Now neither can I, you must remember to tell us lolThis is completely off topic but I just just to tell you guys. My cousin just texted me saying I don't know if you're at work today but there's a lady shouting you big arsehole into your workplace. I'm not at work today but I can't wait to find out what that's all about
I'm gathering a list now of people I need to tell when I find out.Now neither can I, you must remember to tell us lol
This is fucking geniusJust adding our Official Theme Tune™️
He’s 27/28 I believe.How old is Jack’s bro?? Does he want a girlfriendI mean, I know he’s not the greal deal but it’s close-ish. Close enough to sniff
The OGs. The day onersJpea - jordan Pickford eats arse
His brother is younger than himHow old is Jack’s bro?? Does he want a girlfriendI mean, I know he’s not the greal deal but it’s close-ish. Close enough to sniff
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This Jack is my preference but I’d never kick his out of bed whichever way he comes to me
He’s 27/28 I believe.
The OGs. The day oners
BestAdditional recap:
- Jack pleased us all by returning the favour and get himself wet during the England training camp week
- Jack played a (peaky) blinder getting an assist and threading fab balls through against Hungary, and drank the tears of the racist bellends
- Jack made some of us lucky tattlers go weak at the knees at Wembley against Andorra
- Jack got shoved and pushed all over the pitch against Poland, poor boy
- It was Jack’s birthday and he rocked up to the Ivy in a yellow hoody and jeans to take a large bite into a chocolate cupcake and make us rage with jealousy at the cake itself
- Meanwhile Jack had to suffer a Dove-for-men-hued balloon wall rush job at home; Sasha dressed to the nines at the Ivy but Jack showing more love for Foden
- Jack got a whack in the face as Man City beat Leicester
- Jack had had a fairly sober weekend ahead of his first Champions League match on Weds
- We are all so horny for Jack we can’t function in the real world so we lose ourselves in inspired TikToks and cliffhanger fanfics
- Did I mention I was horny for Jack?
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Additional recap:
- Jack pleased us all by returning the favour and get himself wet during the England training camp week
- Jack played a (peaky) blinder getting an assist and threading fab balls through against Hungary, and drank the tears of the racist bellends
- Jack made some of us lucky tattlers go weak at the knees at Wembley against Andorra
- Jack got shoved and pushed all over the pitch against Poland, poor boy
- It was Jack’s birthday and he rocked up to the Ivy in a yellow hoody and jeans to take a large bite into a chocolate cupcake and make us rage with jealousy at the cake itself
- Meanwhile Jack had to suffer a Dove-for-men-hued balloon wall rush job at home; Sasha dressed to the nines at the Ivy but Jack showing more love for Foden
- Jack got a whack in the face as Man City beat Leicester
- Jack had had a fairly sober weekend ahead of his first Champions League match on Weds
- We are all so horny for Jack we can’t function in the real world so we lose ourselves in inspired TikToks and cliffhanger fanfics
- Did I mention I was horny for Jack?
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Brother is definitely older, its kevan, jack, keelan, Keira then HollieHis brother is younger than him
Just been informed that the lady wanted a refund on some makeup which we can't do and that it all massively kicked off and another customer started yelling at the ladyThis is completely off topic but I just just to tell you guys. My cousin just texted me saying I don't know if you're at work today but there's a lady shouting you big arsehole into your workplace. I'm not at work today but I can't wait to find out what that's all about
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