Jack Grealish #53

[cobette]

what happens when it’s sleep time, one eye open so it doesn’t end up sucking on your tit in the night? I couldn’t trust that method. it has to go outside or I won’t rest

@Gossgossgoss9888 's magic tit would finish the scariest of spiders off.

 

[Violetroselily]

I think they smell lovely. I used to use banana shampoo and conditioner.

omg why is this such a common dream? Also does anyone else dream they have to fight someone off but don’t have the strength to kick them in the balls?

I love bananas, and banana scented things but I don't think bananas actually smell very bananary? I do tend to eat them whilst they quite green though, and I expect the riper bananas smell a bit stronger

My fave banana thing in the world is banana yoghurt

 

[Ceejay23]

This is nice

People (not in here ) like to forget about things like this.

Has he done some silly things ? Absolutely
Has he done some wonderful things? Also yes

 

[cornflower]

I think he looks sad in the pool

Like I used to feel when I went to a club and drank shit loads and had a sudden moment of clarity on the dance floor that I really just wanted to eat toast in my pyjamas.

I thought that, he looks a bit lost (plz don't burst my bubble and say he's just pissed haha)

His body is absolute perfection.

 

[Violetroselily]

He doesn’t look too drunk in this one, must have been early in the evening

This lighting does nothing for his nose

 

[2busyshopping34]

I love bananas, and banana scented things but I don't think bananas actually smell very bananary? I do tend to eat them whilst they quite green though, and I expect the riper bananas smell a bit stronger

My fave banana thing in the world is banana yoghurt

i loooove bananas

 

[madamchristmas]

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am i the only one that thinks this sounds like she DOES have them??

 

[Shoequeen91]

I am so weak

@rosierose91 zooming in and making us all suffer

 

[2busyshopping34]

I'd fuck.

same xx

 

[wonderstruck25]

I’ve been learning how to dj

 

[2busyshopping34]

5 likes for quiz xxxx

 

[ruby1080]

On the topic of calling out names during sex, I've just had an email from a man called Hubert at work.

I feel sorry for his RLW

Have you checked the date the email was sent? Surely it was from 1900, so I don’t think you need to deal with it now, just delete. His RLW will be long gone.

 

[ruby1080]

Yes!! Because that banoffee pie we were talking about in the JS thread the other day is ruined because even when I picked out the bananas I could still taste them!

You can’t pick bananas out of anything, they’ll always be there. It’s like if Kyle Walker comes to your house and pisses up the wall. You’ll never get rid of it, the only thing to do is burn your house down.

 

[Timefortea93]

I’ve never been in there but I can already tell that Bae has higher quality stalkers.

I wouldn't call us lot higher quality stalkers

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Putting this under a spoiler out of respect for my beloved @cobette and not wishing to entirely lose her good opinion.

Spoiler

I like banana sandwiches.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Jack Grealish #54 Same

Can we add the xx?

To truly capture the juvenile nature of the exchange.

 

[madamchristmas]

don’t you ever post a video of him on here ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!

james maddison is my guilty pleasure. like he is super fit and super gross

 

[333149O]

Anyway, just saw this in TT’s tagged and I’m laughing

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I just want to wrap that towel around him and stroke his hair and gently suggest he has a big old sleep.

 

[Ceejay23]

NAHHH THAT WAS MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER (accidentally included her name in the first post)
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Tell her she's fucking iconic