I've just seen her garden update video and the whole thing looks like a car crash. No-one with any garden design ability or landscaping skills has had a hand in it. It looks as if it's been designed by a committee, i.e. them, with the hard landscaping carried out by builders. The finials are more suited to large gate posts, they are out of proportion and out of place and the whole design(?) looks dated and bitty. And why are the lights standing on slabs on the lawn? The fountain (Haddonstone or similar) is naff and in the wrong place. If you've got to have something like that then site it further from the house as a focal point. They obviously haven't got a clue but are out to impress their friends with a 'grand' design in a suburban garden. It's laughable and sad at the same time.
InTheFrow #11 Get out the attic, get a grip, book and pay for a trip
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Omg why didn’t they use a landscaping architect (is that the correct term?). We even used one for our garden and it’s only 60 sqm2. Theirs is a mess and looks so dated
also, she is bragging that the way her patio tiles are laid out looks far more “bespoke” and”expensive” than a normal brick pattern. What is she on about? This looks ridiculous…
also, she is bragging that the way her patio tiles are laid out looks far more “bespoke” and”expensive” than a normal brick pattern. What is she on about? This looks ridiculous…
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I guess we can also conclude there won’t be extended sizing. Also if the blazer was £600, the trench will surely be near £1000. If I’m spending that kind of money on a trench, I’m buying a Burberry or a Max Mara.Oh wow. Master designers Vicky and Jade cut the trench from last fall into a blazer and then the pink blazer from spring into a trench.
British Fashion Council — WATCH OUT for this collection. It is surely award worthy
Y’all. Didn’t I say she needed to get a landscape architect in there?! duck. That looks horrid and not relaxing in the slightest. Did Lidl help her draw up these “plans”?!
I think it's quite telling that she always says "i'm going to buy this... I ordered this...". Yes, we all know it's your money Vic, but it'd be nice for you to say "we ordered" etc.
I really don't understand the MAHOOSIVE finials she's chosen for the garden space. They're like 5x too big for a home that size. There's a very tacky nouveau riche feel to the whole thing.
This bugs the HELL out of me. She’s married. It’s no longer I/me, it’s WE. Your house is for the both of you. I’m sure Alex just sits back and let’s Vic make all the decisions (because she makes all the money), but come on. As co-workers, roommates and partners, y’all are a WE.
Also, if Alex is so amazing at creative stuff and design, where’s his rendering of the what the garden should’ve looked like?!?
ETA: the fact she thinks that metal edging between the grass and the soil her builder put in is worthy of a mention, shows she has no idea what she’s doing. Those raised beds are in too shady of a place. And where the hell is that circular stone thing she was squawking about?
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As a flat-chested woman myself, all I can say is that my £340 David's Bridal wedding dress fitted me like a glove. And then there's Vicki with her £££££ dress that let her boobs move about, ending up with this look...#neverforget
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It’s hard to see how the garden will look without seeing the plants, but it has potential. But I agree those finials are too much and the fountain looks as if it’s made out of moulded plastic from Home Bargain. I’m sure it’s finest Italian marble but it looks so stark and cheap and just plonked there.
I do feel Vic is unlikely to get into actual gardening herself, I am sure it will be left to a gardener to look after, which is I think is sad. Gardening is such a wonder, therapeutic hobby and brings you so much satisfaction. This garden will probably just be a backdrop for photos.
Bless her, she thinks red currants are cherries (her kitchen prints)!
i am not surprised those bland linen line drawing things are being relegated to a spare room, they were an expensive mistake - almost all the commentators preferred the old Desenio fruit pics and Vic has been forced to admit they were right.
I do feel Vic is unlikely to get into actual gardening herself, I am sure it will be left to a gardener to look after, which is I think is sad. Gardening is such a wonder, therapeutic hobby and brings you so much satisfaction. This garden will probably just be a backdrop for photos.
Bless her, she thinks red currants are cherries (her kitchen prints)!
i am not surprised those bland linen line drawing things are being relegated to a spare room, they were an expensive mistake - almost all the commentators preferred the old Desenio fruit pics and Vic has been forced to admit they were right.
I’m curious to see how the stone transitions from the mixed slab sizes to suddenly all small rectangular shapes leading to the large slab circle 
also agree about the wedding dress not fitting around the bust properly
why why why when it costs so much would they leave it gaping like that? Did she lose a load of weight very quickly after her last fitting? One dress done perfectly would have been better than 6 half-arsed when it comes to fittings.
also agree about the wedding dress not fitting around the bust properly
why why why when it costs so much would they leave it gaping like that? Did she lose a load of weight very quickly after her last fitting? One dress done perfectly would have been better than 6 half-arsed when it comes to fittings.
Very funny to me that she was talking about how she'd love to buy the originals of her botanical prints.... She hasn't got a bleeping clue. The artist Pierre-Joseph Redoute is the greatest botantical illustrator of all time, seriously doubt any museum would sell their originals to this moron.
More proof that she does duck all ALL DAY. But, to be fair, she’s not invited to ANY events! Therefore, she has time for tit like this
It does make me smile that someone who has happily worked with Desenio a number of times flogging generic mass produced bland prints to their viewers is now professing to be a collector of original art.
I swear my iPhone can do that.View attachment 738176
More proof that she does duck all ALL DAY. But, to be fair, she’s not invited to ANY events! Therefore, she has time for tit like this
She’s packing for her first trip away in a year. Guess since she had to pay for the Cornwall getaway, it doesn’t count as a trip away?!
What an idiot. </Hermione Granger voice)>
If she means abroad I'll be interested to see what they do with Boe. Also, after the whole Tamara thing I'd think she'd she'd more careful about announcing when she's away in real time (unless she's there already as an anniversary trip).
She's just such a knob.
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