THE TRUTH WE LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING!!
Fixed it for them.
Lazy high pitched screeches good evening to the ifam. Creepy admires himself in the camera. It's a Q&A today because they're been working on Esme's bedroom. Lazy had 6,000 questions. Yeah, course she did.
Q - How did Esme feel when she found out Tik Tok took down the family account?
A - She cried her eyes out and it's a shame adults feel the need to take thing away from kids out of spite. There are hundreds of family accounts on Tik Tok but the Inghams aren't allowed one because there are too many evil people reporting. Well done for breaking an 11 year old's heart.
No thanks to anyone for trying to protect her children from these 'evil people' though.
Q - Isabelle doesn't have contact with her biological Dad.
A - 40% of questions were about this. Isabelle hasn't seen her Dad in three years and it was her choice but Lazy s glad. She didn't influence Isabelle's decision but she wanted to because things weren't right. Creepy would get annoyed when things happened. Lazy ever aid a bad word about Isabelle's dad to her but he said bad things about the Inghams to her. Creepy is sat there looking smug. If Isabelle wanted to speak to her dad tomorrow Lazy would allow it. Such lies and such a rehearsed answer.
Q - Isabelle wants Facebook and Twitter but isn't allowed
A - She's never asked.
Q - Have they got plans?
A - Yes but none set in stone because of the borders.
Q - Would they get another dog?
A - No because they love to travel too much. Creepy says he would consider it so she has a mate and Lazy looks horrified.
Q - Will they quit Youtube as the girls get over?
A - Lazy can't say they never will when they're 60 but it will have nothing to do with the kids. Isabelle is spending a lot of time learning because she is taking her history and English GCSE's this year. They have never pushed the camera onto the girls but come up with ideas for them and if they say no it's a no.
Q - What age did Lazy have her first boyfriend at?
A - Creepy asked Isabelle yesterday about her secret boyfriend and she got embarrassed. Lazy remembers being 15 having not had a serious boyfriend and at 16/17 she was panicking about it. Her first boyfriend was Isabelle's dad and the other as Creepy.
Q - Which sisters argue the most?
A - Esme and Isla and Isabelle and Esme. Isla rarely argues with anyone. They were asked to do chores today and Isla was stood twiddling her thumbs so Isabelle shouted at her. Isla doesn't help much and it turns into an argument.
Q - First person they want to see when they're able to?
A - Creepy's parents and Lazy's dad.
Q - What's it like having a teen, tween, child and toddler?
A - Busy with a lot of hormones and tantrums
Q - Do they open group chats?
A - No because they're added to 30 a day. They get hundreds of messages on Instagram a day.
Q - Why is Lazy doing personalised things?
A - Lazy got two messages the other day about stripping customers from other businesses. She can't see Primark arguing with New Look because they sell white vests. You don't restrict your business or idea because someone else does it. It's business.
Q - Did they have a sex preference for their fourth baby?
A - No but Creepy wanted a boy. Lazy wanted a girl but wasn't disappointed. She loves Jace but was scared about having a boy. She would've chosen a girl but Jace makes the family perfect, he is perfect.
Q - Are they worried about Isla not liking being alone?
A - No because she's not scared of being alone but Esme has scared her about monsters being at the top of the house. Esme will chase her and jump out on Isla. It's stopped now though but she has got better in the past couple of weeks. She hated going downstairs to get a drink on her own. Isla is only 8 and not every child who is scared of the dark has had something traumatic happened. Isla has been coming downstairs for drinks and to get nappies in the past couple of days.
That's right, blame Esme as usual.
Q - Has Isabelle lost friends since being home schooled?
A - No. She doesn't have a ton of friends but has 3/4 and is always laughing on facetime.
Q - Do the girls have friends that come to the house?
A - No but they would come before corona for tea.
Q - Why doesn't Creepy get his haircut?
A - Are ye tekin' mick? Movin' on.
Q - Cackle from Lazy. You like Jace better than Prinny.
A - They don't have favourites but Creepy moans that Prinny weed all over the kitchen floor the other day.
Q - Would they consider living abroad?
A - Creepy immediately says definitely. Creepy and Isabelle never stop going on about it. if borders were open right now who knows.
Q - Where does Lazy want to go on holiday but Creepy doesn't want to go to?
A - Lazy and Isabelle want to go to Africa but Creepy doesn't. There are other places he wants to go to.
Q - Are they still moving?
A - Yes
Q - Why are they moving the girls bedrooms and decorating if they're moving?
A - Because the uk is in lockdown and they could be in the house for a month or a year. They sold the house in December 2019 and spent month trying to find and house and couldn't find one they liked. the one they liked had issues back and forth. In the end they backed out of the sale. Creepy doesn't want to sell the house and wants to keep it as an investment. The ball is rolling for that to happen. There are a few houses they like and the girls needed their own space now
Q - What is everyone's heights?
A - Creepy thinks he is 5'10/11, Lazy is 5'3, Isabelle is probably 5'6, Jace is 80cm and is dinky with everyone commenting on how small he is when they meet him. Esme is 130cm, Isla is 120/125cm.
Q - How are the girls coping with lockdown?
A - They're fine with school and in general but are missing their grandparents and socialising with other children. Isabelle and Esme have their phones and access online but Isla is struggling and craving playing with kids her own age. They don't moan but are the same as other kids.
Q - Do they believe in hand me downs?
A - Lazy is not a hoarder but won't throw anything away. She keeps the pots Chinese takeaway comes in but Creepy throws everything away.
Q - Why are they moving Isla into her own room if he doesn't like it?
A - Because it's not just up to Isla. Esme is 12 in June and wants her own space. Isla loves having her own room now though and is never out of her bedroom.
Q - Describe the girls in three words or less
A - Creepy answers. Hesitation before describing Isabelle. Isabelle: conscientious, smart, deep. Isla: intelligent, sensitive, very sweet. Esme: fiery, feisty, extremely creative. Jace: rolo, rambo, total legend.
Q - How is Isabelle doing her GCSE's when she's homeschooled?
A - Easily, in a school or exam centre. She is an external candidate and has to revise.
Q - Did they do drugs when they were younger?
A - Creepy says no but looks shifty. Lazy hand on heart says she's never ever, ever taken any type of drug an never tried a cigarette. She is conscious about things like that.
Q - Favourite other Youtube family?
A - They don't watch other family Youtuber regularly but watch travel vloggers and love Jits into the Sunset.
Q - What words can Jace say?
A - Anything. Lazy noticed he can say more than she though. Creepy left for the office early this morning and Lazy asked Jace where daddy was. Jace replied 'gone in caaaaa out door'. He can says anything and there's nothing he can't say. He can say canister and bottle. He won't ay 'Esme' properly.
Q - If one of the kids came out, what would their opinion be?
A - Creepy scratches his nose. He says it would be nothing. they were speaking about this the other day. There would be no new opinion of the girls and things would stay the same.
Q - Do they spend the same amount of money on the kids every Christmas?
A - No. They just buy what they buy and Lazy has no time to keep track of how much they spend on each kid. Money isn't important and they just get the girl what they want. Katrina has a set amount for each of her children
Q - Has lockdown put a strain on the marriage?
A - Lazy sighs and says yes. Then she says no. Lazy and Creepy have been together 24/7 for the past 5 years so it' no different.
Q - Do the girl argue a lot?
A - They go through stages of arguing and then weeks of no arguing.
Q - Would they ever go on a cruise?
A - Creepy says he wants to go on one now. The ferry to Spain home put him in the mood.
Q - Why did they take the girls out of school so often?
A - Lazy doesn't know why there was a big thing about the girls having time off school because their attendance was always really good. Sometimes they had an extra day off but the Inghams took the work with them. It was just a rumor by fools online.
Q - Does lazy till have her mini?
A - No
Q - Does Creepy shower?
A - Cackle and he says no.
Lazy wants to do another Q&A. Creepy moans about. Lazy calling videos vlogs. Creepy goes on a mini rant about how he doesn't wash his body or hair and wears the same clothes every day. Lazy tells him to shut up.
End of vlog