Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #230 You don't wanna mess with me. I know where I live.

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Why do I now have visions of Tone in front of his bathroom mirror, belting out "I shot the Sheriff" at the top of his lungs?
But I did not shoot the Deputy
I'm going to have this tune in my head all day
Yesterday it was the bloody Wombles, cheers Tony
 
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Alice as always is vile, but I'm still chortling at Loopy's "we need to implement the defense shields we developed in my Rose Army days..." It's a shame his name doesn't start with a P given he's a pompous, pretentious, patronising prick.
 
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Good spot. Funnily enough my HUB (iykyk ) and I were talking about Ioan's possible football affiliation whilst watching the rugby at the weekend. Never would have thought Liverpool though!
I was zooming in on the 7 inches but was distracted. Had to get my magnifying glass out of bedside drawer to triple check my eyes weren’t deceiving me! It seems he has resorted to popping to my local Oxfam shop and riffled through the donated bin bags of clothing and chanced upon my 10 year old nephew’s unworn LFC ‘leisure wear’
 
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This sounds plausible.
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By the way, still waiting for the note to be posted. I won't hold my breath.

And what is with the Evans siblings and toilets?
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WTF was he snipping??? The thought of snipping something down there is making me extremely anxious. Do men frequently snip on the loo?? Is that why they stay in there so long? Do we really want to know the answer?
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Well, at list he was already on the loo, since they made him s***t himself (sorry)
Interesting tendency that US and UK "cops" share - leaving unsigned notes that make no sense..
Unsigned notes on scraps of paper no less. Obviously the British and American police forces are too cheap to provide their cops with official notebooks.
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I’d assume it’s the art of using one’s external sphincter to cut short the bullshit that flows from one’s arsehole. Sadly, it seems Tone has no control over his.
Yep. We did not want to know.

Welcome to commenting Yoyosushi
 
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The only "scrap of paper" is usually a business card with contact details if you want to speak to the officer handling the case. But that's not really a "scrap of paper". Possibly if they were dealing with someone stroppy who demanded their badge number/crime reference number. But I have never heard of UK Police handing out those paper receipts like they do in the US. Do you think mAlice Tone is getting confused?
 
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It's bullshit to deflect the evaluation report being discussed, there was no visit. Moo!
 
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Oh are you thinking he was doing the old snipping the bush to make it look bigger trick? Maybe he wasn’t blessed with 7inches
 
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I can’t wait to see this totally legit note, come on Tone

He can’t even keep his (bs) story straight, I thought you were fast asleep in your beddy byes at 8pm Tone, not on the loo anxiously trying to snip your dump

 
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I love how he's trying to pull the bad health card now! According to him the "pain clothed coppers" claim he'd made 10 000 tweets about said person/people, now that really is sick!!
 
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Based on what I know of US law (Judge Judy) mothers are supposed to provide just as much for their kids as the dads are. It's 2024. AFE has no self-respect so it will boil down to forcing her to work. That's not gonna be easy though...
 
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I have a question…

I’m assuming she has been well and truly fucked off by the New Zealand hermit? No recent support for her from him?
 
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I have a question…

I’m assuming she has been well and truly fucked off by the New Zealand hermit? No recent support for her from him?
The support usually comes in the form of attacking Ioan and I think he's been asked to back down by Alice.
They really screwed up over the trolling about the attempted DVRO by tweeting abuse just hours after the event.
Alice won't want attention being brought up about this with the custody case looming.
He'll be back after the court case is my opinion as will Alice.
 
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