Now I am going to have ‘Push pineapples up a tree’ (another BL masterpiece) whirring in my head all night. I had, happily, forgotten all traces of Black Lace.Sorry for the niche post
Just realised most of you won’t have a clue who or what Blacklace Superman is.
What about their hit called “We’re having a gangbang” that song got played everywhere even at weddings and school discos and no one went WTF!!Sorry for the niche post
Just realised most of you won’t have a clue who or what Blacklace Superman is.
And you're a beautiful, kind, funny & compassionate human being, (none of which applies to cunty evans) my sweet Rammschister!I agree with everything you've said there. The horrible irony being that I'm a functioning alcoholic with a broken phone screen right now
Hey, at least I'm not Alice. I can function and work full time!
This has got me snorting with laughter. Fucko manOne, two, one, two, three go
Clap your hands
Tweet
Wave your hands
Hitch a ride
Sneeze (piss your pants
Go for a sleep
Lets see you beg
Now tweet
Sleep
Fucko man!
Sound your foghorn voice
Ring the bell
Okay
Kiss
Comb yournohair
Wave your hands come on wave your hands
CockSiblingMan!
Wooooo
Clap your hands now you’re looking really good
Now you've got the hang of it were gonna do it one more time
We’re gonna do it again
Edited for @Hellodolly26
you reading my mind? I typed almost verbatim what you stated and deleted before posting cause read yours.Oh no! I’m so sorry. But you’re a damned decent and kind functioning alcoholic and that makes all the difference in the world. Can you get a new screen?
Just so you know I never judge good people no matter their religion, age, sexuality, color, socioeconomic status, or struggles with addiction. I only judge Alice because she’s a psycho cunt full of hate who doesn’t even try to do better.
Hugs!
Us Generation Xers doSorry for the niche post
Just realised most of you won’t have a clue who or what Blacklace Superman is.
From the movie Rita, Sue and Bob Too!What about their hit called “We’re having a gangbang” that song got played everywhere even at weddings and school discos and no one went WTF!!
Anyway for those who haven’t heard it here are the beautiful lyrics:
Black Lace “We’re Having A Gangbang”
We're having a gang bang
We're having a ball
We're having a gang bang
Against the wall
We'd like you to join us
It's part of the fun!
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one
A gang bang is a game we play
It's something of joke
It's lots of hokey-pokey
Less hokes and lots of pokes
It's for the girls and for the boys
It livens up the night
It's better when you're crowded
And when you're packed in tight
We're having a gang bang
We're having a ball
We're having a gang bang
Against the wall
We'd like you to join us
It's part of the fun!
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one
And now the action's taking place
I'm ready for my fill
It's up to expectations
And it's going further still
But don't be greedy, share it out
It's time to try some more
So find a friend, play the game
That's what a gang bang's for!
We're having a gang bang
We're having a ball
We're having a gang bang
Against the wall
We'd like you to join us
It's part of the fun!
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one
A gang bang is the thing to do
We'd like to give you one
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Bookmarked it!Peaked too soon with that. That’s a cracking new thread title.
Oh no! I’m so sorry. But you’re a damned decent and kind functioning alcoholic and that makes all the difference in the world. Can you get a new screen?
Just so you know I never judge good people no matter their religion, age, sexuality, color, socioeconomic status, or struggles with addiction. I only judge Alice because she’s a psycho cunt full of hate who doesn’t even try to do better.
Hugs!
They are in bed or at work.Now I am going to have ‘Push pineapples up a tree’ (another BL masterpiece) whirring in my head all night. I had, happily, forgotten all traces of Black Lace.
Please go and look after your children or take a douche. Nobody needs to be reminded of Black Lace.
Be gone with you!
None of those things, as a parent of a 6 year old.Straw poll.
As a parent have you ever
a) called your daughter a bitch on her birthday
b) told your child’s other parent they should die
c) told your very young daughter that daddy wants you to die
d) said “the babies can’t stand up for me or they can fuck off”
I have a complicated and blended family life. None of the above.
This x 1 million!Imagine for a tiny second if you will, that you’re Alice. You’ve been with Olivier Picasso, in the glossy mags, your own column then you meet a shy yet handsome (not my words) Ioan. He is billed as the next James Bond and he wants you. You move in with Ioan and Matthew Rhys, life is good. You then move to LA to a nice house with a pool, get married and, I will never make fun of their ivf journey, have two beautiful daughters. You have a nanny and a housekeeper, your husband is making enough money to allow that and you fuck it all up because you’re an ungrateful, abusive tithead.
Why did I not know this???From the movie Rita, Sue and Bob Too!
Thank you so much my gorgeous Rammschister! Love you to the moon and farther.And you're a beautiful, kind, funny & compassionate human being, (none of which applies to cunty evans) my sweet Rammschister!xxx
From the movie Rita, Sue and Bob Too!
here you goI would like to read the full documents but I'm kinda glad I don't know where they are (don't judge me, these AE threads move at a breakneck pace, but Alice's life so full of drama and WTF, it's no wonder).
I'm glad Ioan is stepping up for his kids (I knew he would), and I'm not at all surprised Gloria does the lion's share of parenting. You wonder how they coped (Ioan and Alice) when the first baby was born? They had a second, so maybe Alice was a more attentive mum/partner earlier on? Obviously addiction, mental health played a part in making Alice the monster she is nowadays.
Ioan is coping admirably given all the worry and stress he must be under. How dare Alice be such an unsupportive, bullying cunt to her "hubs" when he's paying the bills and keeping a roof over her head. To me, her mocking behaviour is sheer jealousy, because he's getting employed and she isn't.
Did we conclude that the smaller clothes that eBay account was buying were for Gloria’s daughter or was that my twisted mind?here you go
They always had nannies, even two at some point (though judging by the court documents it looks like they have defacto two now too, Ioan mentions that Gloria's daughter helps too lol)
They were for Alice. She is as slim as a Reed. Unchanged by time, slobbing out or bad nutrition. How very dare you suggest they were for someone else??!!Did we conclude that the smaller clothes that eBay account was buying were for Gloria’s daughter or was that my twisted mind?
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