Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #202 Bern, Baby (Angel), Bern, GRIFTER INFERNO

[Ametrine]

Congratulations to me, @Ametrine, for the winning thread title! It’s the longer name for BernAl, the couple who are a match made in grifting hell.

Recap

• The hearing occurred. Three minute orders came out of it. @Hiraeth’s analysis of the documents is here.
• Ioan submitted his Ex Parte Request. Here is the document/Hiraeth’s analysis is here.
• Ioan submitted his pre-nup. Here is the document.
• The GAL also filed an Ex Parte application. Here is the document.
• Alice most likely tipped Daily Mail reporters off, who were at the court, but the judge banned them and all media from the child custody hearing. A story still appeared in the Mail.
• Thanks to @ButterTart and @Hiraeth for purchasing the documents.
• Tone has been locked out of Twitter. So far, there’s not been a conclusive sighting of a new Alice sock.
• Poll result: 97.6% of Turds think Alice will pull a stunt this weekend to try and ruin Ioan’s Comic Con appearance.

So much happened that I’m sure I’ve missed some stuff out. Turds, feel free to add your recaps, particularly with more info about the legal happenings.

Please stick to the main players, and obscure any identifying info from screenshots from those who are not Alice (or her latest sock), and those who do not have more than 10k social media followers.

 

[Idontevengohere]

Could you add all of the above as an option?

 

[Whodofthunk]

Could you add all of the above as an option?

Thank you. I was so frustrated trying to pick just one. I'm thinking all of them too, except the one where she's cleaning. We all know she isn't doing that.

 

[Ametrine]

This is the thread where I discovered that the maximum number of poll options is 12.

 

[Snotbuster]

It sounds like an acknowledgement that perhaps one partner would decide to be a SAHM--but that wouldn't change the terms of the prenup. So even though Alive gave up her white-hot Hollywood career to be a SAHM, she assumed the risk of her choices. So claiming that she gave up everything for him and got smacked upside the head as a SAHM doesn't fly. She signed the prenup with an acknowledgement/reminder in black and white that becoming financially dependent didn't change any term in the prenup.

 

[Whodofthunk]

Hopefully, we won't get anymore pics of her touching herself. I can live without that for a long time. Unfortunately, you can't filter stupid.

 

[Dinate]

Why have we gone green? I thought my eyes had gone crazy for a minute.....*


*Wait, it isn't just me is it?

 

[AsYouLikeIt]

Congratulations to me, @Ametrine, for the winning thread title! It’s the longer name for BernAl, the couple who are a match made in grifting hell.

Recap

• The hearing occurred. Three minute orders came out of it. @Hiraeth’s analysis of the documents is here.
• Ioan submitted his Ex Parte Request. Here is the document/Hiraeth’s analysis is here.
• Ioan submitted his pre-nup. Here is the document.
• The GAL also filed an Ex Parte application. Here is the document.
• Alice most likely tipped Daily Mail reporters off, who were at the court, but the judge banned them and all media from the child custody hearing. A story still appeared in the Mail.
• Thanks to @ButterTart and @Hiraeth for purchasing the documents.
• Tone has been locked out of Twitter. So far, there’s not been a conclusive sighting of a new Alice sock.
• Poll result: 97.6% of Turds think Alice will pull a stunt this weekend to try and ruin Ioan’s Comic Con appearance.

So much happened that I’m sure I’ve missed some stuff out. Turds, feel free to add your recaps, particularly with more info about the legal happenings.

Please stick to the main players, and obscure any identifying info from screenshots from those who are not Alice (or her latest sock), and those who do not have more than 10k social media followers.

I think it's possible she won't be able to pull an online stunt this weekend as she is locked out of everything. I personally think she won't be going to her convention next week and the reason will be that she is in the hospital for something.

 

[frobly-mobly]

These threads moves so fast every time I log on I'm like

I wonder if he’s managed to delete any tweets? Or whatever the duck we’re calling them these days.

I didn't get a chance to reply to this from the last thread but I saw someone suggest eXcrete as a replacement term for tweet. I couldn't think of anything more apt than this for the eXcrement some of these fuckers let loose on X.

 

[I_dream_of_Snyders]

I think it's possible she won't be able to pull an online stunt this weekend as she is locked out of everything. I personally think she won't be going to her convention next week and the reason will be that she is in the hospital for something.

Yeah I see a fake illness for either her or one of the kids. She's not going to show, she's too lazy and wants any reason to play the victim and not work.
Her 3 followers will still support her though I'm sure, they have nothing else to do it seems.

 

[Loveu2]

Jesus.

 

[Sonz1981]

What happened to Colin, salad cream guy? Did they fall out ? Have I missed something as he’s never mentioned at all. No gifts sent for ages ?

 

[WinterSolstice]

There’s also a possibility of (further) repugnant false allegations.

however I hope they have information about the socks they can use should anything untoward happen.

 

[Loveu2]

Yeah I see a fake illness for either her or one of the kids. She's not going to show, she's too lazy and wants any reason to play the victim and not work.
Her 3 followers will still support her though I'm sure, they have nothing else to do it seems.

Alice will be afraid to let people see her after the filtered fashion show photos.

 

[Tabitha D]

There’s also a possibility of (further) repugnant false allegations.

While that’s a distinct possibility, I think Alice has very little credibility with the courts / police. That little stunt she pulled with Ella and the attempted DVRO showed us that.
I wouldn’t put it past her though. She’ll be getting desperate.

 

[Old Soak]

Carried over from page 54, last thread

from Mad Betty

 

[KikiFromNy]

Jesus.

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Spoiler alert. They always think he is a complete nutsack.

 

[Piglet&Pooh]

Yeah I see a fake illness for either her or one of the kids. She's not going to show, she's too lazy and wants any reason to play the victim and not work.
Her 3 followers will still support her though I'm sure, they have nothing else to do it seems.

Yeah fake illness complete with "sad face" selfies for the Daily Mail

 

[AsYouLikeIt]

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While that’s a distinct possibility, I think Alice has very little credibility with the courts / police. That little stunt she pulled with Ella and the attempted DVRO showed us that.
I wouldn’t put it past her though. She’ll be getting desperate.

Yup. From now on any accusation made against Ioan and Bianca will been seen as vexatious.

 

[Old Soak]

Spoiler alert. They always think he is a complete nutsack.

Thank god for instinct. people might be fooled by narcs but can spot a creep a mile away