Those cheapo bright pink Collection lipliners are for the bin, so bad. Too tight to use the Tilbury ones day-to-day, they have to last until Mumsy or The Incredible Bulk buy her another for birthday or Christmas.
Its Em #12 Zuvi hairdryer kindly grifted, facial warts miraculously shifted
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Its Em Threads
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
If Chris is The Incredible Bulk then Emma must surely be The Incredible Sulk.
Ask anything but not the wrong thing as she’ll likely block you.
MANY questions we could ask but why bother if she’s going to ignore them.
MANY questions we could ask but why bother if she’s going to ignore them.
Attachments
I reckon she might address the choir, the gym, the holistic course, blame it all on perimenopause so had to give them up.
She’ll answer the usual shite questions about how she met Chris and vaguely answer what she does for a living 
On the set of Star Wars wasn't it?She’ll answer the usual shite questions about how she met Chris
Nah, it's even more shocking than that. Didn't they both work in a nightclub? Although she didn't say if it was one for pensioners.
Yeah I think they met loitering around the toilets at the nightclub they were both working at. She virtually wets herself telling the story, when it’s not remotely interesting. Can just imagine Big Chris on the door and Emma in the cloak room 
Questions for Em from me:
Does Charlie ever have a run off the lead?
Do your colleagues suddenly stop talking when you walk back into the office?
Do you ever look in the mirror and see what we see?
Does Charlie ever have a run off the lead?
Do your colleagues suddenly stop talking when you walk back into the office?
Do you ever look in the mirror and see what we see?
Were they the bouncers?Yeah I think they met loitering around the toilets at the nightclub they were both working at. She virtually wets herself telling the story, when it’s not remotely interesting. Can just imagine Big Chris on the door and Emma in the cloak room
If they weren't they are now !
Last edited:
He thinks he's Tom Cruise in Cocktail in his cupboard. Maybe he was head barman back then
Hope it wasn't a strip club, with Em working the pole!
Has she taken up Sumo wrestling ? 
the comment about the choir singing has got 17 likes. wonder if she'll actually address it.
- Status