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PebbleDash said:
I too, unschool my children!

I got pregnant deliberately with one of my children. I lied about being on the pill. No regrets!

Years ago I had sex with one of my friends partners. It wasn't an affair or anything like that, he came on to me one day quite strong and it escalated into sex. I struggle saying no and felt a bit under pressure. I felt absolutely awful afterward especially that since over the years, I ended up growing quite close to this particular friend. She is still with the guy. We act like it didn't happen.

My partner's brother has more in common with me than my partner. I've sometimes thought I've met the wrong one.

I used to steal things from my aunties house when I was a teen anything ranging from her last joint, to a brand new bottle of Chanel her partner got her, knowing full well my cousin's would get the blame and punished, often quite severely.

I will eat and enjoy any residue out of my orafices bar tit and piss but including ear wax, blackheads, bogeys, eye crust, yeast from thrush and so on... I also love swishing my freshly bitten toenails round my mouth.

I once cheated on my ex boyfriend. I have no regrets because he was a vile man. The lad I cheated on him with came inside me. My ex boyfriend was stirring his porridge and eating me out the next morning.
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duck me, there are some things that should never be said 😲
 
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Hereforthegigs said:
Agree, I think that is a low low act
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Why?! We were both happy and our child is now 8 and we are both brilliant parents, no harm done 😁
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Of course I am happy that you are all happy and have a happy healthy child. That's great for you!

But having a baby should be a choice that you both members of a couple agree and consent to fully, one member shouldn't be tricked into it. Just my opinion
 
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Hereforthegigs

PebbleDash said:
I too, unschool my children!

I got pregnant deliberately with one of my children. I lied about being on the pill. No regrets!

Years ago I had sex with one of my friends partners. It wasn't an affair or anything like that, he came on to me one day quite strong and it escalated into sex. I struggle saying no and felt a bit under pressure. I felt absolutely awful afterward especially that since over the years, I ended up growing quite close to this particular friend. She is still with the guy. We act like it didn't happen.

My partner's brother has more in common with me than my partner. I've sometimes thought I've met the wrong one.

I used to steal things from my aunties house when I was a teen anything ranging from her last joint, to a brand new bottle of Chanel her partner got her, knowing full well my cousin's would get the blame and punished, often quite severely.

I will eat and enjoy any residue out of my orafices bar tit and piss but including ear wax, blackheads, bogeys, eye crust, yeast from thrush and so on... I also love swishing my freshly bitten toenails round my mouth.

I once cheated on my ex boyfriend. I have no regrets because he was a vile man. The lad I cheated on him with came inside me. My ex boyfriend was stirring his porridge and eating me out the next morning.
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Omg I'm crying

HubIreLovesMnD said:
Of course I am happy that you are all happy and have a happy healthy child. That's great for you!

But having a baby should be a choice that you both members of a couple agree and consent to fully, one member shouldn't be tricked into it. Just my opinion
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Yeah fair enough, I was only young so probably immature 😅 I wouldn't do it now!
 
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PebbleDash said:
I will eat and enjoy any residue out of my orafices bar tit and piss but including ear wax, blackheads, bogeys, eye crust, yeast from thrush and so on... I also love swishing my freshly bitten toenails round my mouth.
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I must have missed this bit the First time round 🤣🤣🤣🤣 jesus
 
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PebbleDash said:
Do not tell me none of you get a bobby pin and pick the golden morsels out of your earholes and eat them.

As for bogeys, what else are you doing with them otherwise?

The "aged" blackheads are the best. They ripen with age and have a better bite to them. However they are like truffles. Very rare.
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Cant say I have you know 🤣
 
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PebbleDash said:
Do not tell me none of you get a bobby pin and pick the golden morsels out of your earholes and eat them.

As for bogeys, what else are you doing with them otherwise?

The "aged" blackheads are the best. They ripen with age and have a better bite to them. However they are like truffles. Very rare.
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Mother of God. I really hope the historians of the future never see this message, otherwise they will mark it as the moment that humanity was doomed
 
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HubIreLovesMnD said:
Of course I am happy that you are all happy and have a happy healthy child. That's great for you!

But having a baby should be a choice that you both members of a couple agree and consent to fully, one member shouldn't be tricked into it. Just my opinion
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This!! Also imagine if roles were reversed for a minute... A man wants a baby.. woman not so keen.. he pokes holes into or removes condom without her knowledge and she falls pregnant cos 'He WaNtEd A BaBy' don't think it would be taken so lightly!!! Morally wrong on so many levels
 
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Well, it would appear I missed something there!

Pressure of Christmas getting to you PebbleDash?
 
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My sister is a horrible bleep.Havent spoken for years and years....she’d just been absolutely vile (got me evicted from my home-long story) Anyway she had just got a very impressive and important job working in a government building,And nobody liked her she was very aware of that.She had the responsibility of opening the office and had all the master keys in her bag.Like i say government building,very important.I stole the keys.Never gave them back.Caused absolute mayhem..she got sacked.Every single lock had to be changed.I ducked her right over.😂
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Jesus Christ 😳

Sorry but that is such a scheming and spiteful thing to do. How anyone can take joy in someone being sacked, let alone their sister, I dunno. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Not to mention the cost of replacing all those locks at a Government (read tax funded) building. So pointless.

This thread is half amazingly funny and half terrifying - all the folks laughing and joking about forcing pregnancy/children on their men. duck me. 😳

I’ve did some questionable stuff but this is next level.
 
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