Itslittlelauren #2 Baby is dressed up like a dolly & tottering round the farm like a wally

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Screaming that even the pic of the gingerbread she bought got a higher billing than the photo with Tom
 
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I was coming here about the photo. Looks like the sperm donor has been photoshoppped in! Lauren and FC look more like a couple 🤣 View attachment 1796245
This makes me so mad. She never wanted a partner. She wanted a sperm donor. And she got it with him. She can pretend she’s a single parent all she likes, even thought she’s not.
 
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Screaming that even the pic of the gingerbread she bought got a higher billing than the photo with Tom
When Ella met Santa... eventually, after posing for a million photos and Mummy decorating a gingerbread man how she wanted it. Tom is just the purse strings and another photographer.
 
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What is she wearing in the grotto pics? Why does she always dress like the office tart? 😂
 
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Why does she put Ella's name on everything? So much personalised stuff
Hate it when coats/jackets/jumpers and bags have the child’s name emblazoned all over it - just a massive safeguarding/abduction risk imo. Brings a level of familiarity for strangers which I don’t like. But maybe I’m overprotective as a teacher 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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I HATE personalised clothing. It looks cheap and tacky, not to mention everyone knows the child’s name. I always roll my eyes when I see people trying to sell items with names on too.

I find it so strange Ella is never in the kitchen, like never. Whenever I’ve done things with my daughter it was on the floor when she was small or now she can sit on the counter or stand on her stool. Perhaps the council kitchen isn’t Insta worthy? 🤣
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I mean why it’s she making out these activitiesare great for 18 month olds? My little boy has the attention span of a goldfish and wouldn’t sit still long enough to even entertain trying to making a bleeping chocolate bauble. She’s deluded. And probably making some new mums feel tit for not doing enough festive activities with their kids.
 
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It’s like these crackers the other day. Anyone who has been around children will know that Ella does not have the attention span for these activities. You can see Lauren has done the colouring because it’s so neat.

It’s all for show and Lauren thinking she’s the best mum. She needs to be doing more age appropriate activities and actually having Ella socialise with other children.
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I’ve said before that it’s obvious that she adores her daughter which is lovely and it’s nice that she wants to do activities with her, but she falls short every time because the activities that she does are all for show and are of little benefit to Ella. She could tape a massive sheet of paper to the floor, put paper plates of poster paint out and let Ella finger, hand, foot, hell, even full body paint all over it, let it dry, let her go mad with a print stick then chuck a load of glitter over it. She could then cut that up to make crackers, wrapping paper, Christmas cards etc. That way she’s provided a fun, sensory activity that has allowed her daughter to explore something. And what’s wrong with making some pastry, rolling it out then letting Ella cut out circles with cookie cutters then dollop jam into them in a baking tray. Then she could play with the left over raw pastry. Age appropriate and something that children enjoy and learn through. But no, everything is to look pretty on Instagram.
 
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I don’t think anyone can doubt she loves Ella but she’s doing her a real disservice by not allowing her to be around other children on a regular basis. They clearly have the free time and there are so many free baby groups. Ella will be so shy and dependent when she finally gets to school.
 
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It’s like these crackers the other day. Anyone who has been around children will know that Ella does not have the attention span for these activities. You can see Lauren has done the colouring because it’s so neat.

It’s all for show and Lauren thinking she’s the best mum. She needs to be doing more age appropriate activities and actually having Ella socialise with other children. View attachment 1806498
Let alone the cost of all these craft kits. Such a waste on a kid so young.
 
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Let alone the cost of all these craft kits. Such a waste on a kid so young.
Such a waste when it’s all stuff that I doubt will be reused for years to come so will just end up in the bin… money down the drain. Where does she get it from?!
 
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Contain your excitement everyone; this year she has wrapped up her collection of empty shoe boxes and cereal packets with green and white paper. CALM DOWN, LAUREN.
 
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Contain your excitement everyone; this year she has wrapped up her collection of empty shoe boxes and cereal packets with green and white paper. CALM DOWN, LAUREN.
How long until the moet box comes out 😂
 
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Contain your excitement everyone; this year she has wrapped up her collection of empty shoe boxes and cereal packets with green and white paper. CALM DOWN, LAUREN.
So much for how cute the wrapping paper Ella made was.
 
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I find it's always a good idea to set the table for Christmas with crockery and glassware several days before when there's a toddler about.
 
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