Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #135 Bianca's birthdaying on a rock, Alice is looking for dinocock

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Given the general level of neglect, dirt and filth in that place, I can’t imagine the state of the pool. 😕
 
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I see Alice has top billing in the thread title for the first time! ;) 😁
Alice, or as mAlice, has been in the title 50+ times...
#135 Bianca's birthdaying on a rock, Alice is looking for dinocock
#134 She’s been quiet for a spell, she’s ‘in divorce PRO hell’(or in a cell?)
#133 In the Mail, risking jail, will the GoFundMe cover bail?
#132 She walks in the valley of doll heads, nothing left but her turdy threads
#131 A 3 year ban on Alice’s gob—but will she ever get a job?
#130 Alice Evans GoRefundMe!
#129 Want some cheese with that $160 whine, Malice?
#128 From the cover of Hello to a PRO!
#127 Get a job before your kids do Alice!
#126 Alice is 54 - on her birthday, do you want more? RAWR!
#125 Alice thinks she's wily - enter Anne Kiley
#124 2 year bender, no surrender!
#123 Oi Alice, the reason you're so bloated is because you're full of it
#122 Only a pineapple ring needed to complete the meaty display
#121 She's just the bargain basement Meghan Markle
#120 THE CAPS ARE ON, but Ioan's not home!
#119 Quit the drink, ditch the brother, get off the floor and - Be A Mother!!
#118 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd. We stand with Elsie & Ella.
#117 To be a dirty sock or to sell dirty socks, that is the question
#116 Cont Y Mor
#115 Squatters to the left, Tattlers to the right Stuck in the middle with a TRO
#114 Every day I am thankful I am not Alice Evans
#113 St. Malice, Patron Saint of Victimhood
#112 GRUFFUDD!!!
#111 Hey Alice, get a job and go fund yourself!
#110 I don't eat baby sheet stirrers
#109 I'm Alice Evans, my life’s a mess, I need a GoFundMe to buy Panda Express
#108 Alice Evans - penniless and down to her last $20,000 Bulgari Watch
#107 We Stand With Ioan Gruffudd
#106 Wake Up and Smell the Covfefe, Alice.
#105 I will always love and re bf never every one of you
#104 When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interfere
#103 Alice Evans - You Can't Handle the Truth!!!
#102 See you next Tuesday, the premiere of 102 Damnations
#101 She claims spending all day weeping, can you smell the bull seeping
#100 One more week till the PRO, who knows how low she will go?
#99 Yo chose a woman with MS rather than BS
#98 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat
#97 Her last hoorah was tits on show, tick tock tick tock incoming PRO
#96 Yo & B did their 1st event, Alice stayed home and used Jasper to vent
#95 Alice knows her ABC’s… but missed out P, R and O
#94 Covid negative, but positively desperate for attention
#93 Give a man some peace and he will thrive. 🖤
#92 The Chronicles of YoBee
#91 Tattle, who I met at Alice’s meltdown
#90 Ioan has no socks because Alice used them all
#89 Alice turning water into wine, kidneys working overtime.
#88 More socks than in a department store, Alice doesn't believe less is more
#87 Selfies galore: Alice, do you WANT MORE?
#86 You're not homeless if breaking the TRO lands you in jail
#85 Nothing says I wuv u like a hypothetical disregard of a restraining order
#84 When the Ioan gets tough, the Gruffs get goin (to Europe)
#83 Bianca looks to be thriving, whilst Alice is dressed to go diving.
#82 I’d rather be an unobtrusive lurker than an Alice Evans shirker
#81 I'll never understand what I did wrong
#80 Alice the Shartful Dodger, can't say anything at all, except when she does
#79 Ioan got a restraining order but Alice wants a remaining order
#78 Cancel ur ho abs my TRO
#77 Honk the Hornblower
#76 Alice Evans abs the amazing disappearing black eye
#75 claims she's reached out to Bianca, the evidence shows she's a lyin merchant banker
#74 Alice Evans the smartest person in the room. So long as it's empty.
#73 Legally blocked immediately
#72 102 ways to threaten and coerce Coglet
#71 Alice shouts she’ll win in court, but let’s just look at Ioan’s report…
#70 (no thread title)
#69 Alice's eye: BLACKED IMMEDIATELY!
#68 Lipstick is red, Alice is blue; alone on Valentine’s Day, boo hoo
#67 a slug of Moonshine
#66 Better a ray of sunshine than a row of sharp ones
#65 Alice E smoking one fat doobie while talking smack to the squirrel & rat
#64 Alice is still completely barmy, here comes her rosé army
#63 get a job Alice!
#62 Alice wails “No money for the maid”, then buys a Tesla (fully paid)
#61 I reddit on the grapevine
#60 we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it
#59 She sleeps on a throne of lies
#58 Goodbye, Gloria, my old friend. I hope to hire you back again
#57 Alice needs to come back abs finished what she sharted
#56 I've got 99 filters but a pool filter ain't one
#55 More Easter eggs than a Taylor Swift album
#54 hashtag Alice for presisent!
#53 Don't be bitter, be Bee!
#52 More projection than a silent movie theater
#51 A threat of court cut her Twitter short
#50 Fifty Threads of mAlice
#49 Life w/o Twitter, she’s falling apart! But he's come to save her: A Shart
#48 Alice, you've been served
#47 Alice, Alice, where the feck is Alice?
#46 There's a rat in me Prius what am I gonna do?
#45 Alice is a walkin’ talkin’ tweetin’ stalkin’ mafia moll
#44 Ioan’s toothbrush has left the building!
#43 Hag not hag. Just throw some tat on a bag
#42 How to Tone your abs
#41 Alice still has Phil-ings for Ioan but will never a-Tone for her actions
#40 AE thought she was a ninja till a squirrel binned her
#39 more holes in her story than a 99c colander
#38 Whatever your trauma happens to be, don’t forget it’s all about ME
#37 "Poor me... another sharp one!"
#36 The Tales of 1,000 Ioans
#35 Vagina revokers and ego strokers, but his lawyer’s letters nearly broke her
#34 Game of Tone's
#33 She's a soap opera inside a horror film inside a documentary & she's free
#32 Alice, please won't you stop tweeting? 30 Biancas need their sleeping!
#31 Hello Bubba Bear, Goodbye Old Soak
#30 Alice has the ick, but Bianca’s got the dick
#29 We three wines in Alice’s bar, causing Tweets that travel so far..
#28 Christmas time, Alice has had wine, hope the lawyers don't resign
#27 Narc rage sells, narc rage sells, narc rage all the way!
#26 Ioan & Bianca get papped out walkin, Check behind all trees for Alice stalkin
#25 All I want for Christmas isn’t you.
#24 Better lock tweets, better not lie: Tattle Turds are coming to town
#23 The Sane Pedestal: Hub lift her up where she belongs
#22 On the 12th day of Xmas my hubby sent to me, a restraining order & a 730
#21 Silent night, holy night, Alice isn’t calm and certainly isn’t very bright
#20 Alice is a troll, don’t disagree or she'll call Instapol!
#19 One Bianca, Two Bianca, Three Bianca, Four…
#18 102 Defamations
#17 Her house is extra dusty, I bet she smells all musty
#16 More embellishments than a pair of Alice Evans Nike trainers
#15 Cryin, lyin, still denyin - Marmite, wolves & monkeys flyin
#14 Let bogans be bogans
#13 Consciously uncoupled from reality
#12 Embellisher of handbags, Nike Airs and the truth
#11 Never, ever, ever getting back together
#10 zero percent interest loan
#9 102 Divorce reasons
#8 As unhinged as her bathroom door
#7 Socks at dawn
#6 Alice still so bitter, all over Twitter
#5 Malice in wonderland
#4 He’s just not that into you
#3 Only communicating through the wizard
#2 From the frying pan into the fire, don’t risk your ex’s Ire!
Ioan Gruffudd/Alice Evans
 
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Grief thieving once again. What an obviously performative post.
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mentioning a divorce in a tribute LMAO

reckon she tries to bait "see, you can care for your ex-spouse" reactions over this

Just blurt it out on the internet though eh?

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she totally does tell them (past behavior predicts future), but she has been called out for involving her kids so she needs to pretend now that she doesnt
 
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mentioning a divorce in a tribute LMAO

reckon she tries to bait "see, you can care for your ex-spouse" reactions over this


she totally does tell them (past behavior predicts future), but she has been called out for involving her kids so she needs to pretwend now that she doesnt
She mentioned it on the post of Emma. As usual, that dog looks stressed out.
 
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She is unreal. Still getting away with it though. The video of Ella doing the gymnastics move Ioan was helping Ella with is a clear FU to him too. Horrible.
 
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Grief thieving once again. What an obviously performative post.
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I ran this one through Google translate too…

“I am definitely, absolutely good friends with another famous actress.

I didn’t really know this person BUT I DO KNOW YOU. Remember that time you got divorced, LIKE ME? Look everyone, I can identify human feelings. I have insider knowledge of the show bizness scene because I am Also Famous.

Vague compliment for legitimacy. I am capable of emotion! Use of nickname to prove how close we are.TRADEMARK EMOJI OVERLOAD.”
 
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Her dear, dear friend. They don’t even follow each other I don’t think.
You're right, they don't. Am I the only one who finds it a bit off that mAlice posted that when Natasha hasn't (yet?) acknowledged his death on Instagram? So desperate to grief thieve. Awful woman.
 
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Alice, or as mAlice, has been in the title 50+ times...
#135 Bianca's birthdaying on a rock, Alice is looking for dinocock
#134 She’s been quiet for a spell, she’s ‘in divorce PRO hell’(or in a cell?)
#133 In the Mail, risking jail, will the GoFundMe cover bail?
#132 She walks in the valley of doll heads, nothing left but her turdy threads
#131 A 3 year ban on Alice’s gob—but will she ever get a job?
#130 Alice Evans GoRefundMe!
#129 Want some cheese with that $160 whine, Malice?
#128 From the cover of Hello to a PRO!
#127 Get a job before your kids do Alice!
#126 Alice is 54 - on her birthday, do you want more? RAWR!
#125 Alice thinks she's wily - enter Anne Kiley
#124 2 year bender, no surrender!
#123 Oi Alice, the reason you're so bloated is because you're full of it
#122 Only a pineapple ring needed to complete the meaty display
#121 She's just the bargain basement Meghan Markle
#120 THE CAPS ARE ON, but Ioan's not home!
#119 Quit the drink, ditch the brother, get off the floor and - Be A Mother!!
#118 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd. We stand with Elsie & Ella.
#117 To be a dirty sock or to sell dirty socks, that is the question
#116 Cont Y Mor
#115 Squatters to the left, Tattlers to the right Stuck in the middle with a TRO
#114 Every day I am thankful I am not Alice Evans
#113 St. Malice, Patron Saint of Victimhood
#112 GRUFFUDD!!!
#111 Hey Alice, get a job and go fund yourself!
#110 I don't eat baby sheet stirrers
#109 I'm Alice Evans, my life’s a mess, I need a GoFundMe to buy Panda Express
#108 Alice Evans - penniless and down to her last $20,000 Bulgari Watch
#107 We Stand With Ioan Gruffudd
#106 Wake Up and Smell the Covfefe, Alice.
#105 I will always love and re bf never every one of you
#104 When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interfere
#103 Alice Evans - You Can't Handle the Truth!!!
#102 See you next Tuesday, the premiere of 102 Damnations
#101 She claims spending all day weeping, can you smell the bull seeping
#100 One more week till the PRO, who knows how low she will go?
#99 Yo chose a woman with MS rather than BS
#98 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat
#97 Her last hoorah was tits on show, tick tock tick tock incoming PRO
#96 Yo & B did their 1st event, Alice stayed home and used Jasper to vent
#95 Alice knows her ABC’s… but missed out P, R and O
#94 Covid negative, but positively desperate for attention
#93 Give a man some peace and he will thrive. 🖤
#92 The Chronicles of YoBee
#91 Tattle, who I met at Alice’s meltdown
#90 Ioan has no socks because Alice used them all
#89 Alice turning water into wine, kidneys working overtime.
#88 More socks than in a department store, Alice doesn't believe less is more
#87 Selfies galore: Alice, do you WANT MORE?
#86 You're not homeless if breaking the TRO lands you in jail
#85 Nothing says I wuv u like a hypothetical disregard of a restraining order
#84 When the Ioan gets tough, the Gruffs get goin (to Europe)
#83 Bianca looks to be thriving, whilst Alice is dressed to go diving.
#82 I’d rather be an unobtrusive lurker than an Alice Evans shirker
#81 I'll never understand what I did wrong
#80 Alice the Shartful Dodger, can't say anything at all, except when she does
#79 Ioan got a restraining order but Alice wants a remaining order
#78 Cancel ur ho abs my TRO
#77 Honk the Hornblower
#76 Alice Evans abs the amazing disappearing black eye
#75 claims she's reached out to Bianca, the evidence shows she's a lyin merchant banker
#74 Alice Evans the smartest person in the room. So long as it's empty.
#73 Legally blocked immediately
#72 102 ways to threaten and coerce Coglet
#71 Alice shouts she’ll win in court, but let’s just look at Ioan’s report…
#70 (no thread title)
#69 Alice's eye: BLACKED IMMEDIATELY!
#68 Lipstick is red, Alice is blue; alone on Valentine’s Day, boo hoo
#67 a slug of Moonshine
#66 Better a ray of sunshine than a row of sharp ones
#65 Alice E smoking one fat doobie while talking smack to the squirrel & rat
#64 Alice is still completely barmy, here comes her rosé army
#63 get a job Alice!
#62 Alice wails “No money for the maid”, then buys a Tesla (fully paid)
#61 I reddit on the grapevine
#60 we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it
#59 She sleeps on a throne of lies
#58 Goodbye, Gloria, my old friend. I hope to hire you back again
#57 Alice needs to come back abs finished what she sharted
#56 I've got 99 filters but a pool filter ain't one
#55 More Easter eggs than a Taylor Swift album
#54 hashtag Alice for presisent!
#53 Don't be bitter, be Bee!
#52 More projection than a silent movie theater
#51 A threat of court cut her Twitter short
#50 Fifty Threads of mAlice
#49 Life w/o Twitter, she’s falling apart! But he's come to save her: A Shart
#48 Alice, you've been served
#47 Alice, Alice, where the feck is Alice?
#46 There's a rat in me Prius what am I gonna do?
#45 Alice is a walkin’ talkin’ tweetin’ stalkin’ mafia moll
#44 Ioan’s toothbrush has left the building!
#43 Hag not hag. Just throw some tat on a bag
#42 How to Tone your abs
#41 Alice still has Phil-ings for Ioan but will never a-Tone for her actions
#40 AE thought she was a ninja till a squirrel binned her
#39 more holes in her story than a 99c colander
#38 Whatever your trauma happens to be, don’t forget it’s all about ME
#37 "Poor me... another sharp one!"
#36 The Tales of 1,000 Ioans
#35 Vagina revokers and ego strokers, but his lawyer’s letters nearly broke her
#34 Game of Tone's
#33 She's a soap opera inside a horror film inside a documentary & she's free
#32 Alice, please won't you stop tweeting? 30 Biancas need their sleeping!
#31 Hello Bubba Bear, Goodbye Old Soak
#30 Alice has the ick, but Bianca’s got the dick
#29 We three wines in Alice’s bar, causing Tweets that travel so far..
#28 Christmas time, Alice has had wine, hope the lawyers don't resign
#27 Narc rage sells, narc rage sells, narc rage all the way!
#26 Ioan & Bianca get papped out walkin, Check behind all trees for Alice stalkin
#25 All I want for Christmas isn’t you.
#24 Better lock tweets, better not lie: Tattle Turds are coming to town
#23 The Sane Pedestal: Hub lift her up where she belongs
#22 On the 12th day of Xmas my hubby sent to me, a restraining order & a 730
#21 Silent night, holy night, Alice isn’t calm and certainly isn’t very bright
#20 Alice is a troll, don’t disagree or she'll call Instapol!
#19 One Bianca, Two Bianca, Three Bianca, Four…
#18 102 Defamations
#17 Her house is extra dusty, I bet she smells all musty
#16 More embellishments than a pair of Alice Evans Nike trainers
#15 Cryin, lyin, still denyin - Marmite, wolves & monkeys flyin
#14 Let bogans be bogans
#13 Consciously uncoupled from reality
#12 Embellisher of handbags, Nike Airs and the truth
#11 Never, ever, ever getting back together
#10 zero percent interest loan
#9 102 Divorce reasons
#8 As unhinged as her bathroom door
#7 Socks at dawn
#6 Alice still so bitter, all over Twitter
#5 Malice in wonderland
#4 He’s just not that into you
#3 Only communicating through the wizard
#2 From the frying pan into the fire, don’t risk your ex’s Ire!
Ioan Gruffudd/Alice Evans
I think they mean it’s usually Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans in the title but it’s the other way round this time 🙃
 
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So out of a class of 24, 4 were wearing masks, including Elsie. She has mentioned before that Ella likes to wear hers. I find that concerning. Like they want to hide themselves. Are there still loads of people in LA wearing masks routinely?

This seems a bit hasty in terms of how do you know how she feels about her ex's death (I'm sure sad) but if she's that close a friend maybe pop her a private text? Wait until she makes a statement?
For the performance. Trying to rebrand herself as a lovely, empathetic woman.
 
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So out of a class of 24, 4 were wearing masks, including Elsie. She has mentioned before that Ella likes to wear hers. I find that concerning. Like they want to hide themselves. Are there still loads of people in LA wearing masks routinely?


For the performance. Trying to rebrand herself as a lovely, empathetic woman.
And I just took a quick scan at Natasha's Instagram and her boyfriend's. They are all over loved up on each other's Insta's. It's now even tackier. 👀
 
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