If you were a man of fighting age in Russia right now, Alice’s divorce would definitely be your number 1 concern. That man’s a realist through and through.He doesn’t know Jack shit about the children or anything else! He just feels special because a z list celebrity woman paid him some attention. What would he know about motherhood?
I reckon what Ioan says here is how he wanted it to be. What Alice wanted is what went though. As per.That's interesting about no magazine deals. Did they change their minds? I had the Hello magazine which covered their wedding but I threw it out 18 months ago when I moved house.
Haha!!! This has done me inWedding planner: “So, Ioan, what’s the vibe you’re going for for this ceremony?”
Ioan: “I feel I’ve made a mistake and I don’t want to be there.”
Wedding planner: “Say no more”
She doesn't ever appear to have done anything to improve her craft either. I mean, even Amber Heard had an acting coach!She’s also going to have to accept the fact that acting is not going to give her an income. She only had a few sporadic acting jobs since coming to LA, now she’s older, lost her looks, and she’s not talented. She’s going to have to settle for a regular 9 to 5 job unless she can find something where she can use her education in languages. She’s not going to be a Hollywood wife any longer, and that is what she is fighting.
I think it’s my fave of him older. But I still can’t get over how insanely gorgeous he is in his Lancelot years.Wozers he looks hawt in that photo and he isn't my type. I must say, he has got much more attractive in since leaving the she devil! That now is actually is my type. Not that everything comes down to looks! In the recent photos of him, you can see the happiness coming off him, even though he is having to deal with the CUNT!
It's funny you say that he may have been a bit twattish, because I remember reading an interview he did many years ago (around the time of the F4) films and he was saying how much better LA was than the UK because you could rive down the coast with the top down on your convertible and everyone had a tan. I can remember thinking "what a wanker." I would I could find that interview. I've looked an it is no where!Re wedding photos, I agree they all look weird and the joke of dragging down the isle is - well, if mAlice didnt know about it, it’s justs cruel and humiliating. Much as I despise her. If she knew, then they both have strange sense of humour but I suppose as long as it worked for them. He does not look unhappy to me. I mean, looking at this one (attached). I think (and Yo’s fans please forgive me, I think he makes an impression of a very positive, decent person now) he might have become quite twattish under her influence and it’s possible that in early days they might have been quite unbearable as a couple, not just her. I might be wrong of course. I know he didnt want to marry her after 8 years and yes she twisted his arm, but it does not mean he was all that unhappy to do it.. especially because by then he was totally under her control - look at the infamous, many times discussed interview where he describes wedding proposal. He may be suspecting deep down the behaviour he describes is not normal/ acceptable but he is clearly on a mission to normalise it for himself and others. It is a well known fact that narcs, when they take hold of their victim, first suck out all life and energy out of them and then fill them with their beliefs and values. Very much happened to my friend who is now luckily seen the light and is divorcing her narc husband. But she is saying: I now realise that for years I was a shadow of myself just channeling his beliefs and behaviour..View attachment 1459863
That is hot.I had to go look for a powerful ioan pic to eradicate that ‘lamb to the slaughter’ image I had.
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...I had to go look for a powerful ioan pic to eradicate that ‘lamb to the slaughter’ image I had.
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Some poor person had to trawl through those photos and find one good enough for the cover - "that one's terrible, that one's terrible, that one's terrible..."I would love to see all the Hello photos from that shoot.
I’m sure your children love you very much too. Being a parent is the hardest job I’ve ever had by far, but absolutely the most rewarding. You sound an awesome parent @TheNotoriousManzana, and your children are very fortunate indeed. Just remember that they can be little devils and can be masters at playing one parent off against the other when they want something. I’m sure that you are loved and appreciated just as much as your partner. I enjoy your posts, you are so wise, sympathetic, and funny. You should be proud of your role in bringing up these little people to be good members of society. Sending love and hugs to you my dear and I hope today is a better day for you.Me, too. I'm mostly a sahd. Today has been particularly thankless - The HUB returned from work and got all the love and I got to carry the giant rucksack full ofcrapwater/snacks/wet clothes from where they leapt into a nearby fountain (I live in a v hot country) and was mostly ignored because they 'love him bestest'.
*seethes silently*
In topic, Alice needs to also be in a body of water.
Exactly this. You have totally put your finger on it. They are dreadful wedding photos. Photos you are supposed to look back on with fond memories of how much in love you were. These certainly don’t give off that vibe, everyone looks awkward and unhappy. Especially Ioan’s family.Yes, I know what you mean about IG in his wedding pics. It's like when you have to go out to a social thing but you really, really aren't in the mood, so you don't bother to do your hair or make-up, and you just throw any old clothes on because you know that you won't be staying long anyway. That's the vibe that IG is giving off!
For me all men look better in there 40s. Even when I was younger (43 now). I went out with a guy in his early 40s and I was 27....so take that mAlice! (and shove it up your arse!) And our split had nothing to do with the age gap, so again take that mAliceI think it’s my fave of him older. But I still can’t get over how insanely gorgeous he is in his Lancelot years.
He can laugh, but that boyo has wreaked havoc on this 40-something’s libido
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Reminds me of this edit on her Wikipedia page.The wedding looks very budget trying to be posh. The tourist season for Cabos is April through June. August and September are the worst time of the year it's way too hot but it's way also cheaper.
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FFS. Ioan was wearing a wool suit.
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Now there's a blast from the past! Such an enthusiastic fellow‘I said you buy one you get one free’
Windows, weddings all the same lol
That is actually a lovely picture. Of course, they’re not looking at each otherRe wedding photos, I agree they all look weird and the joke of dragging down the isle is - well, if mAlice didnt know about it, it’s justs cruel and humiliating. Much as I despise her. If she knew, then they both have strange sense of humour but I suppose as long as it worked for them. He does not look unhappy to me. I mean, looking at this one (attached). I think (and Yo’s fans please forgive me, I think he makes an impression of a very positive, decent person now) he might have become quite twattish under her influence and it’s possible that in early days they might have been quite unbearable as a couple, not just her. I might be wrong of course. I know he didnt want to marry her after 8 years and yes she twisted his arm, but it does not mean he was all that unhappy to do it.. especially because by then he was totally under her control - look at the infamous, many times discussed interview where he describes wedding proposal. He may be suspecting deep down the behaviour he describes is not normal/ acceptable but he is clearly on a mission to normalise it for himself and others. It is a well known fact that narcs, when they take hold of their victim, first suck out all life and energy out of them and then fill them with their beliefs and values. Very much happened to my friend who is now luckily seen the light and is divorcing her narc husband. But she is saying: I now realise that for years I was a shadow of myself just channeling his beliefs and behaviour..View attachment 1459863
This was a really crass move. A lot of people went off IG around this time as it was obvious who was influencing him and he was placating her.Just FYI, " The 33-year-old Hornblower star tells us: “We’ve invited too many people who have all said they’re coming so we’re going to have to uninvite some guests, which won’t be easy. It’s going to be a private affair so no magazine deals.” "
From here: https://www.express.co.uk/dayandnight/9113/Wedding-dilemma-for-Ioan
They claimed they did a deal with Hello because bad wedding photos were leaked including the one with AE with the ciggy and drink.That's interesting about no magazine deals. Did they change their minds? I had the Hello magazine which covered their wedding but I threw it out 18 months ago when I moved house.
I wonder. It's possible he had mixed feelings about marrying her but thought 'it's too late to back out now". And he was scared shitless of her reaction if he did back out...I wonder if he bought the suit, then lost loads of weight in the lead up to the wedding?
Many people struggle to eat when fearful, scared, realising they are making a terrible mistake etc
Not me.
Food is my drug of choice whether happy, sad or inbetweenbut we have seen Ioan looking very skinny and unwell before.
I wonder if the enormity of realising he was going to be legally joined to Malice caused him to lose a load of weight, hence looking like he is wearing someone else's suit at the wedding?
In many ways it was a goal post. AE scored and won the match.The bridal awning looks like a effing goal post
Me neither, apart from CUNT it's the best nickname for her! I crack up every time I see itI swear to God I never get over y’all calling her “Big Al.”
I can't figure that one out. Didn't they have a beach wedding? It's hard to fill up a beach. It didn't look like a big fancy wedding anyway. How hard is it to get a couple more chairs to set on a beach? That was probably her way of not inviting her stepmother and she got him to speak up and be the bad guy. That's my take on it anyway.How tacky. Who uninvites people from a shindig. You just eat the cost and move on. But to even tell a reporter that you are uninviting people. Jeez Louise, they were both clueless. I am not even giving him a pass because he was a grown ass man when that happened and no amount of bullying can justify that lack of etiquette or social skill. SMDH.
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