I have a small raised bit of turf in the corner of the garden that gets replaced regularly its like a pee pad for the gardenNew turd, great typo
I only recently clicked that people with dogs have lawns covered in dog piss.
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I don’t understand this not able to eat a sandwich while doing other stuff. Get a grip Dan hun!!
Hahahahaha I love DPD - god what will she do without her precious side tables 
She WFH! I’m sure she’s got some dry freezer batch cooked food she could throw in the microwave and I’m sure the phone call wouldn’t take up all her full lunch break. Is she on the phone to clients all the time? I’m sure poor Dora would be ok with a quick walk for a piddle and not a full 10k one!
Always go back to where you bought the items Dan, they have the contract with the courier not you. Seriously though it’s side tables, nobody died 
as we know she reads here, dpd have an app where you can track your delivery, tells you when your next etc! I’m sure working such long hours from home won’t prevent her from using it! Your welcome 
HAHAHA IMAGINE HER ‘EAD IN THAT SQUASHIES HAT HAHAHAHAH
Bit like this perhaps?!
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She 100% makes her hot chocolate with water 
Why does it look like she shaved a bit of one off for a joke though? Like why is the start of her whole brow missing?
the amount of swipe ups…and things she doesn’t even buy!! 
Erm yeah, it’s called being an adult Dan, you self entitled bleep!
You poor thing Dan, I really feel for you. The majority of the world works. You didn't have to rush to do your garden and you chose to have a dog. She is getting worse, who the hell does she think she is
She has a good job, a new home and a lovely pet - and all she does is whinge. She needs to get a grip.
She's an ungrateful spoilt hole. Clearly fed up of her new build of dreams that's turned into a bit of a nightmare. Unless she's sipping on a wanky drink, eye bleeping herself with a gormless face, wearing a new dress, the stupid mare isn't happy!
This annoys me.... You have a job, which pays enough for you to OWN a house, you also have the money to do your garden up. You have a healthy pet and you are able to walk her... Not everyone is so lucky!!! bleeping first world problems or what!?
(I have unfollowed her this week but she's still bloody getting on my nerves
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I REALLLLY hope DPD don't turn up again mwwwahahaha
Maybe they are a tattler
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