Jack Grealish #15 outrage, swearing, we like it when he’s cross. Push us onto the bed and show us who’s boss

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Sarararah

Maybe he's happy with Coco pops for his birthday tea

Don't they (well Jack) use a private chef anyway and have his meals delivered - I'm sure I've read that he uses the same chef company that half the prem use.
 
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Timefortea93

Well think that kinda proves he hasn't posted her because he don't want to then
 
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Geexoxo

He’s probs on a sex ban tonight needs all his energy for the match tomorrow. Can’t risk pulling a muscle!
 
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misselaineious8

Timefortea93 said:
Maybe she will cook paprika with a hint of salmon.

I would have a chef so I could give him a bj ready for dinner
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nah it's obviously going to be nando's or BL and no T, followed by coco pops and sparkling water because ye got tuh be posh on yer burfdye - YGM?
Apols for poor attempt at brum phonetics
 
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Teal Deal

Geexoxo said:
He’s probs on a sex ban tonight needs all his energy for the match tomorrow. Can’t risk pulling a muscle!
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The very phrase “sex ban” would not be allowed at any time Jack was in my household. In fact, sex would be mandatory, match or no match. Want a drink? Sorry Jack but you’re just going to have to use those two long fingers on me. Bite to eat? Sorry Jack but get your tongue out first . Sit on my sofa and watch TV? Bang me till the sofa breaks first Jack, then you can order a new one.

Just as well Jack isn’t with me tonight as Pep would give me such a bollocking tomorrow when his £100m man rocks up to the coach walking like John Wayne, bruised all over and icing his empty balls
 
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BDY_97

I just know he’s at home surrounded by a balloon arch and a prosecco/donut wall I cba sasha gives me those vibes
 
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Teal Deal

BDY_97 said:
You’re joking did he I don’t remember that ffs the poor guy, seems like his idea of a nightmare. Would probably much rather be out steaming wearing a bucket hat
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Yeah I’ve seen the balloon wall pic somewhere.

Agree, pink and gold balloons won’t do it for him (or many men really I’d have thought!) Bucket hat and a few shots would be more his style and to be honest more mine on my birthday
 

Casey can

Although, to be fair, he was buzzing with bubbles in that video so I bet he loves balloons- especially helium ones so he can make his voice go funny
 
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