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cornflower

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Umm, excuse me, new profile pic, where is John?!
I did feel guilty you know! But I needed more face and curtain (also felt like John didnโ€™t look like John in my old one ๐Ÿ˜‚) and they havenโ€™t done an adorable close-up photoshoot together yet ๐Ÿ˜ข. Betrayal tax incoming:

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and finally, Gundo pulling the same face Iโ€™d be pulling in this scenario:

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ruby1080

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The one time I actually find a stable stream, he's not even starting ๐Ÿ™„

Bae needs to realise we WANT him to get wet...
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At least we know there's someone there who's got our back and is at least trying to get him dripping wet. Have faith, the time will come ๐ŸŒŠ

Or maybe they're Flipper's handlers and are there to keep him alive until the end of the match?
 
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ruby1080

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I've really, really, really got to do some work today, but here's LumberJack to drag you off to his cave and get you pregnant get you through Friday. Enjoy :devilish:

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ruby1080

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How rude did he just look talking to Pep there!? Didn't look like he was listening to a word he was saying :oops:
The best bit was just before when Pep was frantically looking round screaming "Jack, Jack" and couldn't find him anywhere. It felt like a scene out of Titanic.

Then Jack just came sauntering over and "yeah, yeah-ed" everything he said while trying to get away again :LOL:
 
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ruby1080

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Meanwhile, Jack would accidentally shag your sister while you were gone, and the kids would be wandering the streets begging for food.

Like I said, I'm fine with that. He is who he is ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
 
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madamchristmas

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P.S You're all mental, how am I meant to get through the day!? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

He is also representing my heartbreak in a working hours Tattle ban.
same i live for this thread to get me through office hours

me throwing a tantrum that no one will post today

 
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cobette

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I think the Skye photo was very clever.

Jack has a good game...
Press tide starts to turn...
There will be naysayers who will say he can't behave (using Leeds fiasco as example) so he pre-empts all that by showing he's home

I do love to overthink things ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Gizmo24

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I imagine Jack in Dad mode would be utter carnage but the kids would absolutely love it. He'd be the one to make more mess, not clean up and burn the kitchen down cooking toast. Kids bedtime routine would result in a flooded bathroom and him being really engrossed in the latest kids book. You know though that he would more than make up for his pesky shenanigans by chucking you around the bedroom at the end of the day.
 
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