Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #128 From the cover of Hello to a PRO!

[sevenyearbiatch]

It’s 2.45pm here down under on August 2nd soooo:

Happy bleeping birthday Ms Evans!

Now that you are 54
Act your age, you’ve become a bore
Get to rehab so you can live for more
You’re definitely NOT someone we adore
So pick your drunk ass off the floor
Zip your mouth and close your jaw
Obey your PRO we implore
Coz no, we don’t want bleeping more!
Here’s a cake, you earned it - RAWR!

 

[welp]

Seeing a discussion on Twitter about that Russian guy who's defending Alice being an ex-lover of hers. He claimed Alice helped him financially when his mother had cancer. Benevolent Alice?? I don't bleeping believe that. Unless she was paying him off to shut him up!

That's pretty ridiculous if its true. You can't single out Alice for doing something good if she does it with Ioan's money. He either has to be thankful to him or both, singling out Alice indicates that she deliberately talked Ioan down (as always) and cashed all the credit in LOL.

 

[Diamonds60]

That's pretty ridiculous if its true. You can't single out Alice for doing something good if she does it with Ioan's money. He either has to be thankful to him or both, singling out Alice indicates that she deliberately talked Ioan down (as always) and cashed all the credit in LOL.

Where does the ex lover bit come in? With the Russian guy

 

[papaotis]

When she’s not doing the manical rictus grin.

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Look how far he's leaning away from her, argh! Also what is it with her sense of fashion...she had such an amazing figure and just kept wearing weird drop waist dresses and stripes and baby dolls and leggings under tunics, just no alice!

 

[welp]

Where does the ex lover bit come in? With the Russian guy

no idea, this weird C&S account claimed it, they make up a ton of tit. They probably saw me saying that he is being thirsty on Alice's twitter for years and went a step further LOL

 

[Blurp]

Look how far he's leaning away from her, argh! Also what is it with her sense of fashion...she had such an amazing figure and just kept wearing weird drop waist dresses and stripes and baby dolls and leggings under tunics, just no alice!

He looks really uncomfortable. That's not a smile at all, more like a fixed expression.

 

[Feathers]

ALICE EVANS and a Friend Shopping at Trader Joe’s in Los Angeles 07/31/2022

 

[barre19]

Now that you are 54
Act your age, you’ve become a bore
Get to rehab so you can live for more
You’re definitely NOT someone we adore
So pick your drunk ass off the floor
Zip your mouth and close your jaw
Obey your PRO we implore
Coz no, we don’t want bleeping more!
Here’s a cake, you earned it - RAWR!

STANDING OVATION

 

[Loveu2]

Look how far he's leaning away from her, argh! Also what is it with her sense of fashion...she had such an amazing figure and just kept wearing weird drop waist dresses and stripes and baby dolls and leggings under tunics, just no alice!

And bows WTF?

 

[StoneMountain]

And bows WTF?

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As much as Alice appears to like the ribbons, bows, and frills, I do find it a bit strange that she didn't "dress" her daughters that way. Maybe I just over-sighted seeing images of them dressed like Alice. But, perhaps, they rebelled against wearing all that.

 

[Loveu2]

As much as Alice appears to like the ribbons, bows, and frills, I do find it a bit strange that she didn't "dress" her daughters that way. Maybe I just over-sighted seeing images of them dressed like Alice. But, perhaps, they rebelled against wearing all that.

I would have rebelled for sure.

 

[House of Tea]

ALICE EVANS and a Friend Shopping at Trader Joe’s in Los Angeles 07/31/2022

Just a couple of days ago. Wonder if that is her mate from UK who dropped everything to be with her??!! Quite the outfit Alice has on. Moved on from blankets to gingham tablecloths.

 

[welshfitnessgirl]

Caught red handed with her box of wine

 

[barre19]

Inspired hat-tip to @sevenyearbiatch


In court was a woman named Evans
To the evidence, she said “Oh heavens!”
That couldn’t be me
I’m abused, you see
So surprised! and at sixes and sevens!

The judge calmly asked her for proof
She blustered and hit the court roof
“THERE’S NO NEED!” she erupted
“YOU’VE ALL BEEN CORRUPTED!”
And turned on her red-ribboned hoof

Now she quietly seethes in a cell
They’ve taken her laptop as well
Her socks have been busted
She couldn’t be trusted
Oh poor Alice, in DIVORCE HELL

Happy PRO day, Turds!

 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

Yeah, I really don't get her fascination with ribbons and bows.

 

[BessieNessie]

Thank you feathers and welcome on board what a Tattle entrance.

Are these conveniently timed shots to get media attention for the divorce without actually saying anything herself.…

I suppose it is. The Daily Mail will have received them with info on the divorce today.

ALICE EVANS and a Friend Shopping at Trader Joe’s in Los Angeles 07/31/2022

 

[StoneMountain]

Caught red handed with her box of wine

Alice read that we're getting refreshments and snacks ready for Tuesday - so she had to get hers ready too

 

[Junebug895]

Hey!! Hello fellow Yorkshire dweller!!

One here too! Happy belated Yorkshire Day! (I'm in York)

 

[Hiraeth]

Now here is a view nobody needed.

 

[sallygsoton]

I changed my avatar thingy to reflect that I hope once the PRO is granted, Ioan will feel like he has been bathed in cool, pure, clean water