It's Em #16 Follow me for copycat themes, pity posts, and grifting schemes.

[alphabetadelta]

Is Chris a gambling addict? Every holiday (and consequent travel vlog) is centred around gambling, fruit machines and casinos. His FUPA is always smooshed against the fruit machines.

 

[Beverliara]

Bejaysus they've made a reel

Em and her carer Kim tomorrow

 

[zebby]

Just had a look at her mates blog. Good lord! I've had more fun watching paint dry! She does seem a bit on the slow side and very specific about times and details. Went to a flamingo place and saw flamingos . Wonder where they met these two plonkers.

Choir. B&M. HomeSense. Starbucks. The Range. Mayflower theatre. Hello Fresh reunion.

 

[Vixen88]

No mention of how/ where they booked this overnight ferry cruise, how much it cost according to package/ accommodation, whether those with additional needs are catered for and how etc etc…don’t give up your day job Em!

This is what I never understand from her and many like her. They're 100% only after free trips. Never anything about price, which if we’re all realistic, is the first thought given to travel, what your budget is.

Curious really, when something is a bargain most influencers are desperate to tell you something was £2.99 in B&M. The minute they’re going on a spendy holiday or buying a “designer” bag, no information. I’m never sure why they’re so cagey. We all know your Disney hols are in the 1000s, and your Teddy Blake (lol) bag is supposed to be £250+, so why not be more transparent?!

 

[Vixen88]

Tick ‘copying Mik’ again off your bingo card. Emma has never been interested in Velcro rollers until Mik was. Both had shit hair afterwards.

 

[evoway13]

Ahhh the botanical theme for her garden ........with the smell of beautiful flowers chemical ladened plastic plants.........

 

[Crybaby Tania]

The shower wasn’t particularly ‘roomy’ either

Can you imagine them two taking a shower together? 🫢

 

[evoway13]

I’ve said similar many times. She simultaneously acts like a spoilt child and a pensioner.

And the outfit change during a concert, fucking hell, does she think she’s the supporting artist?! If I was sitting near by, I’d have thought she’d pissed herself!

My son is a musician and even he doesn't do an outfit change during a gig!

 

[Patmullins1]

The (terrible) microblading was another direct Mik copy, I believe?

 

[Vixen88]

Imagine being that much of a sad sack that even Big Em has swerved you to sit in her hotel room alone.

 

[Buddylove]

 

[Hanna Spanna]

Oooh and make sure you visit Les Ramblers

 

[NotAppropriate]

I honestly feel pity for her… she tries soooo hard to show everyone she is living her best life and people should be envious when she clearly isn’t. The constant ‘oh I forgot to film what day is it’- it’s all a mask to make out she’s busy when she is clearly just sat in the mirror preening herself like a teenager showing us outfits and what she’s wearing. Buying the tik tok crap, talking about friendship bracelets and belting out Taylor swift songs to prove to everyone she’s a true fan it’s all a front to block out the massive hole in her life which she needs to get therapy for. I don’t know how she would be if she did have kids can’t imagine how she would manage and meet their needs first if this is what her life truly looks like she’ is a teenager in a middle aged woman’s body and she doesn’t make me jealous it has the complete opposite effect

 

[Patmullins1]

I hate TS with a passion, and think the whole Eras thing has been massively overhyped. My whole insta feed has been women - both those whom I know irl, and idiot influenzas - dressed like dicks and behaving like children.

I do know however several people who tried to get tickets last-minute for their actual kids, without success. Annoying to see fake fans like Big Em having tickets, just cos it’s ‘a thing’, pure going to film themselves acting like morons and eye-fucking their phones for the whole show.

She’s a complete try-hard saddo.

Also maybe the extra seat was intended for butler ‘The Chris’…. Then he realised he couldn’t fit his arse in it/couldn’t go 3.5 hours without a cheeseburger.

 

[alphabetadelta]

make up shopping at Sephora

It's really got me in the mood for our trip now

Make sure you pronounce Sephora with a Z, to get the true Emma vacay vibe.

 

[lottie111]

Just watched her latest slog and so mad about all the shit she buys from tik tok shop. 6 pairs of shit sunglasses! How many glasses does one person need? And a brush that’s meant for… fuck all. It’s just so wasteful. These are the people climate protestors should be angry with. Let’s all go round her gaff and put orange paint on her house

 

[Delia Smith]

I don’t want to offend but the friend seems special needs ? How many wonky photos of bread rolls do you need on your Insta??

 

[Tabia]

Saw this on another 'Influencer's' insta... I have....no....words the so called Influencer is on the left.... wtaf is the one wearing beside her? Are these eejets for real?

Who the hell are these lard arses?

 

[VirtualSignal]

About 3 mins into their woeful podcast Em is stifling a yawn…just think how we feel listening to it Em…I descended into a fecking coma

 

[Mushy]

It's so funny considering these people document every thought/thing online that she didn't mention being highly influenced by Mik's recent hair.

Just 'fancied a change' lol yeah but technically...

Maybe they can't bare to share the spotlight on their hyped up big hair reveals. I can't believe people still do it tbh. Teasing grown women strangers for days with threats of a new hairdo pic is actually bonkers isn't it