Jack Grealish #47 Fork, then Spoon

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strawberrysunshine_x

strawberrysunshine_x

cornflower said:
For me, I can't quite explain but I think it's similar reasoning to why the below photo turns me on massively yet if it was JG I'd find it a bit obnoxious (SORRY).

In fuckboy party animal JG, I find his little chinks of homeliness and sweetness and awkwardness incredibly endearing. In slightly awkward, quiet JS5 I find signs of him being a dick who won't text me back very attractive. (see also: I adore subJack but I feel the opposite way with John.)
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John can do whatever the duck he wants cos he’s the best looking man alive 🤤🤤🤤

Gossgossgoss9888 said:
The awful thing is I'd put up with it all, just dreaming of...

Sends you to fetch drinks and when you come back he's laid out a surprise picnic
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Lets you pick what to watch on Netflix and then genuinely takes an interest in it
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Recruits you to help play pranks on his friends
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Requests mutual sun cream application just a little more often than necessary
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Lets you use him as a pillow
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Charms your mother into leaving you alone I am projecting here
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Runs to the shop for tampons
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Holds your hand to help you down steps
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Omg what are you doing to me 🤤🤤🤤🤤😍. Once again how is this man not mine 😭😭. Devastated
 
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ruby1080

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What time’s the press conference today? Is it too much to ask for it to be Bae? It’ll be HK, won’t it?
 
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The Jarrod Bowen first impressions video is incredibly boring, but there's a couple of minutes of him wanking over bae (his accent makes him funny, apparently)
 
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Gizmo24

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cornflower said:
is there anyone here who likes the photos from The Face?! I'm honestly still in meltdown over it and it blows my mind that this is a seemingly unpopular opinion 😂 I know it's not our usual cutesy big-personality Jack but he just looks so beautiful in all the photos. And... nips, abs.

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Late to the party but I loved the Face pictures. Especially the car one. Was some very odd fashion choices but the fact he went with it just adds to his don't give a duck attitude. Not to stereotype, but I don't imagine your average heterosexual guy is guna buy that stuff so I like to think he was giving something to the LGBTQ community. This is very appealing, he's not some neanderthal thinking 'bloke'. In that sense he's quite David Beckham ess, wonder if he will go the whole hog and get a sarong on?

I'm sure someone can put this a lot more eloquently.
 
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Gossgossgoss9888

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Violetroselily said:
The Jarrod Bowen first impressions video is incredibly boring, but there's a couple of minutes of him wanking over bae (his accent makes him funny, apparently)
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Fan of Stonesy's trim, too. One of us.

Also... 11:11. Is Jack just having a lie-down on his own back there?
 
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Kakan

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Violetroselily said:
The Jarrod Bowen first impressions video is incredibly boring, but there's a couple of minutes of him wanking over bae (his accent makes him funny, apparently)
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I stopped watching very fast, apparently I can not stand annoying Josh trying to act like he is one in the team. Remember what Jack told you Josh: YOU ARE NOT A FOOTIE! 😅
 
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