madamchristmas
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meet ya down there - been thinking it’s about time i took my dog down those endsYou and me both.
meet ya down there - been thinking it’s about time i took my dog down those endsYou and me both.
What a view .Mornninnng.
Look at Jack and his big....cup....View attachment 1139786
I'm not gonna link it because I'm still not sure what it says about me as a person.....
But it's on AO3, Because I don't think WP is the place for THAT (At least no one else seems to do THAT on there....)
I changed my name on AO3 to CrazyForTrying
Haha, you got this spot on Love your insights in these threads.Kyle would shag your mum and then act like you were being unreasonably displeased. Would definitely try to convince you that you should be flattered because it means he'll still fancy you when you're older.
Jack would flirt with your mum, no doubt, but probably wouldn't actually shag her. Might shag your mum's mate, though, then when he got found out he'd come sidling up to you all like, "we were on a break though, right?"
Phil would not shag your mum. He describes your mum as "ancient" (although not to her face). He shags your 18-year-old cousin, who embarrassingly falls in love with him.
John is scared of your mum, so he shags your sister. Her dishwasher broke, he couldn't resist.
What a dirty little scampThis one and where he's filling the cups up. His little teef keep poking out. He also does a very provocative stare to the camera
It’s ridiculous isn’t it? Even the city extra page gave him a low rating.i always look at tweets after a city game (because he’s always trending) and i’m shocked to see that people still think he plays badly and whatnot. people can be such keyboard warriors
We know what he wears to bed, Sash already gave up the goodsExactly, this is the kind of interview content we need. I don't want to hear about football, I want more nonsense like that kids Q&A in Dubai
I want to know what he had for dinner last night, what is his favourite soap, does he prefer a bath or shower, what does he wear to bed, does he poo at work etc
Can you link it please? I can’t find it. #panickingSadly not me. If the author ever revealed themselves on here I'd be starting their own rave thread
I tend to look at AO3 for something to read in bed each night, so think I've just been in the right place at the right time recently
This might be my new fave chapter
What are they playing and can anyone explain the rules?I am crying. He is a child. 'It's coming home'
Bloody Pep!It should be, but Pep won't allow it
Ha ha just seen your edit and I agree I wouldn’t actually do this either. I do work near there though and drive close by his house most days.You and me both.
Edit: just to say I wouldn’t actually do this
haha do we think he’s a boobs over ass man then?Oof, bet she got a . Never thought much of the likes thing, I mean I'd be pissed off with my guy liking all and sundry but this one takes the piss. The man does love big tits don't he, remembering bed girl . I don't think I've got a shot now, damn the gnat bites.
Where can we see it?The England documentary goes up at 7pm I think. Shall we have a watch along?
In the second one he looks like Damon from Vampire DiariesHere’s my JACK TAX in the form of freckles
I am so weak for him and his little sunshine kisses.
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also - i’d advise against walking or driving past his Brum house as I would put money on Kiera and Josh shagging all over the gaff and traumatising one of you.