Your kitty looks like my late lamented boy. The boy who climbed the curtains until he was ten and jumped on people if they ignored him. He almost made a Baha'i eschew nonviolence. We kept him busy with regular play sessions. Feather on a stick. Ribbon on a stick. Cat dancer. Sparkle fish on a stick. We had a toy for every mood. We also got a mellow orange cat to help keep him busy.I’m incredibly, incredibly disappointed that there was no giant dildo for Tone to crash into (in a Vauxhall Nova with a busted spoiler). It would have been the perfect mishap for such a shattered wreck of a man. I confess that I had no idea he was busily doxxing some poor woman - what is the consensus of the Reddit claim re: threats to the wee girl? Do we think M***T is a fantasist, or is there verifiable proof that I’ve missed (in which case I send my apologies to the aforementioned)? It wouldn’t surprise me that Tone, as an offshoot/symbiotic personality/clone of Alice would be capable of such behaviour, though. He may be full of hot air, but he’s unbelievably nasty and unpleasant - his comments re: Bianca’s condition were abysmal.
I predict that Malice will try another round of legal abuse over the next thirty days - claiming to be unwell, breaking the DVRO and dragging poor Ella out for yet more paparazzi pictures. @Hiraeth: how long can she drag this out before being sanctioned by the court? (I really hope that you’re on the mend - flu is so rotten - and that Mr H. is well.)
My little round bear went to the vet yesterday as he was spooked so badly by a gust of wind from the chimney that he crashed his head into the underside of a table, and I was worried he’d concussed himself: the vet says he’s 2lbs overweight. He’s on special, very expensive food - two packets a day - and weightloss munchies which he adores (the trills, prips, meeps, chirps and spinning when the bag comes out are epic). He only goes out once a day, and does sometimes come back with chips or cheese from God knows where, but he’s not getting extra food from neighbours; and he gallops up and down five flights of stairs many times every day while playing. He’s a Bengal, so everything is a toy. Does anyone else have Bengals/weight loss suggestions? ******* is in beautiful condition, with glossy fur and bright eyes, but he’s beginning to look like Tom Kitten sans jacket, and it’s worrying me.
Given that he hasn’t asked for more money and after reading some of his client reviews I’m going with him being a no show tomorrow and then ghosting herWhat time do you think she will fire Bernal? I’ll go for 1.29pm…
Awww sweet justice. I’d end myself laughing.Given that he hasn’t asked for more money and after reading some of his client reviews I’m going with him being a no show tomorrow and then ghosting her
No Bernal will work for AFE until the checks bounce or she fires him, whichever is first. He probably has clients who refuse to pay (maybe fairly, maybe not) so he won't look a gift horse in the mouth. AFE is a chickenshit so I am leaning on her not firing Bernal as she will need someone to hide behind or blame when she doesn't get what she wants. If she pulls her old trick of firing him just before a hearing then the Judge needs to call her bluff and demand the hearings go ahead as planned with Alice Fanny Evans representing herself (just like she made Ella do).Given that he hasn’t asked for more money and after reading some of his client reviews I’m going with him being a no show tomorrow and then ghosting her
Your kitty looks like my late lamented boy. The boy who climbed the curtains until he was ten and jumped on people if they ignored him. He almost made a Baha'i eschew nonviolence. We kept him busy with regular play sessions. Feather on a stick. Ribbon on a stick. Cat dancer. Sparkle fish on a stick. We had a toy for every mood. We also got a mellow orange cat to help keep him busy.
I know! I’m so excited! I can take my son to school with no relying on others (apart from like today when I’m on bed rest) and I can nip to town!Wishing you many happy adventures on your scooter.
I had one before I needed a wheelchair and it was life changing!
I could go out...on my own, like a real grown up
Hello Turds…feel like I’m forever playing catch up at the mo!I’ve finished my course so waiting to hear if I’ve passed my last assignment, but I’m about to start a psychology course as I’m going to study at degree level from October if I can get funded sorted. Learning again has clicked my brain open and it’ll provide lots more job opportunities- looking around, a degree is required for so many jobs and my NVQ3 doesn’t cut it obviously, so this is the next best step. I’m going with the OU as I need to do it all from home in my own time and they are aware of my disabilities so they can make reasonable adjustments if needed. I’m honestly so excited!!!
I’ve also got my new mobility scooter coming tomorrow so at last I get some independence back! But for now I have a horrid lurgy that’s kicking my chest off and stopping me from sleepingbut I’m so happy about my plans that I don’t care
So Alice has gone quiet again? No gushing IG posts or anything? Hmmm well someone’s on their best behaviour before they go up before a judge again….
Are Alice and Ioan expected to attend this next round of court dates? Or is it just their lawyers?
Haha Bernal is worse than Saul Goodman
Haha Bristol Massive and the Chamber of the Giant Dildo. Jesus H, Tony is just a complete mess just like his sister. I’m not that far from Brizzle but I don’t think my scooter would make it thereIf Alice was actually famous Bernal could capitalise on this and do his own show. Better Call Bernal sounds good to me!
I hope you recover ASAP and I'm so happy and proud of you for kickstarting your life. Don't run anyone down with the scooter, unless you happen to ride past the Bristol Massive ofc!
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He's so lovely!It's so hard to keep them on a diet but it's great he loves the weightloss treaties. I've got no suggestions for dieting/exercising him. My boy is supposed to be on a diet, but every time I leave his side he expects treats when I return. Any time I eat something. Any time I breath. Pretty much all day every day! He is 17 with very painful arthritis and thankfully not too overweight, but he deserves all the loving and all the treaties.
Aww @Autisteuse thank youI’m so happy for you, SP - what a wonderful accomplishment, and how lovely that you’re going to be studying not only that which enlivens you, but can bring such relief and healing to others. I teach pre-University psychology, so if you ever want to have a chat about it on the other thread, just let me know! Also, congratulations on the new scooter - I hope you’re going to behave reprehensibly! Do feel better soon xx
screenshat in 3, 2, 1….Maybe he comes down my way for a seaside break - Hi TonyJust to let you know you’re a huge bellend and to stay away from Devon ya twat. Cheers! Now fuck
I told Kitten that you think him a lovely fellow, and he purrrred. He’s helping me with the cooking now - he has a thing for Chinese cabbage (get in line) and broccoli. And potatoes. And pizza. And chips. None of the things he’s allowed, basically! I understand The Look that only a Cat Can Give - that kind of accusatory yet pleading stare, as if they haven’t eaten for a hundred years. Or even a hundred and two… cherish your boy! One of mine lived until twenty and was still as permanently outraged and sour as ever…If Alice was actually famous Bernal could capitalise on this and do his own show. Better Call Bernal sounds good to me!
I hope you recover ASAP and I'm so happy and proud of you for kickstarting your life. Don't run anyone down with the scooter, unless you happen to ride past the Bristol Massive ofc!
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He's so lovely!It's so hard to keep them on a diet but it's great he loves the weightloss treaties. I've got no suggestions for dieting/exercising him. My boy is supposed to be on a diet, but every time I leave his side he expects treats when I return. Any time I eat something. Any time I breath. Pretty much all day every day! He is 17 with very painful arthritis and thankfully not too overweight, but he deserves all the loving and all the treaties.
I haven’t been screenshatted by the dipshit that is TotallyLonelyTony or by the malignant narc herself AFE. Feel sad and not wholescreenshat in 3, 2, 1….
Excellent idea except that the initials ACE are entirely misleading!Why isn’t it Alice Cunting Evans, asking for me…
Of course we can!! I’d be happy to suggest a few books for your reading list too, if you’d be interested… we could even use Alice Fucking Evans as a case study: malignant narcissism in theory and practice…Haha Bristol Massive and the Chamber of the Giant Dildo. Jesus H, Tony is just a complete mess just like his sister. I’m not that far from Brizzle but I don’t think my scooter would make it there
Maybe he comes down my way for a seaside break - Hi TonyJust to let you know you’re a huge bellend and to stay away from Devon ya twat. Cheers! Now fuck off
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Aww @Autisteuse thank youI’ve just ordered a few A-level psychology books secondhand to read alongside the course I’m doing. Registration opens in March and then I can start applying for a student loan. As a disabled student I may get discount but I have to fill in a form for that when the time comes and provide evidence which I’ve just got onto my surgery for so I’m all ready to go.
If we could talk on the other thread about it occasionally that would be amazing and so kind of you
Just need to find my learning feet again!
And yes I’m so so pleased to have a scooter - had to take out a loan for it as don’t qualify for any help but it’ll be worth it. Just got to find a wfh job now and it’ll all slot into place.
Thank you again for your kind words and offer and I hope you’re doing ok my lovely
Well yeah, as discussed on here before, she’s a psychologist’s dream….her behaviour is shocking, baffling but at the same time not surprising and makes sense in the context of her barking personality!Of course we can!! I’d be happy to suggest a few books for your reading list too, if you’d be interested… we could even use Alice Fucking Evans as a case study: malignant narcissism in theory and practice…
Marcia had her flight to Bristol booked within two seconds as well.I’m fully relieved that I wasn’t the only one who was present for the Giant Dildo Statue era who was utterly, utterly shocked to find out that it doesn’t even exist. My little mind is blown. I wonder if the Bristol tourism board took any weird phone calls.
Maybe that’s why accounts are locking. Out of all the ways that tattlers get to them, falling for a statue that doesn’t exist must have hurt big extraMarcia had her flight to Bristol booked within two seconds as well.
Feel pity for me, taking friends to Brizzle Airport next week and told them we will be going via a bloody great dildo...no idea how to break the news that they will have to make do with a visit to Costa or Wetherspoons instead of a huge erection in the streetI’m fully relieved that I wasn’t the only one who was present for the Giant Dildo Statue era who was utterly, utterly shocked to find out that it doesn’t even exist. My little mind is blown. I wonder if the Bristol tourism board took any weird phone calls.
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