarRose]

Idk what it is about the hoody and floppy hair, he just looks so endearing - urgh 🫠

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Dead

Lol these screenshot and that were something I originally posted.. the bloody screen shots ended up on tumblr. Some random saving them and posting them as their own.15 year old me would’ve been fuming I wasn’t “credited”

For what it’s worth I love you for screenshotting it

 

[Violetroselily]

I thought I used to know the rap, but actually all I know is the "down like she 'posed to be, she get down low for me" and "down like the economy" bits

Lyrical genius

 

[333149O]

I’m trying to gauge your reaction here