Itsdaniellesjourney #13 Boring Dan, 5 ingredient Scran, fingerbanged by another man.

[spillthetea22]

This is a thread on her insta account? She posts tit loads of food pics, like what else do we discuss here wrt Dan? It's just robotic blinky boomerangs, morning coffee, ad affs and her food

So true! I actually enjoy hearing about Dirty Dan Dans Dry as duck noodles! Not sure what else we would be talking about in her thread!?
Are there now rules and regulations about what we can and cannot discuss?

 

[Jane Porcupine]

No, you are more than welcome to keep on posting the same dry (lol), repetitive content.

I mean it works for Danielle so

The thread has become a mirror image of her own life.

 

[CoffeeFiend]

On Wednesday's we wear dry noodles.

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Her dry as duck food is one of the things she's known for. She's so repetitive, it's hard to come up with new topics. Shall we also stop talking about her coffee stories, horrible fashion and crappy boomerangs as well? Doesn't leave much

This thread has become a bit Groundhog Day because her content is. And to be fair, her bio states that she's a foodie and fashion inspo when she's actually crap at both, so it's no wonder people pick up on her dehydrated servings so much.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Whoever said the mug is Ches, absolutely brilliant, I laugh every time she shows it!

 

[Anotherct]

Her kitchen is literally 3 footsteps away though so definitely no faux pas for you with windy stairs to navigate!

I just Chuck mine wherevers space lol. I have two house cats who try and escape and my delivery driver is always grumpy

 

[#ad#aff]

The day we can stop commenting on the dry food is the day she finally adds some moisture.

 

[Sticky One]

Anyone else completely confused by what is going on

 

[Hello Kitty]

Dan babes, you've swapped one working day with one of your days off. Do we really need to be told every day?

 

[Mungojerry&Rumpleteaser]

I've only just looked at that sofa for her kitchen?

Am I the only one who is thinking that isn't a corner sofa? It is just a sofa with a poof?

 

[#ad#aff]

“I’ve ordered tewwww rehhhdiator covehs the other dehhhh and I didn’t want them sprehhhhyed” with an aff link and pointing with her chodey trotters. Top content. Why buy radiator covers just to shove a sofa in front of them? She’s running out of shite to spend pointless money on.

 

[girl1980]

“I’ve ordered tewwww rehhhdiator covehs the other dehhhh and I didn’t want them sprehhhhyed” with an aff link and pointing with her chodey trotters. Top content. Why buy radiator covers just to shove a sofa in front of them? She’s running out of shite to spend pointless money on.

I'm dying

 

[Rabbit!69]

Can’t wait to see her model her new boots for us. To be fair I quite liked them but wonder if they will fit her calves?

 

[capriallie]

Can’t wait to see her model her new boots for us. To be fair I quite liked them but wonder if they will fit her calves?

I’m dying for her to buy the cowboy boots now

 

[Hereforthehottea]

The boots don’t fit her do they.

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Dan Dan says she wasn't on her phone much yesterday cos she was having too much fun with Chesney and her friends...but on holiday with just Chesney, she was never off her phone

 

[#ad#aff]

What is UP with her dayglo skin? Even next to girls who have probably fake tanned, she’s like the love child of David Dickinson and a packet of Wotsits.

 

[hereforalaugh38]

What is UP with her dayglo skin? Even next to girls who have probably fake tanned, she’s like the love child of David Dickinson and a packet of Wotsits.

But she doesn’t fake tan

 

[Sozhun]

She’s definitely one of your 5 a day

 

[Jovie]

I neeeeeed to know if the boots fit her! I love them but £100 is a lot praying she shows them on! I have similar calves to her