12 years after graduating still having the degree dreams.
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I love bananas, and banana scented things but I don't think bananas actually smell very bananary? I do tend to eat them whilst they quite green though, and I expect the riper bananas smell a bit stronger
My fave banana thing in the world is banana yoghurt
I think it would be totally appropriatesorry Broskis - you all now have to suffer with me.
is it inappropriate for me to incorporate it into the fic
Sometimes mine even goes as far back as forgetting to do my GCSEs. I often have ones where I’ve forgotten to go on holiday or realise a concert I’m supposed to be at starts in 5min and it’s in another country or something.
They reek!
I really do need to duck off now because I still haven't finished any of my work stuff or handover and it's nearly 4pm 
I always have teeth dreams. Where they have holes in them that I just keep worrying with my tongue. Or they all come tumbling out, like more teeth than I have in my head, all spilling all over the floor in a great wave of teeth.
Apparently this is a sign of an anxious disposition. No tit.
Apparently this is a sign of an anxious disposition. No tit.
I dream about being in Disney a lot but never get to go any rides cos something stops me.I think it would be totally appropriate
Sometimes mine even goes as far back as forgetting to do my GCSEs. I often have ones where I’ve forgotten to go on holiday or realise a concert I’m supposed to be at starts in 5min and it’s in another country or something.
I have all teeth crumbling regularly.
I can smell them a mile off, or taste them in my McDonald’s chocolate milkshake sometimes
I think you must just notice it more if you hate them.Would kick JS out of bed for eating banana yoghurt.
Not sure about this…where’s he eating it from?
Edit: thought you meant JG and that’s who I’m referring to, just to be clear.
Would let JS drizzle banana yoghurt all over me and lick it off.
Could be massively outing myself here though I'm sure the people who know this about me wouldn't read.
The polite and appropriate way to eat a banana is to break it a bit off and eat in small bites. My dirty brain could not cope with the near pornographic way my boss used to eat his banana. He used to peel each quarter of the skin, line the banana up to near his mouth, eye duck said banana for an uncessary amount of time before putting it in his mouth.
Whenever someone ate a banana in ny office they used to call me to watch
same what the duck is wrong with bananas guys they’re so erotic
Oh no don’t bring up dreams again…
My latest recurring dream in my breaks being cut while driving down a hill
My latest recurring dream in my breaks being cut while driving down a hill
I eat them when they’re as freckly as jack’s pen so they do smell a bit when they get to that point. I love bananas and custard. I can’t believe there’s someone who eats green bananas though they make my teeth feel so funny
@rosierose91 I lost your post but yes plz incorporate into fic
I like my bananas a good strong yellow with a hint of green at the ends.
Nice and firm.
Nice and firm.
Bananas produce a lot of esters, which are the smell compounds that are formed in fruit. Since the 1950 fragrance chemists have worked to find the right molecule to recreate an accurate banana fragrance but it’s v hard to get accurate. Because the same molecules that give bananas thier distinctive smell can be found in other things they can use these to fragrance or flavour banana things from elsewhere - eg isomyl acetate is one type of ester that is in bananas, but it is also in pears, varnish and lacquers so sometimes people think they smell of solvents. You may be sensitive to other volatile organic compounds in the banana that override this at different points of the fruits life. This is why we think that synthetics don’t taste like the actual fruit.
Urine and wine share a lot of molecules as well.
Sorry that was so boring lol thanks Dr Jumpmoon.
Urine and wine share a lot of molecules as well.
Sorry that was so boring lol thanks Dr Jumpmoon.
I also love all things BANANE especially banana milkshake
and the banana muller corner, banoffee pie, Angel delight. I like them best when they are at the point of no return lol I hope bae likes bananas 
we could go to a banana buffet together (pls someone insert pic of bae eating a banana). Would draw the line at a banana split in the puss tho.I will only eat number 3 or 4
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