Jack Grealish #55 Weekend at Abe’s

[ruby1080]

Yeah I expect so. There might have been Sheffield/Leicester/Hull players there? Who knows

Also lol at Barca bidding for him




Have you been on the hallucinogenics again? Because I think you've just cracked it

Have Barca bid for him? Why? Do they want me to drive him over to them? I might be able to fit it in next week.

 

[cobette]

The Sun if you're reading, can you hold off on posting until 11 because I really need to finish my ocado order, thank you

Mind the ginger.

Can you screenrecord snapchat videos? I'm not down with the kids.

 

[BDY_97]

Fern taking her opportunity to pretend she’s just married Jack Grealish. Get it girl.

All the brides love a bit of Grealo.

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Don’t blame her Fern looks fucking FIT as always

 

[Starttheline]

Hate the suit. Love what's beneath it.

 

[cobette]

You can have this one

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I don't know what you people have again that because I'm convinced that his dick is basically that multiplied in size several times.

 

[Starttheline]

Are his pants pulled up over his belly button??

 

[Shoequeen91]

It’s so funny people saying council estate when the lad couldn’t be any further from council estate in his life. Pre becoming a footballer too

 

[cornflower]

I just felt I didn’t construct my answers very well and it all came across as a load of nonsense. The interviewer was someone I used to work with so I am feeling the cringe massively so it may be that more than anything.
Same company. I did start a new role in April but it just isn’t me, I took it as my previous team was disbanded in May so I panicked instead of taking the alternative offered and then looking for a role more in line with what I want to do. We shall see, I have a job so it’s not all bad and I can keep looking.
Thanks for your kind words, and @cobette and @cornflower

Oh god I’ve totally been through this too, with an interview panel I knew, and I felt like my brain and mouth were completely disconnected for the entire train wreck of an interview but I got the job. Nerves just make you paranoid and it’s not always *all* about how you come across in interview. BUT like you say at least you have a job! Fingers crossed for you but I’m sure either way something more suited to you will come along

 

[mimimithis]

I’ve never taken any of these tests.. not convinced I’d like the answer, either

 

[rosierose91]

We can only hope the competition escalates and they become more and more elaborate, with ribbons, beads and glitter. Immaculately done to start off with, then pulled a bit into a perfect mess.

YES

I expect them both to walk out wearing this 'do for the first game of the season

 

[rosierose91]

Pls can we discuss what we would feel about this hair if it was his full time 'do

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my inner emo / indie girl is frothing over this (sorry)

it’s beautiful

 

[mimimithis]

Gabby deserved better than it being sign posted he was going by not giving Haaland a squad number. It's humiliating. Usually I think club are classy but this is poor show.

Sometimes, clubs just get it really, really wrong, especially, when it comes to the less flashy, hardworking players. The newest plaything comes in, and suddenly they're on the sidelines or out the door. It's a little depressing.

 

[Just Drive]

Happy Birthday to our King Kev!

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What a lovely thing to wake up to.
that last picture gets me every time

HBD KING KEV/STRAWBERRY BLONDE PRINCE X

EDIT:

I wonder if Kev is equally as physically loving with as bae... He seems to just accept he's showered with love when it comes to Jack. <3

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Happy birthday, King Kev and Hero of Jack! Cannot imagine this club without him. He is our rock. What a legend.

 

[Kakan]

Slab will have another week or two I think, because he was one of the few on international duty. Most were too shit to be called up so have already had about 5 weeks holiday, plus the year they took off before that.

The irony of me slagging our players off for their poor work ethic is not lost on me.

At least Lindelöf and Elanga will also have a nice long holiday in the winter since Sweden is missing the world cup or "boycotting Qatar" as we prefer to call it.

 

[Timefortea93]

my tattle hall of fame (in no particular order)

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IM DYING

All og right there

 

[Kakan]

Imagine if you walked into a job interview and were confronted with this. What do you think he'd ask?

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Late to the party but obviously:
Show me your nudes.
Do you like LI?
Do you know wot England look like on a map?
Do you know wot an encyclopedia is?
Do you like moozic?
Do you know they got real sand in Dubai?

 

[wonderstruck25]

I love sheep

 

[Starttheline]

I'd fuck

Same xx

 

[futbolista]

Kev got “brother” instead of “broski”. That is true love.

It’s ultimate respect

 

[candylady]

Why do I know this old man’s face? Who is that?

He’s famous for presenting horse racing - but you may know him for being a rancid man baby on Celeb BB