Itslittlelauren #2 Baby is dressed up like a dolly & tottering round the farm like a wally

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I don’t know how anyone can follow Lauren and think her portrayal of motherhood is accurate or realistic?! She’s laughable. I’ve never cut the crusts off my daughters sandwich let alone done them into special shapes! Clearly doing it wrong 🤣🤣🤣
Me either, this crappy mum shall cry herself to sleep tonight at the hardship I’m putting my girls through for not cutting their sarnies into shapes or making their milk to a precise temperature every time 😭😭😭😭
 
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Me either, this crappy mum shall cry herself to sleep tonight at the hardship I’m putting my girls through for not cutting their sarnies into shapes or making their milk to a precise temperature every time 😭😭😭😭
I bet they’ve got plastic toys that aren’t painted pink too. Hang your head in shame 🤣
 
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I think the I'm so busy I've only eaten half a banana stories were a set up for her latest Hello Fresh ad.
 
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She can't even motivate herself Tom. He seems to have a lot going for him and working as much as he can.
 
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FFS! She thinks taking her nearly one year old out to Wetherspoons, for a day out is great, try taking her to soft play to socialise with others or to the bleeping park, stop cutting your Daughter off from others because you’re a sad cow and have no friends. She’s so ‘worried’ about Ella’s development, she should be taking her to places where she can actually develop social skills, not the bloody pub.
 
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Anybody else think this is the first time she’s ever had to get ready with Ella around? Therefore she’s shared it? She seems surprised but this is pretty normal for me 😂
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how long we saying that ice cream van she’s got from aldi stays that colour?
 
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Now she’s painted the bloody plastic car. Ella is a BABY, she’s supposed to get messy and dirty and have fun, can’t see that being allowed with all those delicate paper flowers glued to that thing. Lauren is very shallow silly little girl, none of these makeovers are for Ella, it’s so she can keep up appearances.
 
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Good to see you looked on here for inspiration for your latest boreformation, Lauren. It was already cute and girly and Ella was excited to see a car not because you painted it. She couldn't give a tit.
 
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Has to show the video of her enjoying it to prove that it benefits Ella when really she would have had the same reaction if it were the same colours as when you bought it!
 
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