She really does add all that shimmer to her cakes and drinks so she can tit glitter doesn't she. So much more attractive.
Itslittlelauren #2 Baby is dressed up like a dolly & tottering round the farm like a wally
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Why not just take her to soft play?! And also… what’s with the weird photos in frames of just her and the baby (can’t remember it’s name tbh!) - where’s Tom? 
Ella seems to have no exposure to other babies or kids, she’s only allowed to be around the culty female trioWhy not just take her to soft play?! And also… what’s with the weird photos in frames of just her and the baby (can’t remember it’s name tbh!) - where’s Tom?
I’ve just seen the swing. Oh dear lord 
. I hope Ella grows up to despise pink cutesy things and enjoys actual real colour and getting messy etc
. I hope Ella grows up to despise pink cutesy things and enjoys actual real colour and getting messy etcFound silly that the last picture is Ella using the swing before she’d painted it and she had a massive grin. Just goes to show that you can still have fun on toys that aren’t painted priestly and pink, who knew?!I’ve just seen the swing. Oh dear lord
Exactly. She says she’s made the swing less boring but for Ella the swing was already really fun, and the bright colours are good for her development. It’s such an insta turd trend to have everything devoid of colour, I hate it. Has Lauren ever stopped to think there might be a reason that baby toys are produced in so many bold colours?Found silly that the last picture is Ella using the swing before she’d painted it and she had a massive grin. Just goes to show that you can still have fun on toys that aren’t painted priestly and pink, who knew?!
This! Before I had my first, I swore I wouldn’t have tons of plastic toys - that soon went to tit because yes wooden toys are great, but there’s a limit to their play especially for a young baby. So I just embraced that plastic was unavoidable and will donate to charity/library/childrens groups/hospital when they’re grown out of. My daughter learnt her colours because shock horror we always said the colour names in all situations at home and outside of the house.
You always say no plastic tat don’t you and then you can’t move for it
Ella is never going to learn her colours if Lauren paints everything she owns in pink and white. It sets dangerous expectations about gender too. Stacey Solomon also buys into this crap that girls must have pink.She would hate that my two and half year old girl loves dinosaurs and cars! Also that she wears leggings everyday and a dress or skirt only if she feels like it on special occasionsYou always say no plastic tat don’t you and then you can’t move for it
Lauren will soon learnt that her lifestyle isn’t practical. I can’t work out what she thinks she’s gonna do for the rest of her life, surely its Gonna come to a point where she needs a proper income?Look who liked this! 
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Ooh dear, maybe poor Tom is realising he’s nothing more than a sperm donor, he should run before Lazy Lauren decides she wants another kid.Look who liked this!
Yikes! Not surprised though are we. They don’t even live together, it was never going to be a long term survivor.Look who liked this!
Also Lauren, of course you’re struggling financially - go get a job!
It’s nice to have a strong mother daughter relationship but it is just weird the way she constantly hammers on about Ella being her best friend while showing nobody else in her life other than her mum and Sandrini occasionally. Doesn’t seem like she has any balance in her life, maybe because she had no life before the baby either.
Put your vagina away Lozza.
I find it quite sad that she has no friends her own age, she seems to want to isolate Ella too - her comments about not needing to go to soft play, I love taking mine and seeing them socialise with others. She seems to want that little girl gang and poor Tom and nobody else is included. I genuinely think if she’d made an effort at a proper relationship with him ie knowing him for more than 5 minutes before she got pregnant and was actually living with him so he’s not excluded from Ella’s life half the time, then maybe things wouldn’t be going down the shitter. She has only got herself to blame, maybe he wants to live with her and Ella, but she selfishly wants to stay with mummy so she has an excuse to sit on her arse all day and paint her child’s garden furniture for insta views
It's creepy. A friend is someone that you can converse with. Get advice from, share stories etc. A young baby is not your friend Lauren. And it's a sad reflection on her very limited social circle.
And also a reflection on her potential parenting style in the future! A teenager who will fully take Advantage of her mum!
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maybe because she never gets to meet or spend time with anyone else?
maybe because she never gets to meet or spend time with anyone else?