Itsdaniellesjourney #11 fingerbanged in Marbs, clearly overdoing the carbs.

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Dirty Dan talks like she’s trying to get her word count up on an essay. So many unnecessary words that serve no purpose for the point she is trying to convey
Carrots and parsnips are essential on a roast yet the last 2 roasts she's cooked hasn't had any parsnips 🙄
 
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Dirty Dan talks like she’s trying to get her word count up on an essay. So many unnecessary words that serve no purpose for the point she is trying to convey
Used the word roast 3 bleeping times. As if anyone’s looking at that photo wondering if it’s a bowl of cereal.
 
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I'm so glad she's told us that she only plans her lunch for the first 3 days.

Also....what the hell is Pizza Pasta?
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I'm so glad she's told us that she only plans her lunch for the first 3 days.

Also....what the hell is Pizza Pasta?
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Sunday dinner? Surely she means SUNDAY ROAST. On a Sunday you have a Sunday roast because it’s Sunday and that’s the best day to have a roast especially if you like to have a roast because roasts are good.
 
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I'm so glad she's told us that she only plans her lunch for the first 3 days.

Also....what the hell is Pizza Pasta?
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Its like super, SUPER exotic. Not sure if you're ready for this, but... its... hold onto your tits...now are you sure you can handle this?... Its pasta, with some kind of tomatoey herby sauce, with probably some meat, and likely some cheese. Woo, I need a sit down! *blinks*
 
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Dirty Dan talks like she’s trying to get her word count up on an essay. So many unnecessary words that serve no purpose for the point she is trying to convey
trying to get all the good words in to talk then up in the hopes of a discount next time
 
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Dirty Dan talks like she’s trying to get her word count up on an essay. So many unnecessary words that serve no purpose for the point she is trying to convey
‘It was still an excellent roast and I will definitely be back’ Jesus, her writing is as monotone as her speaking! She’s one boring witch 😴
 
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I don't think she's in any position to criticise someone else's cooking after we've seen her nuclear chicken and sawdust pasta 🤢
 
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Dirty Dan talks like she’s trying to get her word count up on an essay. So many unnecessary words that serve no purpose for the point she is trying to convey
"Best desert" like her food then?
 
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She hasn’t even edited that caption 😂 guess she’s too busy blinking at a wall and mumbling Sunday roast to herself.
 
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She hasn’t even edited that caption 😂 guess she’s too busy blinking at a wall and mumbling Sunday roast to herself.
The cynic in me says she’s done it on purpose to boost her engagement when people comment to say it’s wrong (it’s not worked!)
 
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