Jack Grealish #54 same xx

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Ignoring the Ronaldo patch, this mock-up has me thinking Jack would still be hot without his hair.

But they've shrunk his head to normal size, haven't they?

Like Jeremy beadle?

Spoiler: My favourite joke of all time

On the one hand, Jeremy Beadle's got a small penis.

On the other hand, it's quite large.

 

[cornflower]

hello, title courtesy of Sash and @ruby1080

So the poll is as stated on the previous thread. Which ice lolly would you like bae to shove up your vag/bum on a hot summer's day?

nb:
- if you choose 'none' then you don't get any action from him.
- this is the one with two sticks:

My recap: nipples, still no snail trail, still no nudes, now owns an adorable mr blobby cardigan

gratuitous ARSE

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

no but imagine a new person finds this thread and all they want is some JG gossip and we’re all here discussing and debating the merits of which ice lolly we’d insert into our vaginas/bumholes.

I like to think this thread is our little revenge for any tabloid researchers lurking...

 

[Timefortea93]

I like to think this thread is our little revenge for any tabloid researchers lurking...

Na when we had the cutlery talk imagine the sun trying to keep up

 

[rosierose91]

Of course you can KDB is all for you and the ice lolly. Feel like it's the perfect and innocent one for KDB

KDB is a strong and reliable man.
But he wouldn’t pull it out and suck it like Jack would.

for fucksake as if I just wrote that, I cba

 

[jumpmoon]

I voted for funny foot cos I felt sorry for it
I remember being in Spain once and we got a pack and they were called FRIGO PIE?! which sounds like a euphemism

also I had no idea these existed but they are suitably phallic and banana flavoured so would prolly go down a treat here

get yourselves down to Iceland freezer aisle ladies and shove it up yer hoo

 

[Timefortea93]

this is super cute

So fit

 

[CheekyVimto99]

Bae on his way to the wag thread to stick up for us

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Wait we only get 1 vote but there 2 holes

It's the one with two sticks for you, my friend.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I will only accept that they have boring lights off underwear pushed to the side.

And none of you lot will change my mind

can't accept anything else

Both on their phones at the same time. She's viewing Grealish_Rebecca's insta story, he's messaging another girl

 

[spilldatea]

mini milk (vanilla flavour) because it’s the one most like yoghurt so wouldn’t end up with a raging case of thrush x

wouldn’t mind the one with two sticks being snapped in half and rubbed across my nips either and then the melted liquid licked off

god i hope no one ever discovers my identity - witness protection for one x

 

[Timefortea93]

Was it these threads where we used to bully someone relentlessly about their burger nips through a white shirt or do I really have more than one place in my life where I'd do that?

I can't I'm trying not to laugh hubby's a sleep and I'm almost shaking the bed from trying to sleep laughing

 

[ruby1080]

No one’s ever going to eat an ice lolly with a straight face again.

 

[Shoequeen91]

The boys out in full force support

 

[cornflower]

Went for a rocket lolly (bit small) with a tip as pink as Jack’s after a rough shag, and the base as blue as my ovaries.

Serious question: does this level of feralness need to be declared to some sort of authority? I’m actually worried.

 

[rasperryripple]

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His eyes look dead bet he bounces back annoying everyone else, looking gorgeous and ready for round 2 by lunchtime

 

[Violetroselily]

Surprised no one has suggested Peppa

 

[cobette]

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Amazing!

Weekend at abe's for next thread title?

 

[333149O]

I’m actually being dead serious and I want serious answers.. what do you think his fav pack of crisps are? I’m sorry if this has been covered before but I really wanna know. H Kane is defo Ready Salted Walkers. I’m a bit worried Jack could be cheese and onion but I dunno?

Don’t get me wrong I don’t mind cheese and onion but they do stink a bit. I’d 10/10 still snog tho. Lemme know x

 

[cobette]

i am absolutely not a fan of bucket hat jack

suit jack on the other hand

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She's a sly one the bride, bet she requested where Jack stood in that line up.