NEWBORNS FIRST PHOTOSHOOT!
The Inghams are jumping in the car because it's Mila's big day today - her newborn photoshoot. Lazy is excited and nervous because it took seven hours with Jace as he cried loads and wanted to sleep. They're not had a family photo together yet. Each week is ticking away. Lazy hasn't done her makeup today because everyone wanted to shower and wash their hairs today. It takes a long time if everyone washes in the morning. The lady told Lazy not to let Mila sleep or feed for 2 hours before the shoot but that sometimes isn't possible and Mila is asleep. There is a bit of a drive to the studio and then they're off to Granny jane and Hi Steve's house for dinner. Prinny is going with them as Lazy doesn't want to leave her in the house for hours.
I guess they've had issues with her toileting on the precious farble floor then. I swear Lazy loves that floor more than she loves her kids.
Mila is crying and Creepy asks Jace if he's excited to get his picture taken. Lazy tells Creepy to show him how to smile. Inside Mila is wrapped up in a swaddle thing. Jace lays on the floor and says he's dead. Creepy laughs and asks where he got that from. Music plays as Jace has his photo taken with Mila. The footage from the photoshoot is in black and white. The kids have a photo taken together and then Mila is photographed alone in a swaddle and a bucket.
The photoshoot is finished. Creepy is holding Mila, who has a bow on her head and is dressed in an ugly floral dress. Lazy says Mila was well behaved and the photographer was amazing. She's good with babies and the studio is lovely with lots of props. They were there for 2 hours but they were there for 6 with Jace. Some of the ifam have used the photographer after seeing the Inghams use her.
The way she talks it really comes across as an undeclared ad. Lazy worries that the photos won't come out ok with Jace's squint. It would be nice to have a photo without the squint because it's not part of him; it's like if you have a cold sore... it's not part of you, it's just there on the day. Lazy can't wait to get sneak peeks. They're at Granny Jane and Hi Steve's.
Creepy hold Mila whilst Lazy shoves a camera in her face and laughs about how tired she is. Jace is screeching as usual. Lazy says she caught a smile on camera but it was so quick that Mila was probably just farting. Jace falls asleep on Isabelle. Coco the dog starts snoring and Creepy says "Yo, Coco let out some zzz's there"
The Inghams are back at Motorway mansion and Lazy laughs at Mila's chops. Creepy keeps kissing her cheek and Mila looks grumpy. Isabelle is removing her makeup in the mirror. Jace says Prinny has gone out for a wee wee. He got some cars from Granny and Grandpa. Creepy has a piece of hair sticking up and he thinks it looks cool. They've worked out that the last time they went to Granny and Grandpa's house was the day Jace took his first step at 10 months and 3 weeks. It's insane to think he's now 2 years and 4 months. They always used to go to their house and it felt normal. Lazy says Mila smiles a lot in her sleep, and also when Lazy gets close to her face and screeches "Meeeeeeela cheeky giiiiiiirl, give me a smile". Cackle. Creepy tells Jace not to throw his toys down the steps. He has a thing for throwing things down the grand marble staircase. Esme dangled a teddy bear snake over the side and Lazy told her that wasn't a clever thing to teach him.
Yes Lazy but who's the parent; don't go blaming Esme here. Creepy goes to get Jace's power milk.
Jace does something he knows he's not allowed to do but if you tell him not to do it he stops straight away and goes "oh ok, accident". They've getting Jace and Mila to bed. Today's vlog will be shorter than usual. Lazy shows us the story she uploaded to Instagram of the shoot. She likes to upload sneak peeks to Instagram.
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How the
duck does someone manage to look so sinister when they're smiling?
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