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Wahey shots firedBit like when she nuked someone’s pork in Marbs
Mmmmmm, how tasty does this dry ass pasta with a bit of cheese sprinkled on look 
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I really hope Dan and ches aren't on a water meter 
how many baths does that woman have!!! 
how many baths does that woman have!!! 
*Teletubby voice*
Coffee
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She speaks like a small child!
Coffee
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She speaks like a small child!
She’s clearly not calorie counting it’s all for the gram
Those Amazon curlers were worth it for this photo alone. You have to admire our Dan for putting herself on stories when she's wearing her curlers . It's a shame it's not green so she looks like a little tomato.
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The lumie alarm clock can't be that great if it can't even automatically adjust the time. Maybe she'll chuck it out and buy a more expensive one with daylight saving capabilities
She puts her mobile across the room and sets the alarm so she has to physically get out of bed to switch it off. The lumie helps with gradually lightening the room so she is awakened naturally. Who knows if she uses them in tandem or switches it up when she's feeling particularly adventurous
I have to be honest, I have an old style lumi light which is across the room, my phone is with it and in the mornings when the lumi alarm is going off, plus my phone alarm, plus alexa it's a bleeping riot!! I just shout at alexa to shut up while jumping out of bed to press the lumi to stop, unplug my phone at the same time and silence that... have a pee and get back into bed and sleep moreShe puts her mobile across the room and sets the alarm so she has to physically get out of bed to switch it off. The lumie helps with gradually lightening the room so she is awakened naturally. Who knows if she uses them in tandem or switches it up when she's feeling particularly adventurous
I have to be honest, I have an old style lumi light which is across the room, my phone is with it and in the mornings when the lumi alarm is going off, plus my phone alarm, plus alexa it's a bleeping riot!! I just shout at alexa to shut up while jumping out of bed to press the lumi to stop, unplug my phone at the same time and silence that... have a pee and get back into bed and sleep more
See yourself outDan is that you??I have to be honest, I have an old style lumi light which is across the room, my phone is with it and in the mornings when the lumi alarm is going off, plus my phone alarm, plus alexa it's a bleeping riot!! I just shout at alexa to shut up while jumping out of bed to press the lumi to stop, unplug my phone at the same time and silence that... have a pee and get back into bed and sleep more
Haha OK I'll see myself out....
Do you then make a CoFfEe?I have to be honest, I have an old style lumi light which is across the room, my phone is with it and in the mornings when the lumi alarm is going off, plus my phone alarm, plus alexa it's a bleeping riot!! I just shout at alexa to shut up while jumping out of bed to press the lumi to stop, unplug my phone at the same time and silence that... have a pee and get back into bed and sleep more
With a carefully selected song from the Spotify CoFfEe playlist?
Wow. Yes I do actually, I walk the dog and then make a coffee and go back to bed before getting ready for work. It's called the luxury of not having kids.
But i don't post to my stories with a carefully selected song on a playing, no.
But i don't post to my stories with a carefully selected song on a playing, no.
I think Dan is the boring bits of all of us rolled into one non-entity
Has she just started bathing in coffee to save time on her busy work days. Nothing like a bath in brown water. 
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