Nothing if not predictable…’ooh that noice’ as she approaches some sequinned monstrosity ‘that’s funky I really like that’ etc, then as soon as she clocks it costs more than a tenner shes legged it.
Its Em #12 Zuvi hairdryer kindly grifted, facial warts miraculously shifted
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Its Em Threads
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
She takes the payment, accepts the goods, uses the services. As an influencer she must feel a moral duty to do her research before she recommends these companies. I would love to know if influencers can be sued for influencing their followers to use shady companies.
Well that slog was a surprise. tit sugary food. How's the healthy eating going? 
Noticed she looked at jeans, albeit silver coated ones, and then said she wished she'd tried on the sequinned jacket if she'd been wearing jeans and a blouse. When does she ever wear jeans and a blouse?
Someone said on here recently that she never wears jeans and should try some on...
Hi Em
Someone said on here recently that she never wears jeans and should try some on...
Hi Em
She would have tried the sparkly jacket if she had a blouse on. Pick one up off the shelf then. Absolutely no intention of buying it. Tighter than the proverbial duck.
Spot the big grease stain 
I know this is a bit pernickety, but it really annoys me the way she says we are 'headed' to m+s. She thinks she's American!
I replayed that. I didn't realise it was an American thing. I thought it was just dim Em not being able to speak properly.
Last edited:
Healthy eating gone in September, when „christmassy food” arrived at shops, and you know, with christmassy foodie you just have to treat yourself, don’t you. And by treat. I mean stuff yourself everyday like u stuff turkey for Christmas.Well that slog was a surprise. tit sugary food. How's the healthy eating going?
And then, just in few weeks time, she will start her annual moaning ritual about the diet culture, and it will be time to put spring plastic tat decorations on. And then, before we know, it will be summer
And then like all these effluencers, it'll be christmas come SeptemberHealthy eating gone in September, when „christmassy food” arrived at shops, and you know, with christmassy foodie you just have to treat yourself, don’t you. And by treat. I mean stuff yourself everyday like u stuff turkey for Christmas.
And then, just in few weeks time, she will start her annual moaning ritual about the diet culture, and it will be time to put spring plastic tat decorations on. And then, before we know, it will be summer
She's more suited to Bonmarchè. Do they still exist?
Chris comes across so greedy in that vlog, snatching at all the M&S Xmas junk food that he's clearly been desperate to top up on. Does he not know he can go to M&S any time he wants to and just pick it up if he's really that bothered 
- Turkey gravy mayo 
, a loaded cheese bakery loaf and a bag of merry much for himself and we aren't even in December. She's done him a bit dirty there, as usual it's obvious she bought more food than that but won't be showing it because she doesn't want any comments about her own diet.
Grappling at the standard length jumpers and saying they're 'too short' - they're just a normal length jumper. The length she's saying she wants a jumper to be is basically a jumper dress.
- Turkey gravy mayo , a loaded cheese bakery loaf and a bag of merry much for himself and we aren't even in December. She's done him a bit dirty there, as usual it's obvious she bought more food than that but won't be showing it because she doesn't want any comments about her own diet.Grappling at the standard length jumpers and saying they're 'too short' - they're just a normal length jumper. The length she's saying she wants a jumper to be is basically a jumper dress.
A standard jumper is short on her so how's that possible when she makes out she's diddy. She lies about her height like she does her clothes size.
I strung together a new thread name from your hysterical observations : Itsem #13 'I am an Christmas Robin - with a huge noggin'
Any other suggestions ???
Any other suggestions ???
I wonder if it's a Coventry expression cos we're a few miles away from where Em is from originally and we say we're headed to places. Can I stay in here or should I be headed off to another thread
If your still a member of the gym and choir and like rubbing people's heads whilst listening to pre WW2 music, you can stay.I wonder if it's a Coventry expression cos we're a few miles away from where Em is from originally and we say we're headed to places. Can I stay in here or should I be headed off to another thread
If your still a member of the gym and choir and like rubbing people's heads whilst listening to pre WW2 music, you can stay.
Fank's you're so niiiice. I'll repay your kindness with a Cricutted bit of B&M plastic tat and a glass mug of Poppets hot chocolate. I can't run to a posh cake cos Chris has eaten it all, but I've got a nice bit of Cherrrrrrryz cake left from the back of the cupboard.And ask for the money
She also mentioned those gingerbread biscuits would be nice as a stocking stuffer, another American saying. It’s FILLER you airhead.
- Status