Its Em #12 Zuvi hairdryer kindly grifted, facial warts miraculously shifted

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Watching Em is like watching a comedy sketch show. Obese middle aged woman being driven about in her mother's car wearing heart-shaped sunglasses, mispronouncing words and having crimped hair. She's just ridiculous
 
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'She said on TT that they couldnā€™t get in the Ritz cos they were wearing trainers šŸ¤£ '

What would they have ordered if they had got in ? A glass of tap water ? šŸ˜œ
 
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'She said on TT that they couldnā€™t get in the Ritz cos they were wearing trainers šŸ¤£ '

What would they have ordered if they had got in ? A glass of tap water ? šŸ˜œ
She wanted to see their tree šŸ˜†

The whole trip was just for her social media accounts. I love London but going there on Black Friday weekend is not fun!
 
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It looked like a bloody nightmare! Rammed with people! And driving that distance and back in one day all for the sake of a bauble, cheese twist and a McChicken sandwich! You'd think they'd have at least stayed overnight somewhere...obvs Em is too tight for such things!
 
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Doing a voice over on her London Post. Kim does this. Em would really piss me off if she was my 'friend'
 
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Chris giving his opinion about the table display šŸ˜†
It's only a shop set up Chris, to give people ideas, some people may have a much larger, grander dining table at home than you have luv. You have no imagination. It's a beautiful centrepiece, it could be removed to the sideboard during the dinner service, you could ask the butler to do it.
 
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I hope TV addict Em has watched the Channel 4 documentary about 'Better Help' !
 
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Chris giving his opinion about the table display šŸ˜†
It's only a shop set up Chris, to give people ideas, some people may have a much larger, grander dining table at home than you have luv. You have no imagination. It's a beautiful centrepiece, it could be removed to the sideboard during the dinner service, you could ask the butler to do it.
If my husband had an opinion on a table centrepiece in Fortnums I would shoot myself.
 
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I hope TV addict Em has watched the Channel 4 documentary about 'Better Help' !
Oooh, I've missed seeing about that. Will go and have a watch (when I've finished work, Cricutting the dog, choir practice and my workout at the gym).
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If my husband had an opinion on a table centrepiece in Fortnums I would shoot myself.
Mine would mutter something like "yeah, I don't mind, it's up to you" before edging towards the nearest Spoons for a cheeky pint.
 
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And calling it 'Arrods! How embarrassing. They're such an old fashioned cliche couple. Lovely reflection of em's ten to two feet as they walked in!
 
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I feel she represents everything that I dislike about influencers. Lack of critical thinking & social awareness, over consumption & consumerism. Over use of filters, lighting and angles AND lastly an extremely thin skin. If sheā€™s ever called out people are told to ā€œbe kindā€ when what the influencers really mean is be nice to me. A big part of kindness is telling people difficult truths. Sorry for essay
 
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If sheā€™s ever called out people are told to ā€œbe kindā€ when what the influencers really mean is be nice to me. A big part of kindness is telling people difficult truths.....
Exactly this!!!!

She's done a waddle around M & S with Chris - looking at clothing too small for her - handling pottery (my heart stopped as she clumsily put the crockware back ) then filling her basket with food!!! I know she reads here .... this is a gonk
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I feel she represents everything that I dislike about influencers. Lack of critical thinking & social awareness, over consumption & consumerism. Over use of filters, lighting and angles AND lastly an extremely thin skin. If sheā€™s ever called out people are told to ā€œbe kindā€ when what the influencers really mean is be nice to me. A big part of kindness is telling people difficult truths. Sorry for essay
That is spot on!
 
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She's just a big narcissistic toddler pensioner who wants strangers to feed her ego. She rarely replies to the comments she receives (will now). I bet she's counting down how many sleeps šŸ¤¢ until the big day when she can film herself opening all the presents she's been hinting she wants for months. Tit.
 
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