He should be watching the final of the Women's Rugby World Cup like the rest of us normal NZers.I actually laughed at that. He is so desperate to be seen as a hero, isn't he? Is that what he honestly thinks it takes to have sex with a real, live woman these days? Because he's got to be in it for a shag, surely? No bloke would go to those lengths if they didn't think sex would be a possible reward (call me a cynical old bat...you would be quite correct!).
I presume it isn't working and he is still living in his mum's basement?
If Alice has no money, the last thing she should be doing is racking up the additional lawyers hours that will be the fall out of this latest rant.
Poor Ioan must be thinking, what the actual duck does he have to do to get away from this witch.