I was watching her 40th birthday party video the other day and my husband walked in and was so shocked at her age. Said she looks late 40s at best - he thought about 47 
It’s Em #5 Warty, Forty but definitely not sporty
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She's been in the same job for how long?I notice she's not very bright.......she just didn't understand the cushion that said 'I love you more than anything pumpkin'.....She said it over and over ....and the penny still didn't drop. If she reads here ...it meant 'I love you more than anything pumpkin related.....like pumpkin lattes; pumpkin pie; pumpkin cushions.......
Sure sign she's not too bright
Then compare that selfie to this photo just a few days ago! Her head is literally expanding
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Sorry, but he is a seriously unattractive bloke.
My husband 100% thinks he’s the 3rd proclaimer that wasn’t allowed in the band
I just asked my other half how old he thought they were, he said in their 50’s, when I told him their age, he said “oh blimey I was way off”.
I’m taking this personally as I too have a massive head!! We do exist .. as far as I know it’s not a disorder but you guys are making me think it is. I’m not overweight .. but I do have to order bigger size hats 
I have a big head too and thick hair I can’t fit into any hats either! BUT I think that when she’s such an idiot any flaws are magnified and the whole look is just hideous. If she was nice and not a narcissist I don’t think anyone would notice her big head!I’m taking this personally as I too have a massive head!! We do exist .. as far as I know it’s not a disorder but you guys are making me think it is. I’m not overweight .. but I do have to order bigger size hats
Im not not one to judge folks by their looks, am not an oil painting myself!
But, he must get pissed off with driving her everywhere?
Has anyone seen an old film from 90s called ‘so I married an axe mudderer’ with Mike Myers? I have always thought Chris looks like the old Scottish dad
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I laughed so hard at this! Love that filmHas anyone seen an old film from 90s called ‘so I married an axe mudderer’ with Mike Myers? I have always thought Chris looks like the old Scottish dad
I’m sure in the film there’s a sketch about the son having a BIG HEED haha ‘an orange on a tooth pick’I laughed so hard at this! Love that film
Thats Em He lap reminds me of the comedian bloke from dirty dancing
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Only difference is that neither Chris nor Em would or could walk a million miles for ANYTHING
A few weeks ago she said she was size 24 but today's vlog she's a 20/22 up top and 22/24 bottom half. I wish I could drop sizes that quickly.
The idea of a shirred dress is for it not to be at full stretch when it's on! She needs two sizes up - not one! She might only be a 20/22 on the top but, if that's the size of dress she's buying, then it's going to be 'snug' at the bottom .....
Especially the one she kept saying that the square neck was too much and not acknowledging how ridiculous it looked with the belt. What about the CHUNKY KNIT
She didn't like the first dress as it was way too tight on her stomach area which is by far her largest area so she couldn't wait to put the big cardigan over the top. Second one she preferred as it was much looser on the tum. Why doesn't she just say what we can all see? And dear God the roll neck under the red summer dress.... what the hell? IMO the last black embroidered dress was the best, would look nice if you had a winter wedding.
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