Delia Smith
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There was a tattler who could access his private insta at one point....where are you girl
- Notice
cornflower
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god I get nervous enough before a normal zoom call, I would actually projectile vomit waiting for him to ring me then faint when his face comes on the screen. Least he won’t be able to see what I’m doing south of my waist HAHA.
ladiesss
or I might just angle my laptop screen downwards, sure he’ll love it
cornflower
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I was there tonight and there were a few miserable old codgers having a go at him - felt bad for him BUT that’s because I am an absolute simp for the man. ultimately, he’s a big boy and he loves his job, he’ll be fine. I have faith he’ll get better and have people eating their words.
my football knowledge is extremely poor though, tbh I only made this post so I could harp on again about how his arse is somehow 100 times better IRL
my football knowledge is extremely poor though, tbh I only made this post so I could harp on again about how his arse is somehow 100 times better IRL
Shoequeen91
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U WOT M8Jack when he comes on to read how fit he is but sees ole and United being the hot topic. View attachment 826653
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I’m a avid creeper on here and have never posted but I just need to say that I definitely think he’d be a Creed Adventus man.
Lmj21
Active member
I’m full on jealous she’s gonna be having an anniversary shag tonight though……like full on fewmin!!!Nah he’s in the bathroom with “stomach issues” reading tattle right now.
Hiya Jack
No balloon arches here sweetie - steak and blow job* is my offer to you, simple yet effective
*an all night blow job if that’s OK as I won’t want to release my mouth
Jack I wouldn’t be bothering with all that balloon rose petal shit, bj, shag and a home cooked roast dinner
Teal Deal
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Agree, weirdly the much-hated third kit looks shit hot on himYeah this colour on him is soooo much better. I think the sky blue is quite cheap looking? (Soz to the die hard City fans!)
Our boy just suits the darker colours so much better!
I was watching the game earlier just having the dirtiest thoughts about him… theres literally nothing I wouldn’t do for / to him
. Can it be used more now? There’s nothing I wouldn’t do either
Tonight I’m going to dream I’m between these bad boy thighs
Geexoxo
VIP Member
“what do you mean they’re not discussing my pubes
”
cornflower
VIP Member
totally agree! His face and body reeled me in, but it's truly that adorable drunken-boogie, Dirty-Dancing-medley, roughed-up-suit energy that's kept me all
for the last four months 
you just know you'd NEVER have to drag him onto any dancefloor because he's propping it up all night long(except when he's fingering you in the smoking area at 10.30pm)
tinatheestallion
VIP Member
they can have a private relationship by choice, but you don't want to show off the woman you supposedly love once in your life???? It's just a photo to show that you prioritize your relationship more than the girls on Instagram, plus, with jack's fame, it might even clean up his image. if her girlfriend was rihanna, he would upload pictures of her all the time 
cornflower
VIP Member
Spent a bit of time deliberating over this the other night 
obviously the stills from the medical, the Croatia sunbathing sex god photos and his first city game where he had half his arse out are firm faves but if we’re being mature here, in these two I think he just looks like actual perfection:
actually nah need to add two more, I’d do anything for him in those evening Croatia pictures with his perfect floppy hair, and the fuckboy Raya profile picture just solidifies my knowledge that he could do ANYTHING he wants to me and I’d still come back begging for more
obviously the stills from the medical, the Croatia sunbathing sex god photos and his first city game where he had half his arse out are firm faves but if we’re being mature here, in these two I think he just looks like actual perfection:actually nah need to add two more, I’d do anything for him in those evening Croatia pictures with his perfect floppy hair, and the fuckboy Raya profile picture just solidifies my knowledge that he could do ANYTHING he wants to me and I’d still come back begging for more
Delia Smith
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Screaming that it’s 2 days after the anniversary and he’s liking his holiday shag’s photo. Bloody hell Jack
Fanny Flutters
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Omg Man City’s insta, that thing needs to be let loose in the shower rooms 
Teal Deal
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I dunno…weirder things have happened and the world is mental these days
As someone who’s childfree and likes sleeping I’d definitely go with the fur baby, so much easier