Itslittlelauren #2 Baby is dressed up like a dolly & tottering round the farm like a wally

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It’s no bleeping wonder, Ella is trapped in the house with those awful women and not allowed to socialise! Poor Ella will have a tough time later in life starting school etc all because of her mum’s selfishness
 
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Feel so sad for that little girl. She’s gonna ruin her. It’s like she’s happy she’s got separation and stranger anxiety because it makes her feel important. It’s not normal.
That’s actually so sad, poor little girl. Agree with everything you’ve said, she’s doing a massive injustice to her daughter.
 
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Funny how in Tom's photos and videos Ella seems happy to be with him. I'm sure she's fine with her regular babysitter, I mean her grandma too while Lauren plasters herself in makeup and a load of other pointless stuff just so she can take a photo.
 
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Why is she wearing a pair of heels to go to her back garden🤯this girl is actually mind boggling. That baby is nearly a year old and has only viewed the inside of her house, the garden and parks that have nice backdrops for her mum to pose in heels - no wonder she is so attached!
 
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Why is she bragging about her child having separation anxiety? That should be something she tries to reduce, not capitalise on as proof that they’re BESTIES.
 
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Ella must be traumatised after playing with bright coloured toys today and actual grass rather than green dyed rice.
 
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She does realise that A big benefit of giving your baby “proper” food and not purée is so they have the same as you and you get to eat a hot meal ?? Why you cooking for her and not having some yourself?
 
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She does realise that A big benefit of giving your baby “proper” food and not purée is so they have the same as you and you get to eat a hot meal ?? Why you cooking for her and not having some yourself?
I know it's not like you cook just half a jacket potato and a tiny bit of bolognese or whatever. So is she just not eating purposefully? Not as if she's too busy.
 
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I know it's not like you cook just half a jacket potato and a tiny bit of bolognese or whatever. So is she just not eating purposefully? Not as if she's too busy.
She just wants to fit the “rushed off her feet” mum narrative. I have a two year old and a 4 month old and I find time to eat or I’ll keel over 😂
 
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She just wants to fit the “rushed off her feet” mum narrative. I have a two year old and a 4 month old and I find time to eat or I’ll keel over 😂
Funny how she finds the time to tart herself up to sit in the garden but there’s no time to eat. It’s such a weird brag. As someone else said she could serve herself a portion of the food she makes for Ella unless she’s so stupid that she’s only cooking one portion.
 
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She’s too busy to eat, so chaotic, just so busy, but she does have the time to cut Ella’s sandwiches into bleeping heart shapes. Because that’s what mothers do when they’re absolutely run off their feet.
 
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She’s too busy to eat, so chaotic, just so busy, but she does have the time to cut Ella’s sandwiches into bleeping heart shapes. Because that’s what mothers do when they’re absolutely run off their feet.
This reminds me of how my daughter loves a ‘biiiiig sandwich’ which is a sandwich with the crusts still on cause I cba cutting them off 😂 she thinks its brilliant
 
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This reminds me of how my daughter loves a ‘biiiiig sandwich’ which is a sandwich with the crusts still on cause I cba cutting them off 😂 she thinks its brilliant
I don’t know how anyone can follow Lauren and think her portrayal of motherhood is accurate or realistic?! She’s laughable. I’ve never cut the crusts off my daughters sandwich let alone done them into special shapes! Clearly doing it wrong 🤣🤣🤣
 
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