Agreed, I don't think she was ever anything special either, she has always looked hard faced and yeh she was slim but her figure wasn't anything special.Oh please! She was never anything special. All she had was her height and weight. Otherwise she just could be a suburban housewife. Without OP and I she was nothing. And that teal outfit is a real stinker.
This reminds me of something sweet the now Princess of Wales said about her gorgeous little Prince George and I always loved it. “George is a very podgy baby.”Portly is a lovely word. If anyone asks, my cat is portly. And if anyone dares to suggest he's fat, I'll come for you like Alice in a carpark. (Fur baby and I have just discovered Churu's. He might be a little bit more than portly...)
The black and white wouldn't be too bad if she hadn't then gone over the top with the hideous belt. The 1970s tablecloth doesn't go with the boots. The blue bedsheet is rather restrained for Malice and I'm surprised that she hasn't added ribbons to the shoes. That black sequinned dress is so short that I only hope that her 'badly packed kebab' wasn't on display - very muttony.I thought I'd kick off the AE rave thread with some more pics of her in her prime:
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^ sporting an Alice Evans original no less. No wonder the orders came flooding in
OK I admit I was looking for the picture of her emerging from a hedge, Homer Simpson style, to show someone for a giggle. Help me out anyone?
And I wonder why her x hub had ED?
The dog blanket is a better look than all these.The black and white wouldn't be too bad if she hadn't then gone over the top with the hideous belt. The 1970s tablecloth doesn't go with the boots. The blue bedsheet is rather restrained for Malice and I'm surprised that she hasn't added ribbons to the shoes. That black sequinned dress is so short that I only hope that her 'badly packed kebab' wasn't on display - very muttony.
She has the worst taste of anyone I've ever seen and I'm including Sam Smith in that. She can start out well and then she adds the WTF. The tin eye rules.
Would you say it's a...dump smell?She always looked like she had a bad smell to me
How many noses has she had? She'll be like Danniella Westbrook soon if she's not careful.It's fascinating seeing these photos of her. Her nose is different in every one.
You know when your driving behind a bin lorry on a hot day? That smellWould you say it's a...dump smell?
I must admit to performance anxiety as to whether I can come up with something more outlandish than Bianca and Welp meeting up in Düsseldorf. The socks have raised the bar!Speaking of the IRS, I am eagerly awaiting the next installment of @kingseven's story!
She's an annoying cow. My dad got to do security when GMTV used to have the summer roadshows back in the day...the dickhead got me H from Steps autograph on a bit of paper even though it was Lee I liked at the time while he got my wee sister a t-shirt signed by bands and people who were there...and he still says he doesn't have favouritesLorraine isn’t well liked here. The object of ridicule constantly. She comes across insincere and fake.
Aww Kenny Dalglish, what a man. I’m very fond of his home team
What you do is important and a hell of a lot funnier.I must admit to performance anxiety as to whether I can come up with something more outlandish than Bianca and Welp meeting up in Düsseldorf. The socks have raised the bar!
(As a side note Hiraeth I beam with pride whenever you praise me considering the actual important work you do in getting the court docs and sharing them with your expert analysis and exposing the Abuser, whilst I piss about making fan girl videos of Alun and giving a backstory to squirrels, rats, and a cheese string)
This is enough to know that this woman has always had a tenuous grip on reality.
I'm pretty sure Farmers started out for farmers, a bit like what Farmlands is today. Farmers is by go to for underwear and their homewares are pretty good too.We have a department store here called Farmers and for years my hyper-intelligent (but common sense deficient) hub thought it was a shop just for farmers, so he never went in. He was astounded when we went on our first shop for manchester and he was allowed in
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So, Bianca is "bored shitless" when she posts selfies but if Alice does it it's ok and it somehow shows that she is strong and living her life or whatever? Double standards, ey?
I also just saw that this and it just doesn't quite make sense to me:
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Where exactly am I infantilising him? By calling him naive? Being naive can't be associated to a certain age. I've met 18 year olds that are more mature than 30 or 40 year olds. Also, the fact that they have to bring up Biancas illness again... why? It wasn't part of my comment but they felt the need to mention it again. Interesting, isn't it?
Oh I love the princessThis reminds me of something sweet the now Princess of Wales said about her gorgeous little Prince George and I always loved it. “George is a very podgy baby.”
Years and years ago I saw Danniella in real life..beautiful fresh faced with nice hair, lovely figure and dressed really nicely. The drugs and lifestyle has turned her into this!How many noses has she had? She'll be like Danniella Westbrook soon if she's not careful.
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Thistle is a discerning bun. Such a plush beaut.Oh please, no way Bianca would hurt a bunny.
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Thistle judging Alice.
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