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Once said I had a funeral to go to, to skip a day off university

I stole a marker from primary school and my mum made me take it back(lol)

when I was in secondary school I used to pretty much hang around by myself because I was the large kid who was always bullied so I’d always just be by myself because I was afraid of being in the crowds, I once was waiting outside my classroom and I had to go toilet and I was locked in the corridor because it was lunch and they locked it. Anyway, I pissed myself; my piss was all over the floor and when lunch was over everyone was stepping in it and walking in it😭(worst times of my life)

once I broke my cousins bed and blamed it on my little brother😖


Are you still in contact now?🤯
No we are not. I think he feels bad about things tbh. Life has moved on for both of us.
 
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I know,it’s bad isn’t it..but in all fairness I could have told her that her husband(the absolute Love of her life)was constantly coming on to me for years and years before he left her.She is beyond evil.If I was to say what that creature did to me to make me dislike her it would be the most shocking thread on tattle.

I know,it’s bad isn’t it..but in all fairness I could have told her that her husband(the absolute Love of her life)was constantly coming on to me for years and years before he left her.She is beyond evil.If I was to say what that creature did to me to make me Dislike her it would be the most shocking thread on tattle.
Jesus Christ 😳

Sorry but that is such a scheming and spiteful thing to do. How anyone can take joy in someone being sacked, let alone their sister, I dunno. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Not to mention the cost of replacing all those locks at a Government (read tax funded) building. So pointless.

This thread is half amazingly funny and half terrifying - all the folks laughing and joking about forcing pregnancy/children on their men. duck me. 😳

I’ve did some questionable stuff but this is next level.
 
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This!! Also imagine if roles were reversed for a minute... A man wants a baby.. woman not so keen.. he pokes holes into or removes condom without her knowledge and she falls pregnant cos 'He WaNtEd A BaBy' don't think it would be taken so lightly!!! Morally wrong on so many levels
It is reproductive coercion, which could also be considered assault.
 
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Jesus Christ 😳

Sorry but that is such a scheming and spiteful thing to do. How anyone can take joy in someone being sacked, let alone their sister, I dunno. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Not to mention the cost of replacing all those locks at a Government (read tax funded) building. So pointless.

This thread is half amazingly funny and half terrifying - all the folks laughing and joking about forcing pregnancy/children on their men. duck me. 😳

I’ve did some questionable stuff but this is next level.
I mean her sister got her evicted which is also spiteful so 🤷🏻‍♀️ tit happens I guess.

Most interesting one I can think of right now is when I gave one of my kids one of the old outdated £1 coins I still had lying around from the tooth fairy because I couldn’t find any new ones that night. She didn’t notice.
 
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If I am unfortunate enough to have to be in my fathers company I always spit in his cup of tea
 
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I was sexually assaulted as a child by someone who is now dead. I have never spoken about it to anyone.
 
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I don't, it's cheered me right up tonight! Go to work and look what I miss! 🤣🤣
It was the bit about the boyfriend eating somebody else's second hand porridge had me bloody crying! 🤣 Dear o dear, some people eh. 🤣
Oh mit I thought she meant her boyfriend made porridge THEN ate her 😂😭 My innocent mind thinking it was a nice domestic breakfast making situation 😂 crying
 
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Oh mit I thought she meant her boyfriend made porridge THEN ate her 😂😭 My innocent mind thinking it was a nice domestic breakfast making situation 😂 crying
She has a novel way of keeping his breakfast warm, that's all I can say! 🤣🤣
 
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To throw my 2 cents in, I faked all my orgasms with an ex-ex boyfriend and never really found him attractive. He wanted to get engaged etc and I used to go along with it all. I was very young and näive. I dumped him and I think I broke his heart.

ETA; I sometimes think it’s karma for how my recent 4 year long relationship ended during lockdown 1. I thought he was the one, I wanted to marry him etc, and he broke my heart.
 
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If a man doesnt want to have a child then he should wear a condom full stop or get the snip(if he's had kids and doesn't want anymore).
I find it very sad that I have to tell my son to always wear a condom because he can’t completely believe any woman he sleeps with, even if he’s in a long term relationship, you would think a long term partner could be trusted but as this thread shows you shouldn’t
 
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I flooded my next door neighbours extension. They built it then went on hols, the hose pipe tap was still on the same wall so technically inside now it was built, I went round to water the plants and turned the hose off, or so I thought, I went back HOURS later and just saw water in there 😳. Ran home to my parents, we then spent the night with buckets scooping it all out 🤣 never told them!!!
 
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I find it very sad that I have to tell my son to always wear a condom because he can’t completely believe any woman he sleeps with, even if he’s in a long term relationship, you would think a long term partner could be trusted but as this thread shows you shouldn’t
I was once so ill from a stomach bug I threw up that much I just chucked up my pill, didn't even realise, I ended up pregnant. I was genuinely shocked as were my partner! We've both now got a lovely 9 month old, neither of us planned it, accidents do happen, not all gals do it on purpose 🤣 he always winds me up and says 'best trap I've ever been caught in' but I didnt even mean to 🤣
 
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