Jack Grealish #30 The injuries are getting out of hand. Are they real, or is it the flange?

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rosierose91

cornflower said:
omg actually howling (internally as supposed to be doing work)

That photo of Stonesy though, possibly my fave what is it about a check shirt?!
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a slightly dirty check shirt does it for me.. abit worn.. like aftershave mixed with sweat... not B.O obviously.. but you get me?

I’m a little feral today incase no one noticed..
 
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StephenTJackson

rosierose91 said:
a slightly dirty check shirt does it for me.. abit worn.. like aftershave mixed with sweat... not B.O obviously.. but you get me?

I’m a little feral today incase no one noticed..
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That slightly musky scent of man mixed with his aftershave scent

Nothing like snuggling into a man's chest and breathing his scent.
 
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madamchristmas

i watched that john stones interview yesterday that city put out and he seems like SUCH a nice geezer but also dying to know what car he actually drives?? does anyone know??
 
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Violetroselily

cornflower

rosierose91 said:
The desperate need for good ovulation rattling is real
Only jack will do when it’s ovulation week.
Fucksake.
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As for this photo, there are no words. Speaks directly to my vagina.
rosierose91 said:
a slightly dirty check shirt does it for me.. abit worn.. like aftershave mixed with sweat... not B.O obviously.. but you get me?

I’m a little feral today incase no one noticed..
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‘Today’

(Same girl same)

I started my day by reading your update then I moved onto skipping straight to a Ruben/Stonesy smut scene in one of those fics @Violetroselily recommended and life feels so difficult now.

if Jack chucked a shirt on over this outfit then I’d be done. Nothing (other than nudity) could possibly top it

 
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madamchristmas

god what’s gonna happen when he posts her on his grid in a few days for her birthday

this can just be a city thirst thread now
 
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rosierose91

I say today like it isn’t a daily occurrence now

oh OKAY you went there. I’m just imagining the flannel shirt... roughly rolled up at the sleeves.

I am speaking directly to Sasha now - if you have any girl code about you, make your fella wear a dirty check shirt just once and heavily document it.
A full blog on it will suffice.
Also whilst I’m at it, just give us what we want and drop a nude, it might finally release us from this torture.

finally @cornflower thank you for reading can you tell I couldn’t sleep? A FaceTime from Jack would have helped.......
 
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Sammylou81

I think I'm a hoe for pretty much every man city player.... Yup a few it would probably need a little alcoholic assistance but even pep would require nothing
 
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ruby1080

The goalkeeper though? No thanks, his teeth make me dry up.

Pep would actually be quite near the top of my list though.
 
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rosierose91

ruby1080 said:
The goalkeeper though? No thanks, his teeth make me dry up.

Pep would actually be quite near the top of my list though.
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HIS TEETH MAKE ME DRY

Pep would definitely get it, I think it’s because he’s abit naughty and firm.

I’m sure the entire squad are thrilled with this development
 
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ruby1080

I love the way Pep pronounces “Jack”, it’s like it’s a totally alien word to him. Always takes me a moment to realise who he’s talking about.
 
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Gossgossgoss9888

I think City have the sexiest squad in the PL (although I can see the argument for Chelsea).

City players I would shag stone-cold sober (or just with enough drinks to give me courage)...


(Obviously!)





Players I would shag stone-cold sober if only I could get over the fact we're about the same height...




Players I'm not totally feral for but let's face it, if the opportunity arose I'm probably not saying no...







Players I'd only shag after a fair few drinks and/or they'd have to wow me with a lovely personality and/or at this stage I'm just trying to complete the set...





Everyone else is too young for me!

This was an incredibly fun exercise.
 
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rosierose91

Gossgossgoss9888 said:
I think City have the sexiest squad in the PL (although I can see the argument for Chelsea).

Everyone else is too young for me!

This was an incredibly fun exercise.
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absolute credit rewarded to your dedication here

ok I’m aware absolutely no one asked, but here’s mine....

stone cold sober or 1 shot for confidence -
Grealish (lol)
Stones
Walker
Dias
Laporte
Rodri
KDB
Pep

5+ shots -
Steffen
Carson
Cancelo
Foden
Mahrez

10+ shots -
Ederson
Ake
Zinchenko
Gundogan
Silva
Fernandinho
Sterling
Jesus


Public apology to Palmer, Delap and McAtee as they are only babies and I simply cannot justify it.
 
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cornflower

anything, anytime, anywhere, please:
JG

0 shots required:
Stonesy

*no height-related category required for me unless this thread turns into a disc-jockey thirst space*

1 shot:
Cancelo
Sterling
Steffen

2-5 shots depending on how well we get along:
Rodri
Pep
Mahrez
Silva (I feel like he'd annoy the shit out of me but it'd quickly take a surprising turn)
Foden (snogging ONLY)
Walker
Ruben

5-10 shots depending on how well we get along:
all other over-21s
 
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Gossgossgoss9888

Aaaah, I forgot Gundogan! He goes in my "if he's offering, why not?" category.

The man rocks some cosy knitwear.
 

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rosierose91

Gossgossgoss9888 said:
Aaaah, I forgot Gundogan! He goes in my "if he's offering, why not?" category.

The man rocks some cosy knitwear.
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Genuinely laughing away at this
He just seems so pure.
i’m also second guessing Bernardo Silva... if only he was a little taller. He’d make me feel like shrek.
 
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