The energy crisis really is hitting everyone…Multi-millionaire and sits in the dark
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How long until he starts posting stories of Glasto on iplayer
Bet he’s gutted he missed it and had to be a drunken twit at a wedding instead of a drunken twit at Glastonbury.
why tho
Looks like he's got a nice glass of baileys and a peppermill.
I don’t know my dude… I don’t do it
Quicker absorption innit. That's why some medicines are given via the bum too, like pain relief suppositories
there’s a post from you that’s like phew thank god the transfer saga is over so i can get my lie back and when i tell you i CACKLED…hoes that working out for you…48 threads laterIf mine about being a human plane so Jack would ride me or something from the transfer window last summer isn’t top 5 I’ll be proper emo
also this
I had to take a sedative once and had to stick it up my bum. Worked v quickly.
@wonderstruck25 did you have to boof your pain when you had your op?
Never partaken in boofing myself no.
The chalk blue suit is giving me Cuban drug dealer vibes. He looks like a bit part character in GTA Vice City who runs a car spray painting service.
I'm 5' 8" which is exactly the same height as Rihanna and we all know she is pretteh so
I'm 5' 8" which is exactly the same height as Rihanna and we all know she is pretteh so
Multi-millionaire and sits in the dark
In my first year of uni we all fancied the residential manager who was this sexi guy with really long dreds who incidentally was about 7 foot tall. My university had 1 straight man to every 50 women, so it was slim pickings and he was a GIFT. Anyway, I was a lil freak as I still am and bearing in mind it was probably a lovely sunny day outside I had decided to sit with my blinds drawn, smoke a pipe that I had bought off of eBay for £1.44 which I then filled with oregano as it was the only thing I had to hand, and chase it down with a Budweiser. I get a knock on the door as I'm hotboxing myself with pizza toppings whilst I'm blasting Skin by Rihanna. It was basically pitch black apart from the glow of the pipe. Sexy manager guy comes in to fix my shower, and instead of telling me off he just says 'people usually like to sit with the light on' and walks into my bathroom and that was that.
Long story short, happy to sit in the dark with bae and have a lil thinky tennis time.
Long story short, happy to sit in the dark with bae and have a lil thinky tennis time.
Proper miss those days. May actually have to go back and have a readthere’s a post from you that’s like phew thank god the transfer saga is over so i can get my lie back and when i tell you i CACKLED…hoes that working out for you…48 threads later
also this
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Someone’s next fic: Boofing in Burgundy
also is anyone watching love island? the gal that jg liked, ekin su, is an actual psychopath 
I have been threatened with bum tablets for migraines, but thankfully did not need themis this personal experience?
reckon it’s jg’s favourite way to take his meds
When this thread was quite earlier in the year I started at the beginning again and got up to thread 9, was great to revisit the carnage.Proper miss those days. May actually have to go back and have a read
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