Itslittlelauren

[Nixen]

No she recently decorated her room(to the yellow) this is a old photo of her room.

She did say ‘it currently looks like this’
But she’s now deleted that story
Because she’s obv reading here.
Hi Lauren you’re having a baby with a man you barely know and you don’t seem stable enough to babysit a jelly, never mind a real human. Don’t move out. Stay with your mum, you’re going to need her. Don’t waste your time trying to make your life look perfect on insta, we can all see it’s not true

I swear on her stories she answered a question and said they’d been together over a year but February was the first picture she posted of him. According to him they only met in January

What grown ass man writes like this on social media? Who above the age of 16 says ‘love you millions’? How old is he?!

 

[DoseofReality]

The yellow room is a different room.

I can’t stand it when she posts these attention seeking comments or stories about her being so ill, but she has a full face of bloody makeup! She’s so pathetic! When I was in the grips of severe morning sickness at 9 weeks pregnant with twins I certainly didn’t look like this. Uggghh she comes out with so much bullshit, it winds me up!

So so ill but still totally eye bleeping herself.

His instagram name is so boak.

 

[FraggleRock]

The yellow room is a different room.



So so ill but still totally eye bleeping herself.

His instagram name is so boak.

The eye bleeping made me howl it’s totally what she’s doing!

I swear on her stories she answered a question and said they’d been together over a year but February was the first picture she posted of him. According to him they only met in January

I remember her stories announcing her pregnancy a few weeks back and I’m sure she said on there they’d been together NEARLY a year, i remember commenting up thread that I couldn’t imagine having a baby with someone after being together less than a year!

 

[TruffleTrifle]

Can we discuss the fact his insta handle is a “its+name” like he’s changed it to match hers

 

[FraggleRock]

Can we discuss the fact his insta handle is a “its+name” like he’s changed it to match hers

Ffs! How cringe

 

[Rayne]

Can we discuss the fact his insta handle is a “its+name” like he’s changed it to match hers

He’s gotta fit in with Lauren, her mum and don’t forget her gran who herself is in influencer in her own right (itsandrini)

 

[Amyb97]

Interesting that prior to Christmas he hadn’t featured her on his Instagram at all?
considering they’ve been together a year. All his photos are of his car. I wonder if he actually wanted the baby or if she decided to keep it and he was stuck

 

[TruffleTrifle]

Interesting that prior to Christmas he hadn’t featured her on his Instagram at all?
considering they’ve been together a year. All his photos are of his car. I wonder if he actually wanted the baby or if she decided to keep it and he was stuck

I mean they’re like what, 22? I can’t imagine many guys at that age actively want children, or if they do they don’t want them immediately.

 

[Rayne]

I hope her bikini body doesn’t bounce back after the baby and in five years she will still be sharing bikini and underwear pics from 2018 lmao

 

[FraggleRock]

I mean they’re like what, 22? I can’t imagine many guys at that age actively want children, or if they do they don’t want them immediately.

She did say it was a surprise pregnancy so not planned, and that she was excited about being a Mum because it’s her ‘no 1 goal in life’ it sounds like he may not have had a choice possibly!

 

[elchapo]

The yellow room is a different room.



So so ill but still totally eye bleeping herself.

His instagram name is so boak.

Eww, I dated a guy who had "its" before his name and surname as his username. What a bleeping bellend - I should have seen the signs.

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Been shared by Vikky Pattison and now up to 70k followers, not sure how many she has gained

 

[Rayne]

Oh please when has Lauren ever been in a nightclub

 

[Fineapple]

Oh please when has Lauren ever been in a nightclubView attachment 376198

Er, I think you’ll find she has dressed up to allegedly go to one many a time........

 

[Rayne]

Er, I think you’ll find she has dressed up to allegedly go to one many a time........

Er, I think you’ll find she has dressed up to allegedly go to one many a time........

Lauren going to vodka Revs for a burger and a cocktail at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon with your gran isn’t OUT OUT hun

 

[TruffleTrifle]

At this stage I’m convinced those heart shaped bowls of popcorn and malteasers are just kept in her cupboard and get bought out for photos they’re used so frequently

 

[Rayne]

At this stage I’m convinced those heart shaped bowls of popcorn and malteasers are just kept in her cupboard and get bought out for photos they’re used so frequently

They live in the same place as the glittery bottle of echo falls, used disposable costa cups, old shopping bags, and jar of personalised Nutella

Joking aside she actually did used to keep her differently decorated cupcakes aside for weeks and then photograph them together

 

[Dipdab]

They live in the same place as the glittery bottle of echo falls, used disposable costa cups, old shopping bags, and jar of personalised Nutella

Joking aside she actually did used to keep her differently decorated cupcakes aside for weeks and then photograph them together

Don’t forget the cardboard Moët box that makes an appearance every other grid post ....

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

is it an advert for her lounge wear or her push up bra? Also yet another face full of makeup whilst wearing loungewear day?

 

[Dipdab]

is it an advert for her lounge wear or her push up bra? Also yet another face full of makeup whilst wearing loungewear day?

Once she gets a bump no doubt we will be treated to half naked maternity pictures