If anyone can find a picture of Alice not doing a duck face with a sweet smile looking at Ioan, I will reward you with ONE POTATO (peeled by hand by a child).
I expect some turkey day madness. Gobble gobble
Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #222 A life of addiction & confliction, writing fiction while facing eviction
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I expect some turkey day madness. Gobble gobble
I hope the girls ate invited to have Thanksgiving dinner with friends. Alice should have the day she deserves.If anyone can find a picture of Alice not doing a duck face with a sweet smile looking at Ioan, I will reward you with ONE POTATO (peeled by hand by a child).
I expect some turkey day madness. Gobble gobble
Glom is my word of the day (after contemporaneous... those that get it, get it!)
Alice. Alice would love to be in that club. As long as she was the prettiest blondest size zeroest of them all. Unfortunately for her, apart from lacking any of these so-called qualities, none of the people in the photo could pick her out of a line up (including her bestest friend Mrs H).The invite was obviously size zero with long blond hair. Alice would have struggled with that.
Pretty nauseating that they don’t have anyone there who doesn’t fit the size zero and blonde troupe. Who would want to join that club.
Me too @Ametrine@Nixlondon, shout out to you and @Hiraeth for using the word "obstreperous", and helping me to expand my vocabulary
Just had to Google!
Never mind her eyes, Mal has lips that follow you around the room.If anyone can find a picture of Alice not doing a duck face with a sweet smile looking at Ioan, I will reward you with ONE POTATO (peeled by hand by a child).
I expect some turkey day madness. Gobble gobble
Saw this on memes thread and knew I had to share!
One happy boy, and the man who "hates dogs" in the background. Or is that his hand beside 
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Ugh had an Alice moment at dinner tonight (whole rat family is together for Thanksgiving in the US). A comment was made about how women who grow up with negative comments about their looks/etc. grow up to "marry abusers." Then some light joking, but then one wife started making some kinda rough comments about her husband, nothing too crazy, just a bit uncomfortable. Being the silly rat I am, I tried to change the subject with a joke. I said, "what about for men that are abused?" lightly referring to the wife's comments and she backed off with a laugh.
But then my sister frowns and says "men can't be abused! They're bigger, he could knock her down with one punch."
Trying to keep the peace and knowing my sister loves nothing more than a fight, I just had to walk away, but it made me so frustrated. Especially as my sister has emotionally abused me, my parents, and I'm 99% sure her own husband. I don't think she's a narcissistic, but maybe a bit sociopathic.
As I thought about it more, it sort of reshaped my view of Alice. I'd kind of thought she knew she was being abusive and malicious, but seeing my sister just being misogynistic and stubborn, it hit me like... this woman truly thinks she can do no wrong, and Ioan wasn't abused since he didn't "hit back."
Good luck to any other American tattlers out there gathering with family now
it's wonderful and stressful lol
But then my sister frowns and says "men can't be abused! They're bigger, he could knock her down with one punch."
Trying to keep the peace and knowing my sister loves nothing more than a fight, I just had to walk away, but it made me so frustrated. Especially as my sister has emotionally abused me, my parents, and I'm 99% sure her own husband. I don't think she's a narcissistic, but maybe a bit sociopathic.
As I thought about it more, it sort of reshaped my view of Alice. I'd kind of thought she knew she was being abusive and malicious, but seeing my sister just being misogynistic and stubborn, it hit me like... this woman truly thinks she can do no wrong, and Ioan wasn't abused since he didn't "hit back."
Good luck to any other American tattlers out there gathering with family now
it's wonderful and stressful lol
I'm so sorry, @priusrat. I can relate with your family experience well. I know holidays are definitely bittersweet because of the disagreements caused by certain family members. I hope you can spend time with those family members whose presence is a source of joy to you. 
This time of year makes me appreciate Tattle a lot. As the saying goes, "good friends are God's apology for family."
This time of year makes me appreciate Tattle a lot. As the saying goes, "good friends are God's apology for family."
Yes, I certainly appreciate Christmas now, spending it alone, cuddling my animals. No more crying in the kitchen after words flying across the table.I'm so sorry, @priusrat. I can relate with your family experience well. I know holidays are definitely bittersweet because of the disagreements caused by certain family members. I hope you can spend time with those family members whose presence is a source of joy to you.
This time of year makes me appreciate Tattle a lot. As the saying goes, "good friends are God's apology for family."
And my cat and dogs have excellent taste in choosing my presents!
She has no dignity. A so-called friend has some great party and don't invite me, clearly I am not in the friend category. No way I'm creeping on their Insta and posting comments. I will just quietly go about my business and accept that they regard me as an acquaintance at best. Why humiliate yourself like that.
Alice has been throwing her own pity party for three years now!
Bet she fancies Ella modelling for Tommy with that “all American teen vibe” thing.
Can you imagine what tat Alice would have worn to at the TH event she commented on?
Was your sister the spoilt Golden Child? It does sound like she would abuse her husband. A lot of abusive women bank on the fact that a good man won't attack back even if the woman hits them, like AE did with IG. It's not about who has the most upper body strength, it's about who behaves abusively.
There's a thin line between narcs and sociopaths - I guess sociopaths just take things further than narcs do.
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Well they always have a justification for their abuse and if the law gets involved it's "legal abuse" as they are the victim.this woman truly thinks she can do no wrong, and Ioan wasn't abused since he didn't "hit back."
I bet she would have worn it with those weird spin cycling shoes for a sporty aesthetic!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of our lovely American Turds. Not Alice though, I hope she chokes on a turkey bone. I have her on my celeb death pool list so good points too.
Also, 2024 voting opens soon, a few of you have already popped across. Funniest thread on Tattle!
Also, 2024 voting opens soon, a few of you have already popped across. Funniest thread on Tattle!
Can you imagine any of us behaving this way? https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/nov/22/tiktok-overheard-gossip-sharing-trend
It seems the antithesis of what Tattle is about - containing gossip in a minute corner of the internet and staying far, far away from the subject of the gossip. I have no desire to be within ten miles of Alice, Meghan Markle (urgh), or another ‘influencer’ on whom I comment, Ashley James - I can’t imagine revealing random strangers’ private information and feeling virtuous about it.
I can imagine Alice doing this, though. And thinking that she is in the right - that she is morally superior.
@Hiraeth @ButterTart What do you think are the sanctions Alice could realistically face as a consequence of her ongoing campaign? Will Judge Josh hit her with community service or even limited prison time, given that there is no way she will ever, ever give up - one of the hallmarks of her character is her tenacity - and what would happen to the girls in that instance? In short, what does Alice’s future look like from the legal and financial perspective?
Also, to any psychologists/counsellors out there: how long is reunification therapy supposed to last, and how quickly is it likely to work (if it ever can) given that the perpetrator is still dripping poison into those poor girl’s ears on a daily basis? If Alice were arrested, whom would the kids go to? Is she banking on the fact that she has so thoroughly isolated them to keep herself out of prison?
I just can’t see how this will play out in the long run. (And apologies for waffling so much; I’ve been dealing with insomnia of late, and it’s affecting my lucidity.) So Alice and the girls are evaluated. The girls receive counselling. Alice receives therapy. She will be financially penalised every time she tries to interfere with the therapuetic process. She refuses to work and has no income, has squandered IG’s money and is living beyond her means. She could be found in contempt of court. The girls won’t talk to their father. They’re supposedly going to be homeless again imminently. What’s the endgame?
Sorry that this is all so vague - I just can’t see how this is going to work, or end well under any circumstances.
It seems the antithesis of what Tattle is about - containing gossip in a minute corner of the internet and staying far, far away from the subject of the gossip. I have no desire to be within ten miles of Alice, Meghan Markle (urgh), or another ‘influencer’ on whom I comment, Ashley James - I can’t imagine revealing random strangers’ private information and feeling virtuous about it.
I can imagine Alice doing this, though. And thinking that she is in the right - that she is morally superior.
@Hiraeth @ButterTart What do you think are the sanctions Alice could realistically face as a consequence of her ongoing campaign? Will Judge Josh hit her with community service or even limited prison time, given that there is no way she will ever, ever give up - one of the hallmarks of her character is her tenacity - and what would happen to the girls in that instance? In short, what does Alice’s future look like from the legal and financial perspective?
Also, to any psychologists/counsellors out there: how long is reunification therapy supposed to last, and how quickly is it likely to work (if it ever can) given that the perpetrator is still dripping poison into those poor girl’s ears on a daily basis? If Alice were arrested, whom would the kids go to? Is she banking on the fact that she has so thoroughly isolated them to keep herself out of prison?
I just can’t see how this will play out in the long run. (And apologies for waffling so much; I’ve been dealing with insomnia of late, and it’s affecting my lucidity.) So Alice and the girls are evaluated. The girls receive counselling. Alice receives therapy. She will be financially penalised every time she tries to interfere with the therapuetic process. She refuses to work and has no income, has squandered IG’s money and is living beyond her means. She could be found in contempt of court. The girls won’t talk to their father. They’re supposedly going to be homeless again imminently. What’s the endgame?
Sorry that this is all so vague - I just can’t see how this is going to work, or end well under any circumstances.
Happy Thanksgiving to all our U.S. Turds! 
Just dropping by to announce that Alice has indeed completed and published her tell-all memoir. Did you all get your copy yet? She chose a pen name, which I can only assume is to protect her from the vile and completely unjustified personal attacks from a bunch of frustrated, middle-aged, dumped, ugly, abusive, stupid and depressed shrews on this evil platform named Tattle (which, incidentally, is run by Bianca and Ioan - but shhhh, don't tell anyone!).
The good news is that it looks like she still doesn't leave the house but has at least started to build rapport with somepoor bastards fellow human beings and moved closer to the beach.
#pageturner #pulitzer #nobelprize #worldwidephenomenon #nytbestseller #billionaireauthor #literarygenius
(My apologies to the actual author of this actual book, but I just found it too funny to not post)
Just dropping by to announce that Alice has indeed completed and published her tell-all memoir. Did you all get your copy yet? She chose a pen name, which I can only assume is to protect her from the vile and completely unjustified personal attacks from a bunch of frustrated, middle-aged, dumped, ugly, abusive, stupid and depressed shrews on this evil platform named Tattle (which, incidentally, is run by Bianca and Ioan - but shhhh, don't tell anyone!).
The good news is that it looks like she still doesn't leave the house but has at least started to build rapport with some
#pageturner #pulitzer #nobelprize #worldwidephenomenon #nytbestseller #billionaireauthor #literarygenius
(My apologies to the actual author of this actual book, but I just found it too funny to not post
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