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Popsock123
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Another match of pep being a cock tease. Bless them all stood in solidarity for Zinchenco 
fortheloveofgrealish
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He was in the green villa kit, it all started with me playing with his hair, which led to me scratching up and down his back, he ends up with a massive hard on, I get it out of his shorts (it was long and girthy) end up wanking him off, spunk literally everywhere
I ended up riding his face and then something bloody woke me up
It must have been all the fic I caught up on yesterday and the bottle of wine I drank before bed
rosierose91
Chatty Member
Sextillion..... my face as belowStill can't concentrate on work due to these probing questions posed by our little thinker.
Googled "are there more grains of sand in the world than stars in the sky" and my mind is now a mess.
There are between 10 sextillion to 200 sextillion (wtf?) stars in the Universe, and only between 2.5 sextillion and 10 sextillion grains of sand in the world. So stars win, that one's settled.
But then there are more atoms in a single grain of sand than there are stars in the Universe
What have you started, Jack? What have you done?
I still can't find a definitive answer on wheels vs doors, but I'm sticking with wheels.
jumpmoon
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At the risk of sounding like a cosmic pervert, the length of the index finger to the joint of the thumb is meant to be equal to the length of ... you know...
ruby1080
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I don't think Rodri has a clue what Jack's saying 
"More daaaws or more weeeuls? Answer, Rodri, answer!"
And when he goes closer at the end and uses his hands to try to get him to understand
This is the kind of content that "Bench Cam" could be picking up and streaming live if only Pep would see sense.
"More daaaws or more weeeuls? Answer, Rodri, answer!"
And when he goes closer at the end and uses his hands to try to get him to understand
This is the kind of content that "Bench Cam" could be picking up and streaming live if only Pep would see sense.
Violetroselily
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I will start a whip round to fund @cornflower 's early retirement@cornflower pls give up your job and write forever
All contributions into the collection pot please:
wonderstruck25
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I’ve always looked at astrology with a bit skepticism…
Mainly because I used to work with this proper hippy dippy girl when I was 20, that proper put my back up to it!!
She was a FUCKING ARSEHOLE and was always like ‘Tee-hee, you know us Aries’ like it was an excuse…? (She didn’t say it quite like that but you get what I mean)
Like no, it’s because you’re a dick ain’t the moons fault??
So I’ve just never really got it…
Oh and she use to do those cards and read my chakras and shit and she always told me I was going to get pregnant…. 5 years later I ain’t no mother, so she was a liar too!! Use to guilt me in to doing it and then charge me a pound too!!
Mainly because I used to work with this proper hippy dippy girl when I was 20, that proper put my back up to it!!
She was a FUCKING ARSEHOLE and was always like ‘Tee-hee, you know us Aries’ like it was an excuse…? (She didn’t say it quite like that but you get what I mean
)Like no, it’s because you’re a dick ain’t the moons fault??
So I’ve just never really got it…
Oh and she use to do those cards and read my chakras and shit and she always told me I was going to get pregnant…. 5 years later I ain’t no mother, so she was a liar too!! Use to guilt me in to doing it and then charge me a pound too!!
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applecrumble7
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I can't love him anymore than this. I don't care if he ain't got degrees. I would debate doors and wheels all day. His personality is sparkly
cobette
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Betrayal taxI did feel guilty you know! But I needed more face and curtain (also felt like John didn’t look like John in my old one. Betrayal tax incoming:
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and finally, Gundo pulling the same face I’d be pulling in this scenario:
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I forgive you.Stonesy however...
Ceejay23
Chatty Member
This photo is one of my lock screen pictures and when I unlock the screen with fingerprint I touch his arse
Timefortea93
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Gizmo24
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This to me is On Hold holiday Jack
Gossngiggles
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That picture with Skye, wish my head was resting there.