Jack Grealish #29 We all truly hope you’re enjoying your trip, but please take your top off & show us some nip

[Shoequeen91]

And this is why I’ll get on my soapbox whenever anyone says he‘s entirely a fuck boy etc etc

*flashbacks to me writing essays on the way thread*

 

[Shoequeen91]

 

[cornflower]

Yeah I think he’s got a little pony! Perfect for yanking the shit out of

Please let’s not talk about him cutting his curtains off @cobette I totally feel you on the heartbreak

 

[Teal Deal]

Behave TikTok. He has all the cum towels he needs on this thread

I wish I was Jack’s full time cum towel to be honest.
Although looking at that pic of his arse I need a towel of my own

Ugh just my 2 cents on Sash’s birthday bash - what IS it with the balloon arches and feathers that wags/Insta whores go for? Why is it the same stuff every time? They don’t even mix it up at any point, I just don’t get it…

 

[Violetroselily]

tbh I’ve just been getting tired generally of people jumping to conclusions about stuff posted online without giving things much thought - especially after the video of Jack out with walks and Mahrez earlier in the week.

And especially after last Friday’s social media meltdown about the “haircut” Jack blatantly never had.

I swear people just don’t think any more when they see stuff posted on social media - including actual bloody bona fide news outlets!!

I meant him in the photo, not you LOL

But I also love your protective energy

 

[Violetroselily]

I'm hoping he turns up to this Q&A tomorrow, completely misreads the vibe and gives loads of nonsense answers that leave the hosts like

 

[kathyloop]

Everyone’s just assuming that he’s turned away for being to drunk .. when in reality the bar/club probably just doesn’t have the level of security to deal with a bunch of footballers being in there. He doesn’t even look that drunk tbh.
And if you never got a £3 chupa chup lolly off the toilet attendants then ya lying

 

[cobette]

I agree a baby first, then a ring because he feels he has too. Then he will meet 'the one' (aka one of us) and regret marrying Sasha.

 

[Sammylou81]

pure fitty

 

[Shoequeen91]

Yes we get it, you haven’t cut your hair. Cheers bab!

 

[wonderstruck25]

I know I can’t be the only one that’s been creasing all afternoon, that they ran a girl over with their buggy

 

[cornflower]

 

[ruby1080]

He does look like pure filth in a Villa kit, I think it's the colours and the fit of it, it's like they designed it specifically for him

I went down a rabbit hole and have questions about this photo

Jack Grealish ‘crashes £80k Range Rover’ just hours after Aston Villa captain asked fans to stay home due to coronavirus – The Sun

Why is he wearing the slipper when the other man appears to be holding his other white slider? Does he have one thumb nail painted black or is it an illusion? Looks like it was one hell of a party. Why was I not there?

Also, where did he even get that slipper from? Was he partying at someone's great-grandma's house? Who else would own a slipper like that?

 

[Violetroselily]

The fact that he keeps his card in his phone case like the rest of us chumps

 

[Gattle09]

We just have to convince ourselves that he would be terrible in bed........


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That kit

I had a covid induced nap before and had a dream that he came back from Dubai with cornrows David Beckham style. Need new footage asap to make it go away.

 

[Violetroselily]

Dubai Expo is a cock tease

 

[spilldatea]

love how happy he looks in the training pics recently. remember how lost and sad he looked when he first joined us

 

[ruby1080]

The video of the incident gets me every time. I mean, I know it's not funny and he's a complete menace, etc, etc. But it is so, so funny. Like, what are you actually doing you complete maniac?

 

[Violetroselily]

I could almost forgive the colour if it didn't look so choppy and like he's just straightened it within an inch of its life. I wonder if he has those really slim GHDs meant for a bob.

 

[Timefortea93]

Hi Jack