She was married before Instagram stories thank the lordWish I had been following her when she planned her wedding.
She was married before Instagram stories thank the lordWish I had been following her when she planned her wedding.
She’d probably affiliate link 10 different wedding dresses! Bet she looks back and sees it all as missed opportunities now.She was married before Instagram stories thank the lord
This made me laugh and feel sick at the same time. Can just imagine her blinky orgasm face, staring into the abyss!Maybe Ches is getting to finger her trinkety bits?!
He cooks dinner once in a while when it's her LoNg WoRkInG dAyDoes Ches do F all in the new build maybe not forever home?!
Carrots and parsnips are essential on a roast yet the last 2 roasts she's cooked hasn't had any parsnipsDirty Dan talks like she’s trying to get her word count up on an essay. So many unnecessary words that serve no purpose for the point she is trying to convey
Used the word roast 3 bleeping times. As if anyone’s looking at that photo wondering if it’s a bowl of cereal.Dirty Dan talks like she’s trying to get her word count up on an essay. So many unnecessary words that serve no purpose for the point she is trying to convey
Sunday dinner? Surely she means SUNDAY ROAST. On a Sunday you have a Sunday roast because it’s Sunday and that’s the best day to have a roast especially if you like to have a roast because roasts are good.I'm so glad she's told us that she only plans her lunch for the first 3 days.
Also....what the hell is Pizza Pasta?
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Its like super, SUPER exotic. Not sure if you're ready for this, but... its... hold onto your tits...now are you sure you can handle this?... Its pasta, with some kind of tomatoey herby sauce, with probably some meat, and likely some cheese. Woo, I need a sit down! *blinks*I'm so glad she's told us that she only plans her lunch for the first 3 days.
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trying to get all the good words in to talk then up in the hopes of a discount next timeDirty Dan talks like she’s trying to get her word count up on an essay. So many unnecessary words that serve no purpose for the point she is trying to convey
‘It was still an excellent roast and I will definitely be back’ Jesus, her writing is as monotone as her speaking! She’s one boring witchDirty Dan talks like she’s trying to get her word count up on an essay. So many unnecessary words that serve no purpose for the point she is trying to convey
"Best desert" like her food then?Dirty Dan talks like she’s trying to get her word count up on an essay. So many unnecessary words that serve no purpose for the point she is trying to convey
She is giving Marcus Mitchell a run for his money with her everyone ‘beauts’ all the timeWhat? All play & no play. Someone needs to proof read before posting
And it’s already been edited
The cynic in me says she’s done it on purpose to boost her engagement when people comment to say it’s wrong (it’s not worked!)She hasn’t even edited that caption guess she’s too busy blinking at a wall and mumbling Sunday roast to herself.