Jack Grealish #32 Wrapped up in training wearing a snood, time to take it all off and drop us those nudes

[Popsock123]

Nah broski’s calm down I’m in a meeting ere

 

[rosierose91]

Lord above. I mean, I’ll do anything.

 

[madamchristmas]

he looks quite beefy here

'Pep's addicted to football - I've learned so much' - Grealish on life at Man City

Football Focus speaks to England forward Jack Grealish on adjusting to life at Premier League Champions Manchester City, and playing for Pep Guardiola.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Very chunky 5.5 incher with fat veins, a couple of freckles, large bellend, large slightly saggy balls, tidily wild pubes, goes from 0 to angrily erect within 1 second of kissing, v clean, consistently large yields which taste like the sweetest nectar

edit: I also like to imagine it kinks upward, just to torture myself

You're carving quite the niche for yourself in terms of your expertise in nipple analysis and theoretical penis appearance!

 

[jumpmoon]

super excited for squad announcement!!

We need England Jack. It's a public service at this point given the mass sexual awakening of the Euros Gareth's ambivalence towards him makes me so nervous though lol

I was just on the phone with my bff and she asked what I was up to today, so I told her very honestly that I was buttering toast and waiting for the England squad announcement so she said "I hope they get far so we can get behind them all" and I replied "well I wish he was behind me" and she sagely whispered "don't we all babes, don't we all"

 

[cobette]

He played really well for England last year as well from what I believe. He just seems like a proper sweetie

I thought you were talking about Walks Was going to ask if you're okay.

My fave thing about them bringing the boots is the variety of carrier bags they arrive in. No fancy boot bags just a plassy bag from the club shop.

 

[cobette]

Me all alone whilst you lot be responsible functioning adults. I don't start work until 2.

 

[jumpmoon]

So, it's match day! What do we think are the chances of Jack playing?

I think he might get rested/rotated but I hope not.

Should be in Pep's contract that he plays his sexiest team for televised matches.

Ok gals, we've got the tail end of a full moon I hope everyone was manifesting the following: a full Jack 90 mins (if he's benched: warm up footage of him tucking his top into his pants with a belly/butt flash), shrunk-in-the-wash kit, an angry mouthy moment or two, a goal, ripping his shirt off in celebration, ripping his shorts off too for good measure.

 

[Gizmo24]

Ignoring the fact that Mr Walker is a dirty little whore bag I have a little soft spot for him, his interview with Stonesy put him in a whole new light for me. He was so supportive of him but also took the piss, it was a nice mix and looks like a genuine friendship. In the bedroom, I imagine he's got some moves but it would definitely be a "waking up and thinking what the fuck did I just do followed by drinks and an intervention from your friends" kind of day.

 

[cobette]

the thing with angel cake though is she couls
have made it so much more believable if she’d just done her research!

if you’re gonna fake a story, commit to it galpal

I always say you have to very smart to be a liar because not only do you have to make sure all your details are correct, you have to keep up with all your own lies.

It's the Tattler who said JG had messaged her and deleted it that fascinated me most. Rose something maybe?! I believed it, but in hindsight it must have been a load of crap. You'd post screenshots if it was real with your info blanked out.

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I must be the only one that wouldn't have minded a Ruben shaped spanner in the works honestly after that John/Ruben fic I think I ship them as much as John/bae



Also, dying at the thought of Ruben on his dates discussing marriage

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Thinking about it I may ship Stonesy/Ruben a tiny bit more than Stonesy/Jack, maybe because it seems more plausible?! Then there's the left field Stonesy/Pickford pairing. I love that JS is a cocky dick in it, drives me wild.

Soz to any non-fic loving Tattlers.

Apology tax.

 

[Timefortea93]

Tattlers would get the best of him because he knows we talk. Wouldn't want his reputation ruined.

His reputation would be the best it has ever been.

Getting girls to square by just looking at them or just a little touch and boom squirting everywhere

 

[Violetroselily]

I'm back. The soft hips, bulge and look of repent have got me.

 

[Ceejay23]

That green kit was a work of art

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Let's be honest, he loves himself that much he's probably a Tattler too.

The least he could do is drop a dick description!

 

[Gattle09]

I’m torn, it’s the F1 race tomorrow at the same time as city. I need to watch both

Jack when he realises he may be getting pied tomorrow.

 

[jumpmoon]

Like it did with would you let jack shit on you

Exactly loooool God forbid the poor bloke ever reads this

You know what, I think I may draw the line at him using me as a toilet, but I'd let him pretend I was an alien not sure what would be less awkward out of those two things actually.

 

[jumpmoon]

This is the Jack that if you were living in the Paleolithic period he would give you a good seeing to in the Flintstone's cave and all the dinosaurs would be barking outside

 

[jumpmoon]

Ps anyone else think saka seems like such a sweetheart ???

Saka is so cute makes me feel like this emoji I love him and JG pratting about I hope we get more of this too.

 

[ruby1080]

I can tell he's lying there from the major fanny flutters it induced in me, my nether regions love a bad boy.

 

[Encyclopedia]

Ruben has liked one too. Do you think they compare on the bus?

Jack I’m not surprised, but Ruben??????? He is a saint in my eyes who is keeping his virginity for his future wife (let’s forget about his ex gf) and is only checking IG for football and cute doggo videos.

I would love to wear an invisibility cloak on the team bus to hear these conversations and sit on John/Jack’s lap or face