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it’s dated today so he may well have done, unless they’ve got some photoshoots with it or somethingIs that recent? Looks like he's wearing the hideous dsquared outfit, has he gone to Portugal despite the injury?
it’s dated today so he may well have done, unless they’ve got some photoshoots with it or somethingIs that recent? Looks like he's wearing the hideous dsquared outfit, has he gone to Portugal despite the injury?
GOD how is it even possible to look like that.Jack says relax. He looks like this whether he plays for Villa or City, whether he's scoring goals or not![]()
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Every weekend home game! Although no guarantee of Jack's presence unfortunately.Anyone know if they are doing one of those days again?? Going to force my 6 year old niece to act like she enjoys football
I’ve never seen this before and now I’m attracted to both Jesse and Bernardo.Would probably ruin everything by getting you yellow flowers
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Perfect description !The best description I've seen of Foden is that he's that 18 year old sat on his BMX waiting for his Year 10 girlfriend at the school gates![]()
Yeah I think that's a nice pic and it's recent and post the Emily Attack thing. She looks really pretty in that first pic too. So much nicer when not caked in orange slapTheir hands in the bottom picture…I don’t think their body language is off at all!!
I think it’s super sweet!!
He does like to be dominant...OK, I'm in
I like the way he must put his captain's armband back on after stripping, just to make sure we know he's still in charge![]()
oh I’ll have a look… haven’t seen a Jack/Ben one before but I like the parachute and 90’s one with Stones!This is my reading list on wattpad, which I think has most of our faves on there
Fics - violetroselily101 - Wattpad
Read stories about #chelseafc, #baller, and #birmingham on Wattpad, recommended by violetroselily101www.wattpad.com
Do you also like Jack/John, Jack/Ben etc?
Same hereMy God I have never looked at his story so quick![]()
Hairy arse....We need to befriend someone who works at City's PR and get them to set up a late night version of the Dubai Q&A session. He didn't really hesitate with any of the kids' questions so I reckon he'd be up for giving some honest answers.
*Are you a screamer or a moaner Jack?
*Do you have a hairy arse?
*What's your favourite sexual position?
*Show us your pubes.
Nooo, it's the hair that makes itNow imagine it if his hair didn’t look like he was auditioning to be the nextworzel gummidge and instead he had his brunette locks from Championship Villa
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This is so well put exactly my thoughts! He just seems too perfect, I wouldn't know how to act around him in all honestyDifferent strokes for different folks!
In all honesty he's just a little too together for me.
Body sculpted by the gods, cute smile, talented and driven and ambitious, intelligent for a footballer, always does that thing where he rolls his shorts up at every corner, takes his shirt off but leaves his armband on which speaks to something deep and primal in my brain....
But I get the feeling that he wouldn't need me to take care of him or explain things to him. Like he could probably assemble flat-pack furniture on his own and make his own dentist appointments.
And my type of guy is hot but also in some way infuriating. Someone who pisses me off just enough that I don't get completely unbearable about him. Someone I feel comfortable teasing, and who takes it good-naturedly and gives it back a little too.
Ruben's fit but intimidating. I wouldn't know what to do with myself.
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